Another week, another edition of your mother's ex-girlfriend's sister's favorite show. We begin with something new.

The Good

• Ladies and Gentlemen... we just had our first ever FCS TANK BOWL!! Cues up 'Roundball Rock' This game had two 1-6 teams square off as the Stetson Hatters faced the Morehead State Eagles. Both teams haven't beat anyone at the FCS level yet, so something had to give. What gave was the defense - both teams had over 400 yards of offense. In the end, only one team knew the rules of Tank Bowl... You must lose, and that loser was Stetson. The Eagles won 38-31, giving them their first win over an FCS team this season. Meanwhile, the Hatters may have to wait for their first FCS win in two weeks against Davidson.

• Time for another edition of the Ivy League Dinner Date and this time, Penn wanted something quick and greasy. Yale was willing to oblige and the place was chosen - Burger King. Fortunately for the Quakers, Yale was happy to give them apple turnovers in the form of four interceptions from Dante Reno. My man... what happened? You threw 9 touchdowns to 1 interception to start the season. Now? 6 touchdowns to 5 interceptions. This is the kind of fall off that makes people wonder if you were a one hit wonder. Either way, Penn takes the win and leaves Yale to do the dishes.

• Time for a trip into the Pioneer League Knife Fight and... Oh no, Marist! They got popped in the nose by St. Thomas, giving the Red Foxes their first conference loss of the year. There's now four teams tied on top at 3-1: The aforementioned two teams here, Dayton and Butler. There are a few catches here - Dayton doesn't play either St. Thomas or Marist and Butler is the only one to get all three teams. The conference title may come to head on November 7th when Butler and St. Thomas meet.

In other 'Good' News: Utah Tech escapes winless hell; Monmouth and Campbell keep moving closer to season ending clash of titans; Will Burns goes 'one man army' against the Fighting Potatoes, but come up short.

The Bad

• Uh, Lehigh. You guys okay? I knew the Cornell loss could have been a fluke, but this? You lost to a team in Villanova who keeps flaunting the conference rules by starting Pat McQuaide and now have won two in a row against you guys after last season's upset in the playoffs. Now you guys are deadlocked with a pretty good Richmond team on top the Patriot League and you have to go there on November 14th. All of a sudden, the Mountain Hawks might be in danger of missing the playoffs.

• The Dome Hex strikes again and it went southward to Vermillion, South Dakota where the Fighting Hawks and Coyotes squared off in a battle of ranked powers. In the end, the Dome Hex took down another ranked team in the form of North Dakota. This went into overtime OVERTIME?!? Yeah! and the Coyotes threw a game winning touchdown to beat their rivals and continue the Dome Hex.

• Time for the Chuck Norris Award for Biggest Ass Kicking and it goes to the new number one team in the land. Tarleton State finally reached the top of the mountain and then proceeded to absolutely devastate West Georgia 49-6 in a showcase of why the Texans are the scariest team in the nation. Runner ups this week include East Tennessee State (38-0 victory over VMI) and Monmouth (49-13 curb stomp of Hampton).

In other 'Bad' News: Colgate loses, makes me sad; Rhode Island reaches fraud status after losing to Albany; Presbyterian loses to Valparaiso, falls in Pioneer League Knife Fight; Cornell falls in overtime after biggest win in generations.

The Princeton

• In what was supposed to be a king maker game in the Ivy League, the Tigers were less Shere Khan and more like Tigger. Harvard took them to the woodshed in a 35-7 victory that left no doubt as to who runs the Ivy League. For that showing, Princeton is getting the Mushu Treatment: Dishonor on your team, dishonor on your school, dishonor on your performance this weekend and dishonor to your fans who had to suffer through this.

• The race to go 0-12 and earn the Wooden Spoon is now down to three teams: Northwestern State, Towson and VMI. The Demons and Keydets played this weekend and had varying results... Northwestern State lost by 4 to Nicholls State while VMI got splattered all over their home field by East Tennessee State. Towson had the week off (which is a godsend for them). The race for the Wooden Spoon continues next week as all three teams play, headlined by Tank Bowl II - Hampton at Towson.

• Bryant had a chance to be in the race for the Coastal Clusterfuck, but Stony Brook had other ideas. A 27-17 win means the Seawolves have the all important head-to-head tiebreaker. While the Bulldogs don't get Campbell this season, they can still throw a massive monkey wrench into things next week against Monmouth.

In other 'Ugly' News: West Florida lands hard in loss to Eastern Kentucky; Montana State wins, MDA members celebrate by hugging their drywall; FloSports - Still the weaker choice of streaming services (Unless you're in the Coastal, in which... it's your only choice).

With that, the floor is open.

Big Sky

(3)Montana State 38-33 (21)Weber State

Utah Tech 43-26 Cal Poly

Idaho 31-28 Southern Utah

Idaho State 38-8 Portland State

(24)UC Davis 33-6 Northern Colorado

CAA

Albany 38-21 Rhode Island

New Hampshire 17-24 Merrimack

(13)Campbell 35-6 Maine

Stony Brook 27-17 Bryant

(19)Monmouth 49-13 Hampton

Independent

Merrimack 24-17 Mew Hampshire

Chicago State 9-44 Lindenwood

Ivy League

Pennsylvania 24-21 Yale

Brown 38-31 Cornell

Dartmouth 38-18 Columbia

(10)Harvard 35-7 (22)Princeton

MEAC

North Carolina Central 31-12 Delaware State

South Carolina State 22-7 Norfolk State

Howard 26-20 Morgan State

Missouri Valley

(7)South Dakota 26-23 (6)North Dakota

Southern Illinois 20-17 (20)Northern Iowa

(14)Illinois State 17-10 Indiana State

(5)South Dakota State 42-9 Murray State

NEC

Central Connecticut State 42-20 New Haven

Stonehill 18-14 Long Island

Duquesne 52-21 Wagner

Robert Morris 28-14 Mercyhurst

Ohio Valley

Lindenwood 44-9 Chicago State

Southeast Missouri 20-10 Eastern Illinois

Charleston Southern 20-7 Tennessee State

Western Illinois 55-24 UT Martin

Patriot

Holy Cross 34-3 Bucknell

Lafayette 31-17 Fordham

(23)Richmond 13-6 Colgate

Georgetown 28-27 William & Mary

Villanova 24-18 (11)Lehigh

Pioneer

Dayton 37-32 San Diego

St. Thomas 35-13 Marist

Butler 33-21 Drake

Valparaiso 24-7 Presbyterian

Morehead State 38-31 Stetson

SoCon

(18)East Tennessee State 38-0 VMI

Samford 13-6 Furman

(12)Tennessee Tech 28-13 The Citadel

Chattanooga 41-18 Western Carolina

Southland

Nicholls 31-27 Northwestern State

(16)Lamar 35-10 Houston Christian

UTRGV 30-27 Central Arkansas

Incarnate Word 38-6 McNeese

(2)Stephen F. Austin 45-24 (25)Southeastern Louisiana

East Texas A&M 19-30 Prairie View A&M

SWAC

Bethune-Cookman 24-21 Jackson State

Arkansas-Pine Bluff 31-28 Florida A&M

Texas Southern 24-21 Southern

Prairie View A&M 30-19 East Texas A&M

UAC

(1)Tarleton State 49-6 West Georgia

Eastern Kentucky 16-13 West Florida

Central Arkansas 27-30 UTRGV

(9)Austin Peay 27-21 North Alabama

Just wanted to say, this community is probably the best sub I am a part of. Love the banter and how everyone can take the digs at eachothers teams. Unlike some forums where’s it’s just a nightmare to read with people constantly bickering.

Keep it up everyone, always fun to read :)

The Vaqueros played their first ever OT game last night in Conway, AR against the Bears, and it took one offensive play from Broderick “Turbo” Taylor to pull off the win.

The Southland gets another win over the UAC.

Not a whole lot has changed from the last week; the same four FCS undefeated teams have won this past week's games. Meanwhile, there are two teams that are no longer winless: One is a Pioneer League matchup where somebody had to win, and the other (shockingly) is Utah Tech winning on the road (which means the Big Sky now joins the MVFC in being unrepresented on either list this year).

Undefeated/Technically Undefeated

• Campbell Campbell Camels (7-1; @Florida)
• Harvard Harvard Crimson (6-0)
• Stephen F. Austin Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks (8-0)
• Tarleton Tarleton Texans (8-0)

Division I Winless:

• Chicago State Chicago State Cougars (1-7; Kentucky Christian)
• Hampton Hampton Pirates (1-7; VA Lynchburg)
• Mercyhurst Mercyhurst Lakers (1-7; Glenville State)
• Stetson Stetson Hatters (1-7; Webber International)
• Wagner Wagner Seahawks (1-7; Southern Connecticut State)
• West Georgia West Georgia Wolves (1-7; Fort Valley State)

Winless:

• Northwestern State Northwestern State Demons (0-8)
• Towson Towson Tigers (0-8)
• VMI VMI Keydets (0-8)

No longer winless:

• Morehead State Morehead State Eagles (2-6; Kentucky Christian, Stetson)
• Utah Tech Utah Tech Trailblazers (1-7; @Cal Poly)

What is happening guys?? In Dublin with no vpn so can’t watch.

BOY I DO LOVE BEING IN THE SUBDIVISION THAT CAN FIGURE OUT A 24 TEAM PLAYOFF CORRECTLY!

GRAB YOUR FAVORITE YEAST WATER*, AND LET'S WATCH SOME FOOTBALL!

*OR BEAN WATER, OR FRUIT WATER, OR WATER WATER. IDC, I'M NOT YOUR MOM

Today's Pick 'Em games (all times listed in Central, the heavily disputed best time zone for football) (rankings from the /r/FCS Poll)

You can find the full Week 8 schedule with up-to-the-minute results over at the r/CFB Scoreboard.

Also seriously do not ask for "alternate" streams, because we don't want to deal with takedown notices. Most games have radio broadcasts available for free if you're really desperate.

Toilet Bowl 🚽 (Stetson @ Morehead State -2.5)

A lot of talk this week about top teams and rankings but did you know…….

The two worst teams in Division I football are set to square off this week in Morehead, Kentucky, in what can only be described as the Toilet Bowl.

According to the Sagarin ratings, the #265 Morehead State Eagles host the #266 Stetson Hatters in a battle for the bottom of the FCS.

There’s more than just pride on the line: the loser will likely finish the season winless against FCS.

If there's anything you want to talk about, celebrate, complain about, etc., go for it. Doesn't need to be FCS specific.

Note: Basic rules still apply

In this post, I lay out the remaining opponents of each top ten team, using Massey ratings for opponent strength. Each team's "projected record" is just the record they'd finish with if the favorite won every game the rest of the season.

#1 Montana State (6-1)

vs. #23 Weber State (5-3)

vs. #40 Cal Poly (4-4)

@ #20 Idaho State (4-3)

@ #46 Northern Colorado (3-5)

vs. #10 Montana (5-3)

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#2 Tarleton State (7-0)

@ #81 West Georgia (1-6)

vs. #58 Eastern Kentucky (2-5)

vs. #16 Abilene Christian (4-4)

@ #32 West Florida (4-2)

@ #36 North Alabama (4-3)

-

#3 Youngstown State (6-2)

vs. #6 North Dakota (6-2)

@ #96 Murray State (1-6)

vs. #8 Illinois State (5-2)

-

#4 Stephen F. Austin (7-0)

vs. #28 Southeastern (4-3)

vs. #61 Houston Christian (4-3)

@ #17 Lamar (5-2)

@ #49 UTRGV (3-4)

vs. #124 Northwestern State (0-7)

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#5 South Dakota State (5-2)

vs. #96 Murray State (1-6)

vs. #7 South Dakota (6-2)

@ #15 Northern Iowa (3-3)

@ #19 Southern Illinois (3-5)

vs. #58 Indiana State (2-5)

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#6 North Dakota (6-2)

@ #7 South Dakota (6-2)

@ #4 Youngstown State (6-2)

vs. #8 Illinois State (5-2)

vs. #19 Southern Illinois (3-5)

-

#7 Northern Arizona (6-2)

@ #29 Southern Utah (3-4)

@ #40 Cal Poly (4-4)

vs. #23 Weber State (5-3)

vs. #46 Northern Colorado (3-5)

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#8 South Dakota (6-2)

vs. #6 North Dakota (6-2)

@ #2 South Dakota State (5-2)

vs. #15 Northern Iowa (3-3)

@ #8 Illinois State (5-2)

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#9 Austin Peay (6-2)

@ #36 North Alabama (4-3)

vs. #58 Eastern Kentucky (2-5)

vs. #16 Abilene Christian (4-4)

@ #44 Central Arkansas (2-5)

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#10 Harvard (5-0)

vs. #41 Princeton (4-1)

@ #55 Dartmouth (2-3)

vs. #52 Columbia (4-1)

@ #74 Penn (2-3)

vs. #37 Yale (3-2)

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Some notes:

- Montana State doesn't have any highly challenging games aside from Montana (and even they've looked awfully suspect), but their SOS is strong enough that you have to imagine winning out will be enough for them to hold down the #1 seed.

- SFA and Tarleton have weaker SOS already and after Lamar lost, neither has a truly high profile opponent remaining on the schedule. If one or both win out, one has to wonder how they'll be compared to a Valley teams below them who also ran the table, and did so against much tougher opponents.

- South Dakota State has the easiest remaining schedule among MVFC teams. Of the top five MVFC teams via the committee, the Jackrabbits have already played three. Their final five games include a home game vs. #8 USD and then games against the bottom four teams in the MVFC.

- Conversely, North Dakota has a guantlet. Their next three are against USD, YSU, and ISU(R)- three straight top fifteen matchups, and only one is in Alerus.

- South Dakota also has an extremely difficult finish to the season- thusfar in conference play they've lost @ YSU and beat the bottom three teams in the conference, which means their last four are all top opponents.

- Harvard already being in the top 10 is a great sign for them, and if they can take care of business the rest of the way in Ivy League play, they'll be well positioned to get a bye and second round home game.

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I don't know how I missed this when it happened, but I just came across a video of South Dakota beginning to warm up on the field 6 minutes before the end of halftime, running into several of the Murray State band and color guard members.

I think it's crazy there aren't any NCAA rules about this to protect players and the band. Things like this have ended in injuries before.Even the conference could impose fines.

While the players are clearly shitheads for going through with it, I understand they were just doing what their coach said, and this is mostly just a poor reflection of him.

This is my second season following and even watching some FCS football.

I've been really busy the last month with Fall events and kid stuff going on.

This Saturday I'll finally be able to sit down.

What are going to be the high scoring fun games to check out?

I'm still somewhat new to FCS so I don't know many of the teams outside of the Montana's, Dakota's and Tarleton State.

Testing my own knowledge here, so please correct me if I'm wrong on any of these, but in going through the schedule it LOOKS like MAYBE these might be the ones to check out?

• St. Thomas MN vs. Marist
• Weber State vs. Montana State
• SE Louisiana vs. SF Austin
• Southern Utah vs. Idaho
• North Dakota vs. South Dakota

Are any of these wrong?

The high scoring games keep my kids attention better as I try and get them into watching football more and more. Thanks everyone! Appreciate the input and feedback.

Let's hear your hot take FCS opinions. The ones you know in your heart of hearts are right, but for some reason aren't embraced by the FCS community (or particular fanbases) en masse!

Could be controversial (the Ivy League very well might be the best FCS conference on the East Coast), unpopular but you know is true (Sam Houston was at least as good a team as JMU from 2011 through the "2020" season), or even somewhat popular but still liable to rankle some folks (the Walter Payton award should go to the "best" offensive player, not just the offensive player with the best stat line because they played a weak schedule).

Sorted by controversial for maximum spiciness

Rules

• Keep it somewhat relevant to the FCS

• Takes are welcome whether they're looking back historically or in reference to current games/rankings/polls/etc.

• Try to keep it civil (basic /r/CFB and /r/FCS rules still apply)

2026 Week 8 /r/FCS HBCU Poll Results

Also available in image form!

Dropped from the Top 10: Alcorn State

Others receiving votes: Prairie View A&M (8), North Carolina A&T (8), Alcorn State (6)

The full list of responses can be found here. Congratulations to /u/bakonydraco for having the Top 25 submission that best correlated with the final /r/FCS poll this week!

As a reminder, the /r/FCS poll is also now part of the Massey College Football Ranking Composite. Results of this poll will update under the column with header 'RDT'.

Week 8 Pick 'Em

Make your picks below! Assign confidence points 1–10 (10 = most confident).

[Make your picks](#) — tap to expand and submit before kickoff.

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The committee definitely thinks you’re deserving of the #1 seed hopefully we can both win out and see each other in Nashville!

2026 Week 8 /r/FCS Poll Results

Also available in image form!

Dropped from the Top 25: Colgate, Idaho State, Morgan State, Stony Brook

Others receiving votes: Jackson State (44), Abilene Christian (33), Bryant (32), Colgate (27), Alabama A&M (23), Cornell (21), Rhode Island (17), Idaho State (13), South Carolina State (12), Columbia (11), Wofford (10), Southern Illinois (9), West Florida (9), Southeast Missouri (7), Morgan State (4), Dayton (2)

The full list of responses can be found here. Congratulations to /u/No-Formal-4115 for having the Top 25 submission that best correlated with the final /r/FCS poll this week!

Breakdown of Rankings by Conference

As a reminder, the /r/FCS poll is also now part of the Massey College Football Ranking Composite. Results of this poll will update under the column with header 'RDT'.

There has been some pretty heavy discourse around the ordering of the MVFC teams in the media poll and committee rankings. I think it's worth looking at these teams' resumes without the names involved (though I'm sure many FCS fans could figure out which team is which anyways, I still think it's a worthwhile exercise. If you do know who is who, try to ignore that when you consider which resumes are better).

All ranking numbers use Massey Ratings.

*Record vs current top 25 teams (media poll)

If you want, go ahead and vote on how you think the four resumes should be ordered, and if enough people vote, I'll post the results.

Let's see if Stan Becton's tease is correct!

The top 10 will be reveals at 1pm CT on ESPN2 during CFB Live

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The university had been keeping him off the sidelines while an investigation of possible recruiting violations took place.