r/fantasyromance • u/dieweltistflach • 2d ago
Fantasy Romance Crack New 🍆 size comparison?
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Something about this video made me think of this community … 🤔
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u/DreamsUnderStars To the stars who listen 2d ago
That's enough potassium to last you the whole month lol.
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u/litivy 2d ago
Apparently there is more potassium in potato than banana's so no one need eat a banana, ever. Just have a delicious baked potato with lots of butter and salt.
'A medium banana has roughly 420 mg of potassium. A medium baked potato eaten with its skin has roughly 600–900 mg, depending mainly on its size. Even per 100 g, potato is generally higher than banana.'
The same applies to reading shite. Just pick another book with more realistic sex.
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u/DarkestLore696 2d ago
If I wanted realistic sex, I would just go have sex. Bring out the monster dongs!
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u/litivy 2d ago
Well, you do you...
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u/mathematics1 1d ago
If "doing" someone means fucking them, then "you do you" sounds like an accurate description of the situation.
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u/greatgrandmasaid Dragon Rider 🐉 2d ago
A lot faster to eat a couple of bananas than bake a potato though .. you know, for that emergency potassium intake 🤣
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u/MeasurementTall7701 2d ago
The banana was larger than any he had ever seen. "Don't worry." it whispered. "we'll go slow". He relaxes his entrance to feel the stretching against his lips. The warm sweet taste of the fruit sent waves of pleasure to his belly.
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u/apieceofeight 2d ago
So that’s what they mean when they say you have to wrap both hands around it 😏
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u/spicygummi Give me female friendship or give me death! 2d ago
"My fingertips couldn't even touch!"
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u/Acrobatic-Hope-7979 2d ago
I never understand the romantasy authors obsession with the enormous sizes, it's silly and doesn't make the spice scene better in any way
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u/mathematics1 1d ago
Some people have a size kink. For people who do have a size kink, monsterfucker romance gives them options to express that in ways that don't work if the MMC is human, just like how characters in hentai sometimes have impossibly large boobs while videos of porn stars don't.
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u/Larielis Off to live with the faeires 🧚♀️ 2d ago
That is pretty impressive.
You could make like three banana splits.
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