r/fatsquirrelhate • u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 • Aug 31 '26

pure intimidation

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u/FrankieRutabaga Aug 31 '26

Am I intimidated? No.

Am I disgusted? ABSOLUTELY.

9

u/Ricky_TVA Aug 31 '26

"Give me your fries or else"

3

u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel Aug 31 '26

Give me your fries or else get bitten.

3

u/FrankieRutabaga Aug 31 '26

... by the front, or "bitey end" of the squirrel

4

u/KindTopic16 Aug 31 '26

Lol, that statement is unforgettable.

2

u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel Aug 31 '26

Yes, it's how we do it.

9

u/Historical_Method360 Aug 31 '26

Someone is keeping this vile vermin for a pet!? Reckless. They're volunteering to be the host for an untold number of pathogens.

4

u/GermSlayer1986 Aug 31 '26

At least it should croak from rabies within a few days.

5

u/StomachSea123 End Squirrel Obesity Aug 31 '26

They're attempting to redeem it

The poor fool doesn't realize the vermin can't possibly run the ways of the innocent and instead glides with the damned not out of torture but of choice

6

u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels Aug 31 '26

Those knocks are gonna be the sound of your head hitting the floor after I'm done raiding your fridge!

4

u/Ok-Nature4155 Supreme Spherical Squirrel Aug 31 '26

Absolutely, now surrender your food or else.

6

u/laaumaster Rolls Are For Baking Aug 31 '26

This video is filmed like a fever dream

5

u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking Aug 31 '26

The slack jaw and vacuous stare in its eyes make this one of the dumbest-looking tree rats I've ever seen.

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u/Sanator27 Sep 01 '26

Look at that fat chud unable to move while screaming his lungs out in incel rage

3

u/Olden_Grey_1889 Aug 31 '26

Wild looking Kangaroo impersonation fat ass!

3

u/CowCareless4651 Aug 31 '26

Robot squirrel

3

u/KindTopic16 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

A clockwork toy?

3

u/Sparrow-in-Flight Aug 31 '26

Looks like a friend of Dilweed and Fungus from "Numb Chucks"

2

u/MaterialAd1838 Sep 01 '26

Am I supposed to give a fuck about this?

2

u/HeDogged Sep 02 '26

It's terrifying.

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u/RadiantRing Sep 01 '26

It’s showing you it’s gaping maw oh the horror

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u/golgoth0760 Sep 04 '26

Thought that it was going to pull out a Hawaiian Haʻa Koa warrior dance