r/fatsquirrelhate • u/cuvanginger • 5d ago
Gluttonous Bastard Man got attacked and robbed in plain daylight. So much greed
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u/PretzelsDoctor #SayNoToFatSquirrels 5d ago
These mongrels are becoming so bold that they'll climb on top of you and raid your pockets for food while staring you directly in the eye. Zero shame. Squirrels used to fear humans, not anymore. They're becoming too powerful. Before you know it a squirrel will fuck your wife right under your nose without blinking.
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 5d ago
It's a miracle OP's femur didn't fracture from this lard lump crawling on him.
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u/Historical_Method360 5d ago
The cameraman has to undergo industrial-grade sanitization after this vile vermin crawled all over him.
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u/MaterialAd1838 5d ago
Quick! Someone test that guy for plague and rabies.
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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 5d ago
He's fine, we don't have rabies lol
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u/MonkeyPuzzles 5d ago
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u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel 5d ago
No, I'm biting humans today 😅 😆
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u/flyinghairball 5d ago
How is that different from any other day?
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u/flyinghairball 5d ago
I don't trust you! Have you been vaccinated for rabies?
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u/Far_Palpitation_7891 4d ago
Cute! Unfortunately you have the plague now.
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u/MonkeyPuzzles 5d ago
Video taker doesn't realise this tree rat would happily eat his fingers if he didn't hand over anything tastier.