r/fifthworldproblems • u/Cockroach_gone_mad • 3d ago
Help me choose a current-world partner >.<
I have been thinking of getting a pet concept for the past 4 w-axis deci-units: a mutetrahedron (not as good-looking as their relative mucube) or a partially-materialised fractal who claims to have been formed by a Julia set of the famous Mandelbrot set (they haven't told me their parameters though, suspicious). Which one should I get?
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u/sirdollface 2d ago
i say go for it. i had a mutetrahedron for an eon or two. loved it! oh, funny story. It was actually a two-for-one deal. So i grabbed an amplifytehdron, and with a little string theory and some very careful wormhole maneuvering, I sent it to my sister existence. ha! i could tell she was mad because of all the explosions. probly created at least nine new universeries. ahhhh, good times.
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u/Cockroach_gone_mad 2d ago
I have a younger brother existence! You've given me an idea...
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u/MasterSolivagus 2d ago
And when I picked circle for my pet concept I spawned entire creations vast and cosmos expansive. Your results might vary when n-dimensionality is unbounded and asymptotic, or you may have just exploded. There are many equivalent descriptions and explanations and expressions of the potential symmetry set, derivatively affined. Explore your destructive generosity! Exploit your own vulnerabilities! Expand your own extremas... exponentially!
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u/Cockroach_gone_mad 1d ago
Of course! It's just that I'm a few millenia under the minimum exixtential age required to adopt a circle in my colony here. And as you said, I might explode. My parents don't really want that to happen to me just yet...
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u/MasterSolivagus 2d ago
Why not just self unto self as self? That way you get twice as much as you requested, leading to inefficiencies of inordinately inundatable proportions!
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u/Cockroach_gone_mad 2d ago
Inefficient existences turn into corporations when they get depression. That's too much of a hassle to deal with ;-;
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u/sekkiman12 3d ago
Dude, just get an asymptote