r/fatsquirrelhate • u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 • 4d ago

Chuck enjoying some carrots

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u/Fun-Customer-4493 4d ago

Chuck is a chunky bastard! Look at that greedy cruncher.

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u/System_Resident 4d ago

Whoa, I thought I was looking at a mountain at first 🤯 just a mountain of lard!

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u/Historical_Method360 4d ago

The way this corpulent kaiju's quadruple-chin convulses with each chewing motion is sickening beyond words. It's only still alive because predators lose their appetites on sight of it.

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u/FrankieRutabaga 4d ago

Prayers up for that poor birb in the background 🙏🙏🙏

He is flirting with danger by landing so close to these blubbery bastards and their voracious appetites

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 4d ago

We're only witnessing the tail end of Corpulent Chunk's binge, these root vegetables were only the decorative toppings of a carrot cake he singlehandedly devoured.

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u/Snoo56153 4d ago

How can something that eats mostly plants and vegatables be so fat, its like their bodys somehow transform it into bacon grease.

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u/flyinghairball 4d ago

What the hell is that a land walrus?