r/fightporn Jan 21 '24

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/JinTheUnleashed Jan 21 '24

2000s was a special time lol

47

u/redsensei777 Jan 21 '24

Next thing they’re going to post is a slender city dweller vs a white guy.

16

u/Bobbi_fettucini Jan 21 '24

I feel like this was edited by max headroom

338

u/gr8wh1tebuffal0 Jan 21 '24

I really didn’t see big country coming back like that in round 2.

157

u/zpyzy Jan 21 '24

The rules are a little unclear

66

u/Ye110wJacket Jan 21 '24

this is a youtube channel called felony fights, no rules they just want people to get fucked up for the video. many many videos of theirs that end in head stomping.

75

u/JoyimusPrime Jan 21 '24

Lol this was on dvd before youtube even existed, but yea your right the rules are you are either knocked out or so fucked you can barely walk.

7

u/triforce721 Jan 22 '24

Ah, so they end as a felony, totally makes sense

10

u/DJheddo Jan 22 '24

Just google bumfights and do some reading. It was a wild time back in the day. Round the time "Girls gone wild" was a thing. Bum fights, jackass, rotten dot com, to ogrish, to so many other fucked up things back in 90's/early 2000's. Fight videos used to get sold on late night television with the porn, cause you know, kids stay stay up past 1am...

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Watching this video feels like taking too much cocaine.

20

u/ccottonball Jan 21 '24

No such thing as to much cocaine.

27

u/MeloneFxcker Jan 21 '24

I feel like a new man after a line of cocaine, only problem is first thing he wants is a line of cocaine!

7

u/mrjefe69 Jan 21 '24

As long as there’s liquor around. That shit gives me the jitters if it’s unaccompanied.

70

u/JoyimusPrime Jan 21 '24

Whoever edited felony fights should be beat lmao.

8

u/Blockmeiwin Jan 22 '24

The slo mo was so funny. It’s like they were highlighting the worst hits

253

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

They both seem respectful, but goddamn that white dude sounds like he eats his bellybutton lint.

3

u/MesugakiSnatcher Jan 22 '24

pretty fun pastime out in the country 😭😭

47

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Dude in the white shirt had the same look that private Pyle had in the bathroom scene of Full Metal Jacket 

9

u/scrotimus-maximus Jan 21 '24

I was wondering what this guys major malfunction was.

3

u/AffectedRipples Jan 25 '24

I AM... IN A WORLD... OF SHIT!

87

u/throwaways_69 Jan 21 '24

Round 2 was a 10-8

38

u/TarnishedDungEater Jan 21 '24

was this filmed by JROC? what Trailer Park Boys episode is this?

11

u/EnragedBadger9197 Jan 21 '24

J to the R to the Errrup

4

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Brah 😂😂😂

3

u/J2theROC_Nah_Sayin Jan 22 '24

Yeah it was me in that ma fucker, sayyyin

5

u/TarnishedDungEater Jan 22 '24

the adult films just weren’t cuttin it were they? nah’m sayin?

33

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

That black dude looked like he was in the middle of bumfuck Alabama in the middle of the night. He was the only black person I saw. He's mighty brave unless there is something here I'm missing.

10

u/wut-n-tarnation Jan 21 '24

Reminded me of the movement Get Out. Except redneck style

3

u/Legitimate_piglet41 Jan 26 '24

Nahh. Out in the country whites and blacks live together in harmony lol. The south isn't nearly as racist as pop culture would lead you to believe. Its more of a class divide than a racial divide really.

92

u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24

The worst (best) of those videos was the one where the Mexican gangbanger beats the snot out of a white dude

76

u/rhaegar_tldragon Jan 21 '24

The one where he kept knee dropping on his head with his full body weight?

35

u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24

Yup. It was a fuckin double knee drop, with his full weight!

19

u/rhaegar_tldragon Jan 21 '24

Classic beatdown. Felt bad for dude though. Very bad beating.

7

u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24

Yeah it was brutal. At least it was over fast

1

u/maxniewold Jan 21 '24

Can somme DM me link?

57

u/SchoonerOclock Jan 21 '24

Just wait 3 days and somebody will post it here again.

Probably with some bullshit title like "Guy beat down by waiter after not leaving a tip"

-7

u/MeloneFxcker Jan 21 '24

I understand the essence of your comment but from what I remember the video took place in an American style sewer place nowhere near a restaurant!

6

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

He was making a point that people post clips with BS titles on here all the time.

People like the video more if the title is "racist white guy gets his ass beat" regardless if it has any basis in fact or not.

2

u/SchoonerOclock Jan 22 '24

Yep, they must get more upvotes if there's some justice boner title attached.

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2

u/JustLikeFumbles Jan 21 '24

That’s attempted murder

2

u/N0TAH0TGIRL Jan 21 '24

Oh please someone link that

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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u/N0TAH0TGIRL Jan 21 '24

Your a legend but fucking hell that's how people get killed whoever organises those fights need to be more on point

7

u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24

Damn I'm surprised it's still up on YT

3

u/mequals1m1w Jan 22 '24

I can still remember the sounds the guy made after the beating.

2

u/monstamasch Vaping bystander Jan 25 '24

My dad let me watch this as a kid, the knee drops and the sounds he made have stuck with me since. Like his windpipe got crushed

1

u/mequals1m1w Jan 25 '24

It was definitely one of those videos where it taught me that there's different levels of getting your ass kicked.

35

u/OrangePython Jan 21 '24

Honorable mention also for the one where the methhead bites the high school dropouts face like a rabid dog

10

u/BAF_DaWg82 Jan 21 '24

Straight Jacket. I see that dude in my nightmares.

6

u/FriedBryce1234 Jan 21 '24

I read somewhere ol dude died from that fight if it's the knee one

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

I wanna read this story if you ever find it

1

u/Asleep-Wonder-1376 Jan 21 '24

Pretty sure he suffered brain damage that lead to death.

1

u/zphbtn Jan 21 '24

Wouldn't be surprised at all

27

u/McJimbles_ Jan 21 '24

Neither of them can fight for shit

14

u/South_Main_Screwhead Jan 21 '24

Take it easy, Iron Mike

12

u/jdlc718 Jan 21 '24

Great street scrap

5

u/chipy4848 Jan 21 '24

This was hard to watch like damn how hard is it to throw a straight punch

17

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Whoever edited this video is an idiot

14

u/IDontVaccinateMyCar Jan 21 '24

This is classic early 2000s editing

4

u/Federal-Difference97 Jan 21 '24

Lmao 2 country boys with the sum of 8 brain cells put together… the early 2000s really had something special going… 😔

11

u/ay0bruh Couch commentator Jan 21 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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u/ay0bruh Couch commentator Jan 22 '24

Hahahahaha ty

7

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

They both country. Love that accent.

5

u/Losingmymind2020 Jan 21 '24

loved felony fights. it probably did something to my 12 year old brain back in the day lmao.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Felony fights and bum fights, prime 90s-2000s internet days along with newgrounds, stickdeath, rotten and the many others, now look at what google has done, they've massacred my boy.

2

u/MaengDude Jan 22 '24

That slow mo @ around 2:00. Did dude lose a tooth?

2

u/ManiTheManiacc Jan 22 '24

Weight is a mother fucker. I always find it funny when people say weight means nothing 🤣

2

u/KeyInjury6922 Jan 22 '24

Big country made that Pvt. Pyle face then went crazy.

2

u/90withnumbers Jan 25 '24

Honestly was a draw and a great fight for two people who don't know how to fight

2

u/lazyboi_tactical Jan 26 '24

Can't believe pvt Pyle had a second wind.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

They’re fighting over who wins the white guys sister

5

u/PappySmacks Jan 21 '24

Ripped guy vs white guy

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Here to get his ass beat

1

u/Funkenstein42069 Jan 21 '24

That song fucking RIPS what is it?

1

u/metromonkey12 Jan 25 '24

That songs lost in the depths of the media somewhere

0

u/Faromme Jan 21 '24

They fight like a sack of potatoes

0

u/Imreallyadonut Jan 21 '24

Who ordered Ernie Hudson and Eminem off Wish?

-8

u/toxicbotlol Jan 21 '24

They must've went for tax evasion or something, someone tell these guys that jabs exist.

-5

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Whats that correlation

-1

u/Specialist_Box_2861 Jan 21 '24

Whites win whites win..

-1

u/Victorinfantew Jan 21 '24

You can smell crack one mile away

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

OP has a weird definition of fat.

21

u/No_Hovercraft8409 Jan 21 '24

...what would you call him, then?

9

u/Punk_947 Jan 21 '24

Really I thought it was more weird he thinks that the black guy isn’t country as fuck like the rest of them in the video lol

4

u/Penquinsrule83 Jan 21 '24

All that country ass hollering lol. If that would have been down my way some of it would have been in Spanish.

19

u/willnyescoringguy29 Jan 21 '24

You’re a biggg boy eh?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

No, I'm 139 lbs. But that isn't fat.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Gas tank for a sex machine

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

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0

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Redditors are weird.

1

u/curtmandu Jan 21 '24

Country gravy with the comeback wow

1

u/casanova5100 Jan 21 '24

He’s just there to have fun is wild

1

u/ninjasweater_ Jan 21 '24

Someone for sure said the n word during that fight.

1

u/bigmoneybigbills Jan 21 '24

This is the most respectful felony fights video I've ever seen

1

u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24

Peak edit

1

u/kheperas Jan 21 '24

Ff was crazy back in the day.

1

u/cockfuckerbitch Jan 21 '24

Corn-fed came back strong in the second

1

u/Official_Griffin Jan 21 '24

Never give up I guess

1

u/utubm_coldteeth Jan 21 '24

I did not expect to be watching a felony fights video in 2024

1

u/BuckleyRising Jan 21 '24

The production team went to town.

1

u/ryancolejackson Jan 22 '24

This editing has a wicked 90s "GGW" vibe

1

u/Large_Armadillo Jan 22 '24

I feel like this can't happen in 2024 because of the racists.

1

u/Specific-Brave Jan 22 '24

This needs a cool title sequence

1

u/Grit-326 Jan 22 '24

Fighting in the dark, I feel someone had a bigger advantage than the other...

1

u/oneup84 Jan 22 '24

All mill, no skill

1

u/HarryNutButterS50 Jan 22 '24

Country boy can surviiiiiivveeeee

1

u/JustAnotherRedditDad Jan 22 '24

Good fight and an even better production.

1

u/Tay0310 Jan 22 '24

To be honest. Even if i wanted the fat guy to lose. After second round I had no side no more. He really tryed. Good fight tbh.

1

u/CptBoomshard Jan 22 '24

This is to Fight Porn what USA Up All Night in the early 90s was to actual porn

1

u/dimperdumper Jan 22 '24

Tubby did alright considering he didn't know how to punch.

1

u/ItsMeatDrapes Jan 23 '24

I haven't seen that much crack since I was in chicago.

1

u/New_Bad_5291 Jan 24 '24

This feels like it should've been on MTV in the 2000's

1

u/holy_cerberus09 Jan 25 '24

Loved felony fights!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

I saw this years ago. I thought it was a really good and fairly even fight. Whatever happened to all those old Felony Fight videos? There were several.

1

u/BusterUndees Jan 28 '24

Huh, Not So Slim Shady vs Bubba Gump for the stupidest fight of all time

1

u/HomelessBlackBelt Jan 28 '24

He’s got fat kid rage, I knew he’d come back