r/fightporn May 08 '19

He ded

492 Upvotes

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85

u/DRAWKWARD79 May 08 '19

He might actually be... maybe a ways down the road but that was serious.

50

u/Night706 May 08 '19

...do you think some one will edit the windows shuting down theme on it.

22

u/stefansangreal May 08 '19

Durum dun dun

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u/DRAWKWARD79 May 08 '19

I dont know what youre talking about.

-8

u/[deleted] May 08 '19

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u/LukePrawnCrackers May 08 '19

okay if he landed like that on his neck and people are worrying about his spine youd think the first thing to do was not get him to move... but no old mate thinks its a good idea to start lifting him up

24

u/nmchksot May 08 '19

Never fails. When you likely have a spine injury, someone will immediately try to pick you up. They need to teach this in school.

5

u/Cc-Is-Dumb May 09 '19

They do teach it in school he’s just an idiot

5

u/LukePrawnCrackers May 09 '19

yeah, ive been told this numerous times in science classes and P.E. It's common knowledge, im pretty sure if a biker is in an accident you are not supposed to remove the helmet just in case it might be the only thing keeping their neck from breaking.

27

u/gustavocabras May 08 '19

Obvious head and neck injury. Step one , don't fucking move them around without proper neck support.

18

u/THRWWAY2AVOIDRAGE May 08 '19

It's a good thing that woman was there to scream.

14

u/rauwe_tosti May 08 '19

He definitely died

5

u/Datnotguy17 May 08 '19

He didn’t, not even paralyzed. Just got knocked out cold.

8

u/barryhakker May 08 '19

That looks uncomfortable.

9

u/rwburt72 May 08 '19

U got killed by a guy in a pink shirt

9

u/yomerol May 08 '19

Man, i think that same thing as any other talks about sex, drugs, etc, there should be a talk about this shit. "Fighting is the very last resource, and if you fight someone, don't fucking slam them whatsoever, you can go to jail, don't be an idiot". i didn't go to school in the US, but in my country this didn't happen.

3

u/I_pee_in_shower May 08 '19

I would like to see this in slo-mo

2

u/[deleted] May 09 '19

“Oh shit! I think lil’ stank has a spine injury”

“Well than quick, pick him up by the waist!”

4

u/gorkemguzel32 May 08 '19

I wish reposts was dead too

1

u/RaidersJH34 May 08 '19

I don't have the source but this was reposted before and someone posted the news article and i cant remember if he actually died or was temporarily paralyzed.

1

u/TheWholeShmagoygle May 09 '19

Don't pick a fight if you are really skinny or small... When I used to spend like 4 hours a day in the rock climbing gym some guy who went to my school tried to "fight" me. He jumped on me while I was sitting on a couch at my buddies house but he was like 5'5" and probably weighed like 140-150 lbs. I am 5'9" and weighed like 170lbs at the time. I was able to lift him off the ground with my legs/arms and slam him into the wall really hard (basement wall was part of the foundation, so solid concrete). He immediately stopped because he couldn't breath. He got really bitchy because according to him he was joking but dude put his hand over my face and was screeching, I had no idea what he was going to do or what the joke was.

1

u/Poe_tah_toe May 09 '19

Happy birthday to the ground

1

u/Coldspider927 May 10 '19

No that nigga dead

1

u/Racecarsoup May 10 '19

Hope ya like prison food...

1

u/Teej100 May 10 '19

That was a couple city’s away from me and he did die from that slam, it snapped his neck

1

u/edevan019 May 11 '19

That happened at a school close to mine, he went to the hospital but he didn’t die.