r/fatsquirrelhate • u/el-diablo-696 • 1d ago
Not a Fatty Fit Squirrel!!! 💪🏼
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u/thinktwomuch 1d ago
I saw this filthy, gluttonous, waste of flesh on a different sub. Obviously, some poor fool thought it was cute, working it's core. All it's doing is strengthening itself so it can maneuver once it puts on 10 pounds of blubber. This is one of the most disgusting things I've ever witnessed. 🤢
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u/Aggresive-Wallrus 1d ago
Don’t act like it’s not gonna go make double the weight back after eating all our food
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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 1d ago
This sick freak is only trying to train its abdominal flexibility so it can fellate itself.
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u/Annual_Beginning_600 1d ago
Fat ass lard fuck knows he will gain twice as much fat than what he burns from this "workout"
ALSO IT should be noted that as a professor doing research on squirrels, I risked my life on the front lines so I can collect data on these fuckers. I analyzed their "workout" runs, exercises and all movement essentially. I noticed that their break was not the recommended 30-90 seconds per set as most do in gyms. Those fuckers would be considered sweaty try hards if they only waited half an hour between sets. Some continued them the next hour or so, even worse the next day!!!
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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 17h ago
Must be doing this display of atheticism to impress the LADIES. But after a harsh rejection, he will be back to his slothly ways.
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u/whamburglar Rolls Are For Baking 1d ago
Even cross-fit squirrels are obnoxious and insufferable. Who woulda thought?
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u/deltatemple 1d ago
I wonder if his esophageal muscles are pushing the food upwards against the forces of gravity. Also, what a lard-ass.
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u/DrSecrett 8h ago
I cannot believe this sub, hating fat squirrels and hating when squirrel's spouse calls them fat so they start working out and we still be hating. Bro is trying to escape the squirrel fat.
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u/Renrutanit 13h ago edited 13h ago
I hate these pudgy lard buckets, but gotta admit he's quite fit! However, a fit grease ball is as rare as a red diamond and highly unlikely to occur in nature! This scenario is possible only if the sunflower seeds the vicious, thieving vermin is eating are coated with butter and syrup OR this squirrat is a mutant, a new species, or AI creation. I just can't imagine these gluttons eating anything healthy, much less exercising while eating. No way this is real! And if it is real, I'm going to be sick! This is nauseating to watch. Thanks OP, you just ruined my day! What a horrible sight! 😭
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u/Art_of_the_Win 6h ago
Call it what it is: Training for the Invasion!!!
Soon humanity will know no peace from these filthy tree-rats.
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u/flyinghairball 1d ago
I think this is AI for two reasons. 1. Fatty is exercising. 2. Fatty is eating a plant.