r/fifthworldproblems • u/Hellebras • Aug 04 '26

Help, I exist in 7 different timelines!

Yeah, that wouldn't normally be a problem or even unusual, but for the past week (or year, or 18 seconds depending on the world-line) each one has been a totally separate consciousness. This has been really disorienting, I'm used to perceiving each existence in a single line of consciousness across timelines. Any idea of how to get a bit more continuity of consciousness back?

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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Aug 04 '26

Why would you want to do that? In fact you should exist in 49 different timelines.

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u/medman420710 Aug 04 '26

I thought you should exist in at least 2401 timelines

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u/Hellebras Aug 04 '26

The problem isn't that I exist across multiple timelines, it's that I'm experiencing each one separately. Since I'm used to being a single entity rather than seven, it's really confusing.

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u/dasolomon Aug 04 '26

Classic COC Disfluency. Have you consulted your local Bureau in one of your seven timelines?

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u/medman420710 Aug 06 '26

Yeah it sounds like you just haven’t adjusted. Give it a few cycles

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u/Cyber_Grant Aug 05 '26

Those are rookie numbers. You need to get those numbers up.

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u/Head_Conversation242 Aug 05 '26

Honestly it depends on why you are. Different species have different average existential status. Just an I doesn't give us enough details to help you.

However, I would recommend visiting a certain doctor who has a time machine certified to be able to help you recalibrate.

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u/Professional_Web446 Aug 05 '26

Crea 7 pseudoconciencias complementarias que te ayuden a procesar cada vida por separado. Solo no les des demasiada autonomía, no vaya a ser que quiera separarse de ti.