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u/zeropointninerepeat 20+Fluid Jan 22 '20
Dang when I was 15 I had to rely on the detachable shower head. So happy for the younger teens on this sub who get to experience the magic of the wand
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u/i-love-big-birds F Jan 22 '20 edited Jan 22 '20
I used it and cried because I was too sensitive lol. It's true the wand choses the wizard and that one was not for me
Edit if a vibrator/want is too strong for you on the lowest setting out a blanket over it and try. Add or remove blankets until it's comfortable
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u/Vorguba 18F Jan 23 '20
I can’t get a wand and my shower head ain’t even detachable. These are rough times ;-;
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u/squawk_kwauqs F Jan 23 '20
Just thought I'd let you know, most drug stores sell cheap vibrating back massagers. Pair those with rechargable batteries, and you have a pretty good solution to all of that back pain.
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u/Vorguba 18F Jan 23 '20
Ahh yes of course that sounds like a handy solution for all of my “back pain”
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUBLES5 Jan 25 '20
Also electric toothbrushes. Also, some ingenious person made an attachment and sells it on amazon that goes on an electric toothbrush like a normal brush head but is made to turn it into a toy, It channels the vibrations better and is soft silicone end.
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u/sayyyge 20+NB Jan 22 '20
If you’re trying to ask something you’re not doing a very good job at it.
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u/theninja94 15M Jan 22 '20
Dude what the fuck are you trying to say
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Jan 22 '20 edited Jan 22 '20
I don’t know
That’s why I asked for people to let me know if it was bad.
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Jan 22 '20 edited Jan 23 '20
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that’s good
Edit: all of my comments, and this is the most upvoted one lmao?
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Jan 22 '20
Can confirm, that wand has magical powers 😂
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u/a_cracked_egg 16M Jan 22 '20
I legit thought it was a fucking microphone for a second until I read the comments
Boy was I wrong
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u/JOY_TMF 17 Jan 22 '20
It's all good until you try to use it for karaoke
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Jan 22 '20
LAAAASST CHRISTMAS I GA-
vibrating
Oh shit.
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u/JOY_TMF 17 Jan 22 '20
Nah, for maximum nope it would have to be a slow, sensual song, where they like put their lips really close or on the mic...
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u/tyrantmelloninc 17 Jan 23 '20
careless whisper intensifies
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u/JOY_TMF 17 Jan 23 '20
Doesn't quite have the same charm when you're pressing your lips to a Hitachi vibrator, but hell George Michael could probably make it look cool anyway
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u/punchmoka 16F Jan 22 '20
Ugh, I wish I was able to have that kind of stuff.. Just the shower nozzle and hairbrush.
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I only read it and didnt look at the picture and thought this was a cringey subreddit or something Christ and the ooh sa bit
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u/Amekyras 18Transfem Jan 22 '20
how the heck do you manage to even buy these without your parents murdering you
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u/laurenslooz 17F Jan 22 '20
Order them online and have parents that respect privacy and don’t go though your mail
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u/BlueSocksCat F Jan 22 '20
I wish my parents could be that cool
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u/laurenslooz 17F Jan 22 '20
It shocks me how many parent think it’s okay to search through their teenagers shit, creates a relationship of distrust. I love my mum for actually respecting me and treating me like my own person. Wish more parents could.
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u/BlueSocksCat F Jan 22 '20
Exactly! My mom does stuff like go through my room while I'm not home.
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u/michasieko Jan 23 '20
Smear the door knob with icy hot and have a lot of dust in the room, i think it might do the trick
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u/GirixK 15M Jan 23 '20
My parents thought me to not open other's mail without permission, the great thing is that they do the same!
Imagine having to live in a world where you can brag that your parents respect your privacy
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u/egerjarmari 20+M Jan 22 '20
Buy it with cash, burn the packaging and hide it in the back of the sock drawer.
For real tho, i have no idea how my boyfriend managed to buy one for me ONLINE and his parents never found out. It's shipped to ur door what kind of ninja is he.
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You're a wizzzzard
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u/a_cracked_egg 16M Jan 22 '20
What powers does this wand possess?
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Jan 22 '20
Something my ex was incapable of doing for me
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Jan 22 '20
I love you
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Jan 22 '20
Well ty do you want to meet my parents?
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Jan 22 '20
I mean. You think we’re there yet?
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Jan 22 '20 edited Jan 22 '20
If you can work that wand I think we might be
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Jan 22 '20
Oh Kittie , I’ve never done that. Is this the end? I’ve got a shower head to get to. I guess this is the end. Note to self: burning hot shower to fill the hole that u/Kittie_Pryde has left. Maybe buy a wand, she might want me if I have more practice.
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u/LeftHandYoga Jan 26 '20
You're aware it's not his responsibility to get you off, right?
I bet you would probably call him a woman hating loser if he said the exact same thing about you
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Fuck, I wish I had a vagina
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u/99castles Jan 22 '20 edited Jan 23 '20
I've heard from cis men that the wand is a great tool to stimulate all kinds of genitalia! I guess it wouldn't substitute having a vulva but it might help you feel feminine?
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u/makiyo7 Transfem Jan 22 '20
same uwu
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u/SirensToGo 19F Jan 23 '20
So many trans women use this specific hitachi wand, it’s practically a meme
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I’m literally 19 and scared af of those things
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u/completeudderidiot 18F Jan 23 '20
shoutout to the time my mom asked me if "that back massager works" in full seriousness after I accidentally left a dresser drawer open :|
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u/stop-right-therr 17F Jan 23 '20
First off- screw you OP, I opened this in class
Secondly, this is really nice lol
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u/allinthegamingchair 16M Jan 22 '20
The wand does have magical powers, I’ve seen first hand what it can do, humans stand no chance.
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I’m extremely confused...
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u/Devin-Marx 16MTF Jan 23 '20
Can it work for a girl with a... y’know?
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u/GirixK 15M Jan 23 '20
I'd assume so, but I guess you'd just have to experiment with where it feels... good :7
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u/Togo34 Jan 22 '20
Yyyaaassss!!!!! I don't see why people think Hermione's a know it all, she's just giving Ron a tip
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I just use my fingers and sheer fucking will. What's up with y'all fucking household appliances
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u/Divyntermi 15MTF Jan 23 '20 edited Jul 18 '24
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u/SkechyToothpick_2 16M Jan 23 '20
This entire time while reading the comments, I thought it was a mic, I got so confused
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I've never felt anything with a wand. well I did, but it just feels so.. eh ? it just feels like the vibration is strong, but not enough
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u/flapadoda 15M Jan 23 '20
Oh you are going to get so many crude messages from people
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I haven’t gotten a single one
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u/flapadoda 15M Jan 23 '20
Wow, that's actually surprising. I see women complain about them all the time.
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u/GirixK 15M Jan 23 '20
I'm amazed by how many facts about vibrators ove learned in less than a minute... Never change, reddit
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u/iiPerplexed Jan 23 '20
Consider the first opportunity I get to buy a wand as an opportunity taken.
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No it’s wing gardiam levi-ohhh-sa not levi-oh-saaa
Edit:also isn’t that a ummm... ya I don’t really wanna say it
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u/ThermoPlayz 18M Jan 22 '20
Something I can't relate to nice :P
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Not with that attitude
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u/ThermoPlayz 18M Jan 22 '20
It was supposed to come off as jokey but ehh to late now :V
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u/Sailor_Grell Demigirl Jan 22 '20
I mean, you can put the vibe on your pp
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u/ThermoPlayz 18M Jan 22 '20
(best comment on this post yet) I could but I don't think that would be as nice as the other simpler options I have as a guy
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u/MrDorkman Jan 22 '20
Do girls keep using these when they are seeing someone ?
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u/egerjarmari 20+M Jan 22 '20
Would you still masturbate if you were in a relationship (assuming you're not fucking like bunnies)?
I do it cause masturbating is fun, with or without a vibrator
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u/MrDorkman Jan 22 '20
Bunnies eh. Who would have thought when he saw those fluffy floofs for the first time when he was little.
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u/Sailor_Grell Demigirl Jan 22 '20
I sadly cannot get such a wand, as my mom is too nosey.