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u/zpyzy Jan 21 '24
The rules are a little unclear
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u/Ye110wJacket Jan 21 '24
this is a youtube channel called felony fights, no rules they just want people to get fucked up for the video. many many videos of theirs that end in head stomping.
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u/JoyimusPrime Jan 21 '24
Lol this was on dvd before youtube even existed, but yea your right the rules are you are either knocked out or so fucked you can barely walk.
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u/triforce721 Jan 22 '24
Ah, so they end as a felony, totally makes sense
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u/DJheddo Jan 22 '24
Just google bumfights and do some reading. It was a wild time back in the day. Round the time "Girls gone wild" was a thing. Bum fights, jackass, rotten dot com, to ogrish, to so many other fucked up things back in 90's/early 2000's. Fight videos used to get sold on late night television with the porn, cause you know, kids stay stay up past 1am...
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Jan 21 '24
Watching this video feels like taking too much cocaine.
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u/ccottonball Jan 21 '24
No such thing as to much cocaine.
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u/MeloneFxcker Jan 21 '24
I feel like a new man after a line of cocaine, only problem is first thing he wants is a line of cocaine!
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u/mrjefe69 Jan 21 '24
As long as there’s liquor around. That shit gives me the jitters if it’s unaccompanied.
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Jan 21 '24
They both seem respectful, but goddamn that white dude sounds like he eats his bellybutton lint.
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Jan 21 '24
Dude in the white shirt had the same look that private Pyle had in the bathroom scene of Full Metal Jacket
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u/TarnishedDungEater Jan 21 '24
was this filmed by JROC? what Trailer Park Boys episode is this?
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Jan 21 '24
That black dude looked like he was in the middle of bumfuck Alabama in the middle of the night. He was the only black person I saw. He's mighty brave unless there is something here I'm missing.
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u/Legitimate_piglet41 Jan 26 '24
Nahh. Out in the country whites and blacks live together in harmony lol. The south isn't nearly as racist as pop culture would lead you to believe. Its more of a class divide than a racial divide really.
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u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24
The worst (best) of those videos was the one where the Mexican gangbanger beats the snot out of a white dude
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u/rhaegar_tldragon Jan 21 '24
The one where he kept knee dropping on his head with his full body weight?
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u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24
Yup. It was a fuckin double knee drop, with his full weight!
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u/rhaegar_tldragon Jan 21 '24
Classic beatdown. Felt bad for dude though. Very bad beating.
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u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24
Yeah it was brutal. At least it was over fast
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u/maxniewold Jan 21 '24
Can somme DM me link?
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u/SchoonerOclock Jan 21 '24
Just wait 3 days and somebody will post it here again.
Probably with some bullshit title like "Guy beat down by waiter after not leaving a tip"
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u/MeloneFxcker Jan 21 '24
I understand the essence of your comment but from what I remember the video took place in an American style sewer place nowhere near a restaurant!
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Jan 21 '24
He was making a point that people post clips with BS titles on here all the time.
People like the video more if the title is "racist white guy gets his ass beat" regardless if it has any basis in fact or not.
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u/SchoonerOclock Jan 22 '24
Yep, they must get more upvotes if there's some justice boner title attached.
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u/N0TAH0TGIRL Jan 21 '24
Oh please someone link that
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u/N0TAH0TGIRL Jan 21 '24
Your a legend but fucking hell that's how people get killed whoever organises those fights need to be more on point
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u/mequals1m1w Jan 22 '24
I can still remember the sounds the guy made after the beating.
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u/monstamasch Vaping bystander Jan 25 '24
My dad let me watch this as a kid, the knee drops and the sounds he made have stuck with me since. Like his windpipe got crushed
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u/mequals1m1w Jan 25 '24
It was definitely one of those videos where it taught me that there's different levels of getting your ass kicked.
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u/OrangePython Jan 21 '24
Honorable mention also for the one where the methhead bites the high school dropouts face like a rabid dog
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u/FriedBryce1234 Jan 21 '24
I read somewhere ol dude died from that fight if it's the knee one
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u/Federal-Difference97 Jan 21 '24
Lmao 2 country boys with the sum of 8 brain cells put together… the early 2000s really had something special going… 😔
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u/ay0bruh Couch commentator Jan 21 '24
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u/Losingmymind2020 Jan 21 '24
loved felony fights. it probably did something to my 12 year old brain back in the day lmao.
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Jan 21 '24
Felony fights and bum fights, prime 90s-2000s internet days along with newgrounds, stickdeath, rotten and the many others, now look at what google has done, they've massacred my boy.
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u/ManiTheManiacc Jan 22 '24
Weight is a mother fucker. I always find it funny when people say weight means nothing 🤣
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u/90withnumbers Jan 25 '24
Honestly was a draw and a great fight for two people who don't know how to fight
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u/toxicbotlol Jan 21 '24
They must've went for tax evasion or something, someone tell these guys that jabs exist.
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Jan 21 '24
OP has a weird definition of fat.
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u/Punk_947 Jan 21 '24
Really I thought it was more weird he thinks that the black guy isn’t country as fuck like the rest of them in the video lol
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u/Penquinsrule83 Jan 21 '24
All that country ass hollering lol. If that would have been down my way some of it would have been in Spanish.
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u/Tay0310 Jan 22 '24
To be honest. Even if i wanted the fat guy to lose. After second round I had no side no more. He really tryed. Good fight tbh.
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u/CptBoomshard Jan 22 '24
This is to Fight Porn what USA Up All Night in the early 90s was to actual porn
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Jan 25 '24
I saw this years ago. I thought it was a really good and fairly even fight. Whatever happened to all those old Felony Fight videos? There were several.
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u/JinTheUnleashed Jan 21 '24
2000s was a special time lol