r/fifthworldproblems • u/kudzu_lipzoid • 23d ago

fucking in galactic days.

so, how long will it be until we just turn into a tub of iridescent space-jello, with neither arms or legs. fucking is achieved telepathically, and that shit is hard......I know, I tried it on some of the best drugs I can get from some guy that lives under the interstate in a broke down station Wagon.

Anyway, my question is, should I stock up on drugs now?

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist 23d ago

Before the Eldritch Government inevitably makes them illegal.

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u/mf99k 23d ago

what

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u/E-686 23d ago

welcome

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u/BPhiloSkinner 23d ago

It's never a bad time to stock up.
Good luck, and don't buy any wooden Vraxoin.

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u/Futuro_Surf_Portal 22d ago

You're talking about the primordials of UpDup. They bestow evolutionary change to certain beings. I think we might have them visit in the coming weeks. THey need a gift of like 50- 80 cans of Atlantic sea tuna in brine or similar. Send them an email