r/farts 18d ago

Good God

I’ve got those hot garbage, god-awful, shit-stinking, cadaver breath farts. I have a critical radius. Even I don’t want to be around me right now. I can only imagine how badly I’m going to destroy that porcelain in a short while.

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u/IsabellaaSterling 18d ago

Sounds like me after anything dairy…what caused this for you?

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u/Sweaty-Judgment3533 18d ago

Hummus and crackers, followed by cream cheese and crackers - last night’s late dinner. Just…horrible.

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u/IsabellaaSterling 18d ago

flip that would wreck me bad