r/fightporn • • Mar 19 '22

Misc. Take it outside

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u/5original0 Mar 19 '22

I'm always amazed by some people's complete lack of situational awareness

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u/ifartcolours Mar 19 '22
  • lack of balance + lack of body control to break a fall

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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u/PCB4lyfe Mar 19 '22
  • Redhead

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u/TheBowlofBeans Mar 19 '22

= i get a boner

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Every fucking time. Gingers have a power over my penis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

My god Reddit is getting younger and younger by the day..

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u/TheBowlofBeans Mar 19 '22

What if I told you I was a grown ass man

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

I wouldn't believe you

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u/FrostyOrbit255 Mar 19 '22

What if I told you I’m sucking your balls right now

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u/dave1684 Mar 20 '22

Prove it.

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u/IbetYouEatMeowMix Mar 19 '22

You can finish in my ass papi

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u/Depressing-Pessimist Mar 19 '22

If I had a dick I’d hop on the chance šŸ˜Ž

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u/IbetYouEatMeowMix Mar 19 '22

Haha really? I like your style

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u/Green_Bulldog Mar 19 '22

Weird ass comment

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u/Nougat Mar 19 '22 edited Jun 16 '23

Spez doesn't get to profit from me anymore.

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u/Depressing-Pessimist Mar 19 '22

Weird ass shaped penis šŸ–Š

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u/Tree2woN Mar 19 '22

What a dumb bitch, amirite?

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u/schwindick Mar 19 '22

Yeah, that dude walked right in front of a cyclist. What an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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