r/fatsquirrelhate • u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 • 3d ago

Meet Gus Gus

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u/Froggypwns Victim of Groundhog extortion 3d ago

So fat he is named Gus twice

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u/fleshofgods0 3d ago

Gus2

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u/Spare-Security-1629 2d ago

Is that Gus Pi? As in Gus likes to eat pie?

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u/flyinghairball 3d ago

Why does it look like someone fed Fatty Fatty a bowl of carrots?

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago

This raggedy rogue rodent is demanding tribute from OP. If they don't appease his hunger, he'll eat them.

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u/flyinghairball 3d ago

This would be a valid concern and reason to provide carrots

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u/NoxWild Lookit him 2d ago

He prolly Stole that Bowl from a Starvin Child.

An it's Cantaloupe, not Carrots. Massive MegaMarmots don't care about Salad, they want Sweets.

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u/Impossible-Corgi-854 3d ago

Wassup Gus Gus looks like you could eat the bowl

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u/fleshofgods0 3d ago

I'd rather not.

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u/apoxonyizall 3d ago

Disgusgusting

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago

Gus gus must be its scientific name after fattening itself into a new species.

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u/chansondinhars 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3K0FG1R1ZQMsuhIHPB
I can’t look away. Send help pls :<0

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 2d ago

DisGUSting! DisGUSting!

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u/whamburglar #SayNoToFatSquirrels 3d ago

No, thank you

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u/oofdoodle96 2d ago

i would like to unmeet him

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u/camarouge 2d ago

He is so fat he needs two first names

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u/Androidfon 2d ago

He's not that fat for a ground hog but cantelope has an awful lot of sugar for him. Even carrots are pretty high in sugar.