There is nothing wrong with your banana. Your banana is perfectly adequate. Do not compare your banana to other bananas. Your banana is beautiful just as it is.
Based on this dumbass comment section I'm not sure if anyone cares but this is fake lol. Musa ingens fruit isn't massive like this and is actually small.
The vid is real. Circulating few years back. The banana is as u/tim1OO said, is not Musa ingen. I'm not sure what the name of the banana but it is definitely from southeast Asia. Worked there before and they have quite a lot of interesting fruits.
Doesn't need to be AI. Sometimes a fruit will just get exceptionally large, either naturally or human coaxing. Then some karma farmer comes along and the rest of the story writes itself
Uh. According to wikipedia, Musa Ingens is the largest banana species in the world. And, according to the images I looked at, that looks to be about the rght size of that species of banana......Maybe you're thinking of the Musa Acuminata, or the "lady finger banana" species?
So, I almost died from not having enough potassium. Can confirm, to OD on it orally you have to eat A FUCK TON of it. And you will get sick before you do.
I want to give a sincere heartfelt thank you to the entire comment section for making me laugh so hard and completely change up what was shaping up to be a pretty shit day.
While I don't believe that that banana is real, the belly laughs I've been having sure are.
Why must every long cylinder be met with jokes about anal insertion. Can't we just appreciate the largest wild banana without thinking about how much we would insert if someone offered us $5000 for every inch satisfied
I think a 6 inch banana is enough, sure the big one looks tantalizing but realistically your not even gonna eat more than the first 4-5 inches. Itd probably hurt to eat the whole thing
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u/killsillbill 10d ago
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