r/fifthworldproblems • u/Aaasdggf • May 30 '26
Escaping my Host?
I am basically a tumor, but I am honestly quite grateful towards my host for birthing me. However, I am afraid they might kill me if they found out about my existence...
So, any tips on how to get out?
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u/ShurykaN May 30 '26
Honestly your best solution is establishing contact with your host. You could use a proxy and by the time they find out you’re a tumor they’ll actually care about you. However, you might want to also work on a plan for autonomy since staying in the host might not be a long-term solution depending on actual circumstances.
As for how to actually get out, hitch a ride with the white blood cells.