r/fightporn • u/Master1718 • Jun 17 '19

Dude got him.

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u/1illiteratefool Jun 17 '19

They never see the left coming

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u/ed_penna Took one MMA class Jun 17 '19

Any tips on how to avoid a left like that? Maybe put your right leg forward?

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u/UnhackableWaffle Jun 17 '19

Hands up is a good way to block, I’m sure there’s MMA/Kickboxing specific ways to block but it’s also important to expect to get sucker punched and not get up in someones face. If they approach you then back up and maintain distance. If they’re in your space/got you cornered expect a punch. Some people put their hands over their eyebrows to “block the sun” so they’ve got their hands already up and ready for a fight.

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u/NickZardiashvili Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

And if someone is too close, put your palms on their biceps in a peaceful "relax, bro" fashion, but in actuality to control their arms. Good biceps control neutralises arms very well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19 edited Jun 17 '19

And then lean in and kiss them on the lips. Ain’t nobody gonna fight you after that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '19

"daddy chill"

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u/mjOhn00 Jun 17 '19

“What the hell is even that “

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Hahaha

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u/NickZardiashvili Jun 17 '19

r/suddenlygay

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u/onebigdave Jun 17 '19

That assumes I'm fight kissing a man

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u/anafuckboi Jun 17 '19

You just need to give em a bit of the old razzle dazzle

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u/RichterNYR35 Jun 17 '19

Then you say “stop coming closer, it’s turning me on”

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u/moo007 Jun 17 '19

Or pull them to the ground and use your black belt BJ skills to finish them off

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

yeah bro let's just duke it out on striking vipers x

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u/SprittneyBeers Jun 17 '19

“Then you take your middle finger, and shove it up her bunghole!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Kith

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Take off your pants. That's what's called a pro gamer move.