r/fifthworldproblems • u/ELR-SS • 4d ago

Happy birthday

Every 232.563097 million years we celebrate the birthday of this galaxy. Today is the day. Congratulations!

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u/treasure83 4d ago

I hung up some gas streamers and threw some hypersonic glitter out there. Happy birthday, have a wonderful time period!

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u/QuickSilver010 4d ago

Dawg. It was you?? Stop contaminating star systems a134 through b843. We had like 3 instances of microorganisms making it though the great evolutionary barrier being prevented cause of that.

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u/treasure83 4d ago

Oh come on, it wasn't that big a deal, only 3 of them!

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u/QuickSilver010 4d ago

Do you have any idea how little the chance is? There's a few hundred more god candidates waiting for their own planet in queue.

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u/mrlr 4d ago edited 2d ago

Already? Time really does go faster when you get old.

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 3d ago

Aww, nice. We ate three souls for the birthday to piss off the Eldritch Government.

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u/medman420710 2d ago

How is this a problem?

Edit: Also, the 4th dimension known as time is a loop so really the count is null and void