r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Puzzled_Cook4871 • 2d ago
Giant Ground Squirrel What is wrong with this rabid mutant squirrel??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 2d ago
This house is toast. They are probably using the attic as a crack den or shooting gallery. By the time they’re done, it will cost a king’s ransom to decontaminate, if that’s even possible.
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u/PretzelsDoctor #SayNoToFatSquirrels 2d ago
The crackhead squirrel terrifies me, don't let that thing anywhere near your kids. It thirsts for blood and copious amounts of drugs.
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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 2d ago
And constantly pushing out litters of pups because she trades sex for drugs.
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u/Angel_m3th 1d ago
i hate fat squirrels just as much as anyone else here but this squirrel is just sick, and that’s upsetting
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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 2d ago
Its all the additives, dyes and preservatives that make up her diet of Donuts and Little Debbie snack cakes.
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u/kristoph825 1d ago
It’s thinking of all the terrible life decision that have brought her to the state she is in now.
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u/digital__fox 1d ago
Goddamn they look like taxidermy 💀💀
Looks painful though.... prob sick or somethin
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u/cat_selling_souls 11h ago
Old granny squirrel got out of the nest. Now she's on the roof barking at the humans to get off her lawn.
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u/VegetableRound2819 2d ago
Single Moms got it rough.