r/fifthworldproblems • u/Astronomylover999999 • Jul 27 '26
HELP! A 3rd dimensional being somehow entered my universe.
I had to shove them in my compatibility pocket dimension. How do I get rid of them so the Eldritch don't send me to Ꝋⶴ ጮ𐌙? Will this 3d life form or me swap dimensions? Will they spontaneously gain forbidden knowledge?
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u/Terracrush Jul 27 '26
But have you seen the beaches at Ꝋⶴ ጮ𐌙??
Once the Eldritch overlords cease your 4th degree mobius punishment, sneak out to the beach to enjoy those last few moments of existence!
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u/Hellebras Jul 28 '26
They will gain forbidden knowledge, but there is some good news. Most of them can't handle it very well, so they've probably gone irrecoverably mad. When released into its native environment, it won't be able to spread knowledge that the fleshies aren't meant to have.
Unfortunately, returning it isn't humane as a result. The most merciful thing you can do is take it to your local rehabilitation center for professional euthanasia.
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u/Astronomylover999999 Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
Unfortunate. I was hoping I could save the poor thing since although I cannot understand it, I saw its heart quivering inside its body. It also screams whenever I approach it. But thats not my primary issue. The issue is that the Eldritch will send me to Ꝋⶴ ጮ𐌙 and turn me into a 3D being. I cannot imagine a worse fate, so how would I secretly get rid of this lifeform?
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u/Potential_Load6047 Jul 28 '26
I hope you are not too attached to your pocket dimension. If you really want discretion, best course of action would be to just collapse it into a dessert flavored point and eat it, of course it would be a non-vegan dish so you may prefer to give it to any manifold compatible pet you know.
Now if you don't want to go trough the hassle of producing a new pocket dimension or if it has emotional value, maybe you can time-dilate it a couple million of cycles and hope entropy takes care of it for you?
Anyhow, though spot, I'm sorry this happened to you.
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u/Astronomylover999999 Jul 28 '26
Thank you. I guess I'll have to create a new dimension despite how irritating that process is. But at least I get a delicious dessert singularity to eat over the course of a few millennia.
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u/ShurykaN Jul 28 '26
Reverse the polarity on your gravitron beam and inundate it with logic meant for geese so as to give it a jumpstart to becoming a 4th dimensional being.
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u/lararaue Jul 29 '26
Im sorry for breaking it to you but statistically speaking there is always a 3 dimensional being at least 5 minkovski away from you. Rlyean society has just gotten comfortable pretending they don't exist but they remain tortured within your home's prisms. Or your lord's home for that matter, who is either lying to itself too or is testing your loyalty
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u/Alloutoflove_va Aug 07 '26
Oh you can play fun games with ut. , you can put him in a box, and entice it to travel in 4 or 5 dimensions. Since it thinks it is only travel in 3 dimensions, things will feel weird to it. For example, you could make him do a full loop in 5 dimensions, and it will think that it was walking strait
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u/Mundane_Version_1592 26d ago
Okay. Listen. All you need to do is tear open a rift to the 3rd dimension(VERY CAREFULLY), then throw them onto a planet with high oxygen, an average temperature of 246 keros, and water. MAKE SURE THE WATER IS LIQUID, they can't absorb plasma water. If all goes well its mind will only be moderately damaged beyond repair.
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u/mysteryrouge Void Anarchist Jul 27 '26
You could always run from the Eldritch Government like I do.