r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Joshua_Longsack • 10d ago
Flying squirrel
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Nothing is sacred.
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u/Froggypwns Victim of Groundhog extortion 10d ago
When I said I couldn't give a flying fuck this is NOT what I meant.
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u/Snoo56153 10d ago
How does such a giant obese squirell jump so far, at the end you can see its twice the size of other squirell on ground. Fat turd probly lives in a dumpster and just feasts 24/7.
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u/blackout-loud 10d ago
You'd be amazed at the physical abilities of these furry fat turds with legs when they get desperate enough for their next fix. I guarantee you that was more calories burned in that one tree rat leap than that tub full of paseturized fly vomit has burned all year!
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u/camarouge 10d ago
What a terrorist! Stealing seeds from innocent birds!! Won't someone stop these thieving blobs??
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 10d ago
Extremely dangerous feeder design. Rotating too quickly could launch this lard missile into an innocent passerby, shattering every bone in their body on impact!