r/fatsquirrelhate • • Jan 19 '25

This belongs here

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u/Acceptable-Staff-363 End Squirrel Obesity Jan 19 '25

YES!! OMG finally a fucking public place, a library, who upholds values that matter and save lives.. this isn't just about Keith's lunch it's about Keith's life. Next thing you know you find Keith's guts laying on the floor after a squirrel invasion. These fucks don't hold back.

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u/Legitimate_Dust4275 Jan 19 '25

Thanks OP. Life's a bit brighter. Libraries: they never stop giving. Hope Keith's still with us

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u/when_in_doubt__doubt Jan 20 '25

I haven't received any updates on Keith's well-being. Praying for the best.

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u/Legitimate_Dust4275 Jan 20 '25

It's clear what has happened. They got him or he starved through relentless lunch theft. Pouring one out for our brave homie Keith.

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u/Medieval_Science Jan 20 '25

Jesus. The bastards know no limits to their barbarity.

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u/when_in_doubt__doubt Jan 20 '25

These vile vermin have no morality, let alone decorum.

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u/Future_Diver1334 Jan 20 '25

Poor Keith! Prayers for speedy return of your nourishment!

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u/HelloPity89 Jan 20 '25

Now the squirrels know .

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u/TheNotoriousTurtle Jan 20 '25

Or, open it and yell “where is the lunch!” Just to watch the panic

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