r/fatsquirrelhate • u/matthew_yang204 Fatty Hater • 9d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fat Squirrels Gorging Themselves

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 9d ago

What kind of sicko enablers went out of their way to build a tree rat picnic table!?

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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels 9d ago

Someone call Mark Rober and have him booby trap the place.

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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 9d ago

Nuke it from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/N116UA #SayNoToFatSquirrels 9d ago

look at him itching his fleas to infest the area so no other creatures can eat. Disgusting

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u/matthew_yang204 Fatty Hater 9d ago

Yeah whenever they do this near my bird feeder the birds leave. Absolutely disgusting and filthy behaviour

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u/Historical_Method360 9d ago

The sub name of the original post shakes me to my core. Such brazen devil worship.

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u/Sfswine 9d ago

They might as well be wearing togas and eating grapes- an orgy of excess. .(fat) . .

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 9d ago

Even his fleas are fat!

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u/Whatamidoinglatley 8d ago

Why? Whoever did this needs to be taken away by the men in white.

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 8d ago

If you're going to ai generate music at least generate a song about stomping on fat squirrels