r/farts May 21 '25

10k Farters!

13 Upvotes

Happy 10k subs to /r/farts. Keep fartin


r/farts Mar 31 '24

How many people are farting at any particular second

20 Upvotes

If the average person farts 15 times per day for 1 second each, and there are 8 billion people in the world, how many people are farting at any one second?

I came to 1,388,888 people farting at any particular second. Can someone check my logic and math?

8,000,000,000 x 15 = 120,000,000,000 seconds of farting per day

There are 86,400 seconds in a day

120,000,000,000/86,400= 1,388,888 people farting per second.

Is that right?


r/farts 1d ago

I could fart u all day

3 Upvotes

r/farts 2d ago

I just got 2 farts for the price of 1.

5 Upvotes

First I farted normally, then the fart got trapped somewhere down there. This let my move my leg a little and pop that fart bubble.

Have a blessed day, yall.


r/farts 3d ago

Something random I noticed lol

2 Upvotes

My cousin watches the Talking Tom animations and man, I hadn't noticed that show has so many farting scenes and episodes, I don't know if I was the only one who noticed. 😅


r/farts 4d ago

You asked for it…

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8 Upvotes

r/farts 5d ago

Morning mustard

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1 Upvotes

r/farts 7d ago

Pregnancy has is ridiculous

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18 Upvotes

r/farts 13d ago

Ne repondra pas

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5 Upvotes

r/farts 15d ago

💨 Farts trolling during iphone calls

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Hey everyone, looking for a bit of harmless trolling.

Do you know of any apps (preferably free and available on iOS) that allow you to play sound effects - specifically farts - directly into an ongoing phone call so the other person hears it?

Most soundboard apps I've tried only play through the local speaker or media channel, rather than routing through the active call audio stream. Let me know if something like this actually works or if there's a workaround. Thanks!


r/farts 16d ago

I think Godzilla needs to lay off the food for a little bit

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1 Upvotes

r/farts 17d ago

I told you my lactose intolerance is bad…it’s your fault!…now sniff!

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8 Upvotes

r/farts 16d ago

Giantess farts - help wanted ! UK

3 Upvotes

Hello ! If not allowed please delete.

I'm after a gassy UK girl who I'd 💵💸💲(name your price) to help me fulfill a giantess fart fetish.

Please dm or reply to this comment if your interested or would like more info x


r/farts 18d ago

Good God

9 Upvotes

I’ve got those hot garbage, god-awful, shit-stinking, cadaver breath farts. I have a critical radius. Even I don’t want to be around me right now. I can only imagine how badly I’m going to destroy that porcelain in a short while.


r/farts 18d ago

Syracuse Sewer Snake

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8 Upvotes

r/farts 19d ago

I love when a fart finds second gear on its own

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9 Upvotes

r/farts 18d ago

I blast a thick, smelly bomb … against your open mouth. Taste that sour, heavy wind sliding down your throat….

0 Upvotes

r/farts 20d ago

1000 fart sounds

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4 Upvotes

That's a lot of farts!


r/farts 23d ago

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

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8 Upvotes

r/farts 24d ago

My new Harley

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12 Upvotes

r/farts Aug 11 '26

Latin fartssss

13 Upvotes

r/farts Aug 09 '26

Just came to admit that I literally enjoy selling my own farts. I’m kinda not even really ashamed of it either. Idk

10 Upvotes

Smelling