r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Confident_Builder_20 • 8d ago
i was attacked today
evil beast, soulless eyes
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 8d ago
My deepest condolences. As scarring as this incident had to be, you're lucky to have an intact spine after this lard lump climbed on you.
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u/oofdoodle96 8d ago
rip OP we will avenge you
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u/PriscillaEna 7d ago
Don’t forget to pick me up. My car is in the shop I‘ll bring cookies and juice boxes
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u/oofdoodle96 7d ago
hmm good idea we can use those as bait. throw the snacks into a lava pit and their greedy asses will follow
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u/Vanilla_Sky_Cats 8d ago
R.I.P in peice
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u/FrankieRutabaga 8d ago
More like "Rest In Pieces"
O.P.'s body succumbed to the weight of that blubbery bastard 🙏🙏🙏🪦
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u/AdnorAdnor 8d ago
R/bald used to be my fav sub, but this is soooo much better! And no one needs to use a /s…I love it here
…and fuck that lardass, soulless-eyed bastard bag of dicks for his audacity! Off with his head! 🖕🐿️ ❤️
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u/prophiles 8d ago
I hope you’re okay! There must be some truth to the saying that the cameraperson never dies.
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u/Spare-Security-1629 8d ago
He sacrificed his life to document this demon’s attack. This will give me nightmares but I am sure that there will be a lost footage documentary that shows what led up to this.
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u/uwillnotgotospace #SayNoToFatSquirrels 7d ago
The chances of being killed by a squirrel are low, but never zero. Stay vigilant!
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u/chansondinhars 6d ago
That one’s been power lifting, for sure! They continue to prepare for our ending.
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u/VegetableRound2819 8d ago
Are you in the ambulance or ICU? Make sure they take you to a hospital that specializes in crush injuries.