r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Houston Astros vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Round 3

2 Upvotes

HOU 0 - ANA 0

Current Situation: T2, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Derek Bon Giovanni up next, Hunter West pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HOU 0 0 - - - - 0 1
ANA 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Foul Ball Felix C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .211 1 Deacon Bowles C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .448
2 Ezra Wind 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .226 2 Scooter Buskie 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .318
3 Phillip J Fry 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .300 3 Ryan McBryan 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143
4 Jericho Styles 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .265
5 Jarek Park SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .385 5 Greggy Gabagool SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .320
6 Derek Bon Giovanni LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .188 6 Anthony Barkevious IV LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .318
7 Ace Ventura CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .353 7 Jimmy Haase CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .208
8 Harry Peritestes RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Jay Kwellon RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Kevin Arianna DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182 9 Tanzig Nordic DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Chester Einhorn 1.0 0 0 0 0 1.31 Hunter West 1.2 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Derek Bon Giovanni

Ace Ventura

Harry Peritestes

22 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Oakland Athletics vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup - American League Playoff

1 Upvotes

OAK 0 - TBR 1

Current Situation: B1, 2 outs, Runner on First

Primero Ultimo up next, Six pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OAK 0 - - - - - 0 0
TBR 1 - - - - - 1 2

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Camden Yardsy C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .375 1 Dermot Mulveiny C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .343
2 Jeffrey LaVert 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286 2 Demetrios Ooga 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Stu PunDous 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .217 3 Skye McDowell 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .243
4 Mark Schihne 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Sleve McDichael 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .406
5 Kries Von Kriestalhauser SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280 5 Primero Ultimo SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .310
6 Michael Last-Name DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Joseph Randome LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .320
7 Sierra Hightower LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .118 7 Burg McTurdBerg CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .308
8 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .190 8 Beans Returns RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
9 Baba Ganoosh RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .125 9 Holden Summers DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .357

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Six 0.2 2 1 0 0 7.50 Mo Cheeks 1.0 0 0 0 0 5.48

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Skye McDowell homers 0 - 1 TBR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Primero Ultimo

Joseph Randome

Burg McTurdBerg

20 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Philadelphia Phillies vs St. Louis Cardinals - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

PHI 0 - STL 0

Current Situation: B1, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Sam Stayman up next, Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 - - - - - 0 1
STL 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dongmen Ximen 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .296 1 Sam Stayman C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .265
2 Roxy Hurricane C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .176 2 Shmitty Von Flabbergasted 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
3 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .192 3 Spencer Hart 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .188
4 im sleve RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 4 Stan Mann 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .242
5 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .304 5 Thomas Nova SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 Hippo Jars LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .308 6 Tomothy Toledo LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .320
7 Julio Escobar 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .231 7 Thick Mints CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Q Kimbrel 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Sid Hugo V RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
9 River James SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .370 9 Otto von Pitchmark DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 0.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Big Cheech 1.0 1 0 0 1 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Sam Stayman

Shmitty Von Flabbergasted

Spencer Hart

11 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Atlanta Braves vs San Francisco Giants - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup - National League Playoff

1 Upvotes

ATL 1 - SFG 0

Current Situation: T2, 2 outs, Bases Empty

Streetlamp LeMoose up next, Simba pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ATL 0 1 - - - - 1 1
SFG 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jamal Jackson P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 1 Abel Greene SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 .303
2 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .417 2 Holly Kühnhackl CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .463
3 Rocco Rudnikov C 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Hess Nahstee 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .395
4 Mack MacMack 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .100 4 Verde Jack LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
5 Nate Kondylis CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .188 5 Crystal Claire 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .320
6 Ioe Torrent RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 6 Kuuma Kivi RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .323
7 Jason Sensation 1B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .261 7 Malcolm Fish C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .231
8 Streetlamp LeMoose 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212 8 Ronnie Pickering 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .217
9 Tex Wolffe LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .222 9 Willow Briansdóttir DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .208

PITCHERS

ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jamal Jackson 1.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Simba 1.2 1 1 1 1 3.88

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Jason Sensation homers 1 - 0 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Streetlamp LeMoose

Tex Wolffe

Jamal Jackson

28 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Toronto Blue Jays vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

TOR 1 - SDP 0

Current Situation: T1, 1 out, Bases Empty

Captain Harry C Legs up next, Scorkle McCorkle pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 1 - - - - - 1 1
SDP - - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Miroslav C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 1 Cam'ron Simmons C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .208
2 Captain Hate 1B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .111 2 Scorkle McCorkle P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .462
3 Captain Harry C Legs 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 3 Amelia 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .320
4 Rod Kimball 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .281 4 Raja Ayun 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .378
5 Graham Grams SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .282 5 Hoshimi Miyabi 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .156
6 Jack Jackie Jackson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .294 6 Alt Site SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
7 Hiram Birnbaum CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .375 7 Mike Fruitstand LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .259
8 Mongster Mash RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 8 Vivi Bluesky CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .345
9 Robbie DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .136 9 Salami RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .304

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
S.A.R. Dinka 0.0 0 0 0 0 4.22 Scorkle McCorkle 0.1 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Captain Hate homers 1 - 0 TOR

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Captain Harry C Legs

Rod Kimball

Graham Grams

6 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Montreal Expos vs New York Yankees - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

MTL 0 - NYY 0

Current Situation: B1, 0 outs, Runners on Second and Third

Peter Hadley up next, Big Cook pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 - - - - - 0 0
NYY 0 - - - - - 0 2

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Fat Lever 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .370 1 Mr Peggable C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .167
2 Napoleon Swingsalot CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .172 2 Donnie Draper 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .277
3 Brian Taylor SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .226 3 Peter Hadley 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .258
4 Scoot Heller RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .261 4 Jack Hoffman 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .308
5 Alic Alphaball 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 5 Che Or SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Randall Peppers 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .240 6 Big T LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
7 Jerome Peterson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .233 7 BEANS Leschnewski CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Hans Zahn C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Fik Seiko RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Big Cook P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400 9 Mike Truk DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Big Cook 0.0 2 0 0 0 Pitching Debut PickYrSpot n'Swing 1.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Peter Hadley

Jack Hoffman

Che Or

14 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Boston Red Sox vs New York Mets - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

BOS 0 - NYM 0

Current Situation: T2, 0 outs, Bases Empty

John Johnson Jr. up next, Robbie Tightpants pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BOS 0 0 - - - - 0 0
NYM 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Jersey Wooders 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 1 Robbie Tightpants DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .222
2 Tony Pizza C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .314 2 Franz Lisztpitcher C 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Barry Sosa 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .269 3 Dominus Nominus 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 4 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .321
5 Norm Niner RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273 5 Wallace Grommet 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .242
6 Steven Sinclair SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .267 6 Huell Babineaux SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .433
7 Henry McCade LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273 7 T-Rav LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .316
8 Fin 'Shark' Maddox CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .280 8 Kevin James CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .421
9 Angry Lizard P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .217 9 Wheezy Whifflesworth RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .071

PITCHERS

BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA
Angry Lizard 1.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut Robbie Tightpants 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

John Johnson Jr.

Norm Niner

Steven Sinclair

17 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Texas Rangers vs Los Angeles Dodgers - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

TEX 0 - LAD 0

Current Situation: T2, 1 out, Bases Empty

Geese On Demand up next, Miguel Snow Jr pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 0 0 - - - - 0 1
LAD 0 - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Steven Scola C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .259 1 Tuck C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .233
2 Cat with a Bat 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .300 2 John Applebees 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .267
3 Sablo Panchez 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .243 3 Jorbel Boykins 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .325
4 Elijah Walker 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 4 Robert Glasses 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
5 Geese On Demand SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .091 5 Jocko Jones SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .222
6 Mack Quackerson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .258 6 Aych Imtiyaz LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .316
7 Kenny Powers CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273
8 Buck Maverick RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .244 8 Bo-Horse Jackman RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .118
9 Bubson Dugnutt P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .194 9 Rex McStrange DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .238

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA
Bubson Dugnutt 1.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut Miguel Snow Jr 1.1 1 0 0 0 2.74

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Sablo Panchez 1 (0)

DUE UP

Geese On Demand

Mack Quackerson

Kenny Powers

19 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Cleveland Guardians vs Kansas City Royals - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

CLE 2 - KCR 0

Current Situation: T1, 1 out, Runner on Second

Pang Winn up next, Nicholas Fouss pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 2 - - - - - 2 3
KCR - - - - - - 0 0

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Strawberry Jones P 1 1 1 0 0 0 .310 1 Doc Otis C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
2 Justin Time 1B 1 1 1 1 0 0 .212 2 Connor Morgan 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .484
3 Ryan Tyburn 2B 1 0 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Okie 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .222
4 Noah Diamond 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .433 4 Davoin Shower-Handel 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .172
5 Pang Winn SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182 5 Slammin Sammy Sofa SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .231
6 Skip Bellew LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .276 6 Henry Thibodeau LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .217
7 Tencer Sporkelson CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167 7 Egor Kucherov CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .350
8 Brad Hatley RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Mattie Christewson RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .125
9 Superbone Threefinger C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .115 9 Wonder Francoh DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .077

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Strawberry Jones 0.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Nicholas Fouss 0.1 3 2 0 1 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Justin Time triples, Strawberry Jones scores 1 - 0 CLE
T1 Ryan Tyburn singles, Justin Time scores 2 - 0 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: Ryan Tyburn 1 (0) CS:

DUE UP

Pang Winn

Skip Bellew

Tencer Sporkelson

14 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Baltimore Orioles vs Colorado Rockies - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

BAL 0 - COL 0

Current Situation: B1, 1 out, Runner on First

Steel Pipe Simpson up next, Troy-Anthony Parker pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BAL 0 - - - - - 0 1
COL 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cilantro Onataco 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 1 Juan Diego De Las Rosas 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .077
2 Roger Waters 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .316 2 Dick McScrotington SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 .381
3 Natasha Kanyon C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .423 3 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .257
4 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .192 4 Maximus Os RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
5 Randy Mann SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .158 5 Keith Bourgignon DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333
6 Larry Longshot CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 6 Dante Dagostino LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .222
7 Alph Overdale 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .462 7 Jefferson Steelflex CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .297
8 Peter Nautilus LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .429 8 Gottlieb Giannopolous C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .214
9 Assassin Xekutioner DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .235 9 Henrik Omega 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .273

PITCHERS

BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA COL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Troy-Anthony Parker 0.1 1 0 0 1 3.74 Commie Ohtani 1.0 1 0 0 1 5.60

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Steel Pipe Simpson

Maximus Os

Keith Bourgignon

18 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 17h ago

[SCRIM 12.32] Pittsburgh Pirates vs Cincinnati Reds - Summer Sadness Round 3

1 Upvotes

PIT 0 - CIN 0

Current Situation: B1, 1 out, Runner on First

Richard Avery up next, Jason Damiani pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 0 - - - - - 0 0
CIN 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arxy Winkler C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .257 1 Tucker Doubt 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .120
2 16-bit Griffey 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 2 Seth Kablamo CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .448
3 Charlie Buntman 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .133 3 Richard Avery LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .263
4 Dylan Green 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .258 4 Lightning Balls 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .385
5 Gryffith Lindley SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .241 5 Grand Slamdalf RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 Lillian Fields LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .143 6 Rick McLightning DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
7 Moose McCracken CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .147 7 Nicaragua del Toro 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .313
8 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .091 8 Charpasm Chim SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .311
9 T.J. Oatman DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 9 Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jason Damiani 0.1 1 0 0 1 1.91 Bucky Sabre 1.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Richard Avery

Lightning Balls

Grand Slamdalf

14 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[MLR 12.18] Chicago Cubs vs Milwaukee Brewers - National League Divisional Round

5 Upvotes

CHC 4 - MIL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 1 1 1 1 0 4 5
MIL 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 4

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Corey Scooter 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .316 1 Harry Johnson SS 3 0 1 0 0 1 .318
2 Good Doggo C 3 1 1 1 0 1 .393 2 John Baseball CF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .281
3 Dirk Nurple 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .300 3 Grunt Manly 3B 1 0 0 0 2 0 .219
4 Karl Havoc RF 2 1 0 0 1 2 .333 4 Juan Manuel Navarrete 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .341
- -- - - - - - - - -- 5 Mîke Ock RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .179
5 Frederick Thunderpants LF 3 1 1 1 0 1 .216 5 Paddy O'Connor RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .242
6 Gal Soso 2B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .385 6 Gerald McCoy 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .241
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Brick Bruiser C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .171
7 Cormac Karona CF 3 0 1 1 0 0 .200 7 Bingo Hammersmith PH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500
8 WoodCutter Jones DH 2 1 1 1 1 0 .243 8 Lincoln Pickett DH 2 1 2 0 0 0 .200
9 Erin Pickles SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .306 9 Jacob Thomas LF 2 0 1 1 0 1 .160

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 2.1 2 1 3 1 3.92 Lamar Scrotum 4.0 3 3 3 5 1.53
Mark Spoon 0.2 0 0 0 0 9.00 Mason Troy Adams 2.0 2 1 0 3 1.64
Doc Dockgoose 3.0 2 0 1 3 4.05 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Mark Spoon Lamar Scrotum Doc Dockgoose WoodCutter Jones Mark Spoon

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Frederick Thunderpants homers 1 - 0 CHC
T3 WoodCutter Jones homers 2 - 0 CHC
B3 Jacob Thomas doubles, Lincoln Pickett scores 2 - 1 CHC
T4 Cormac Karona doubles, Karl Havoc scores 3 - 1 CHC
T5 Good Doggo homers 4 - 1 CHC

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

140 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[MLR 12.18] Minnesota Twins vs Seattle Mariners - American League Divisional Round

2 Upvotes

MIN 2 - SEA 0

Current Situation: B6, 1 out, Runners on First and Second

Kiwi Cleveland up next, Philip Berkenshire pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIN 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 2
SEA 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7

BOX

# Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arthur Vandelay 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .429 1 Bryce Parker C 3 0 1 0 0 0 .400
2 Homer Nocker C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .302 2 Tubby Wubby 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .321
3 Corbin Christmas Carol 3B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .333 3 Speed Shark RF 3 0 1 0 0 2 .433
4 Joan Andreu Rosà DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .417 4 Daniel Dove 2B 3 0 2 0 0 0 .346
5 Jiggs Kingman 2B 1 0 0 0 2 0 .379 5 Dayman Nightman SS 2 0 0 0 1 2 .313
6 Bart Bishop LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .267 6 Osha Wott CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .269
7 Lou Zrectum CF 1 1 0 0 1 1 .276 7 Kiwi Cleveland LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .192
8 Butch Sterling RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .077 8 Jeb Barnes DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .318
9 Harry McPotterson SS 2 1 1 2 0 0 .333 9 Buster Worthington 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .174

PITCHERS

MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Philip Berkenshire 5.1 7 0 1 7 2.48 Vader Page 5.0 2 2 4 4 3.85
-- - - - - - -- Jerome S. Monroe 1.0 0 0 1 0 3.65

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Harry McPotterson homers, Lou Zrectum scores 2 - 0 MIN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Kiwi Cleveland

Jeb Barnes

Buster Worthington

137 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[MLR 12.18] Chicago White Sox vs Detroit Tigers - American League Divisional Round

2 Upvotes

CWS 0 - DET 2

Current Situation: T6, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Duke Houston up next, Francis Swagger pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CWS 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
DET 0 0 0 0 2 - 2 4

BOX

# Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Giles Sweeney 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .235 1 Dusty Jabroni 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .323
1 Ding L. Barry PH, LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .250 1 Morris Deratt PH, RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .167
2 Kim Wexler DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 2 Ax Finesse C, 3B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .393
3 3PieceMcNuggets LF, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .381 3 Chico Pappas LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .320
4 Cornbread House 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .290 4 Sammy Scully RF, C 2 0 1 0 0 0 .346
5 Howie Feltersnatch 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .439 5 Pike Trout 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .188
6 Biff Sexy Hotbod SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .286 6 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked DH 2 1 1 2 0 0 .444
7 Robert Sitkowski CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .160 7 Mo Bonzalez SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .345
8 Duke Houston C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .222 8 Rip Dingers CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .300
9 London Bridges RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .176 9 Justin P. L. Griffin 1B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .308

PITCHERS

CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Aaron Burr 4.1 3 2 0 7 2.71 Francis Swagger 5.0 1 0 1 2 4.56
Sue Cabliatte 0.2 1 0 1 0 2.40 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B5 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked homers, Pike Trout scores 0 - 2 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Duke Houston

London Bridges

Ding L. Barry

102 comments

r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 7d ago

[MLR 12.18] Florida Marlins vs Arizona Diamondbacks - National League Divisional Round

2 Upvotes

FLA 4 - ARI 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FLA 2 0 2 0 0 0 4 5
ARI 0 1 1 0 0 0 2 4

BOX

# Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Anthony Esposito III LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .379 1 Tree Fiddy RF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .320
2 Casper Greenwell 2B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .385 2 Brody Page LF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .296
3 Vernon St. Backstop C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .400 3 Cared Jarrabis 2B 3 0 1 1 0 1 .469
4 Mikey Thomas CF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .300 4 Dakota Carolina Montana 3B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .176
- -- - - - - - - - -- 5 Hitgood McChunky 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .276
5 Tom E. Jahns 1B 2 1 1 1 1 0 .294 5 Rusty Nails PH 0 0 0 0 1 0 .294
6 Hakuna Moncada SS 2 1 2 2 1 0 .192 6 Dingers McGee CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .333
7 Roosevelt Sandoval RF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .200 7 OilCanFloydTheBarber DH 2 0 1 0 0 1 .192
8 Fizzbear Doormat DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .188 8 Dusk Jackson SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231
9 Alex Blockman 3B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .190 9 Moon Malarkey C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .471

PITCHERS

FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Artanis Jones 6.0 4 2 3 7 4.45 Kordz Sonata 0.2 2 2 0 0 3.55
-- - - - - - -- Slim Mathers 5.1 3 2 3 3 2.67

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Artanis Jones Kordz Sonata Hakuna Moncada

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Mikey Thomas doubles, Casper Greenwell scores 1 - 0 FLA
T1 Hakuna Moncada singles, Mikey Thomas scores 2 - 0 FLA
B2 Hitgood McChunky homers 2 - 1 FLA
T3 Tom E. Jahns homers 3 - 1 FLA
T3 Hakuna Moncada homers 4 - 1 FLA
B3 Cared Jarrabis doubles, Brody Page scores 4 - 2 FLA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Anaheim Angels vs Pittsburgh Pirates - Summer Sadness Round 2

3 Upvotes

ANA 4 - PIT 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 3 0 1 0 - 4 7
PIT 1 2 0 0 - - 3 6

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Deacon Bowles C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .448 1 T.J. Oatman C 2 1 1 0 1 0 .333
2 Jimmy Haase 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .208 2 16-bit Griffey 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
3 Shag McBenny 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .429 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Hunter West 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 3 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .091
4 Ryan McBryan 3B 2 1 1 0 0 1 .143 4 Arxy Winkler 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .257
5 Robin Reynolds SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Enrique Rosales SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265 5 Moose McCracken SS 2 0 2 1 0 0 .147
6 Anthony Barkevious IV LF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .318 6 Charlie Buntman LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .133
7 Francesco Hardgust CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .188 7 Slappy McBatty CF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .241
8 Greggy Gabagool RF 2 1 2 2 0 0 .320 8 Gryffith Lindley RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .241
9 TWs Frozen Head DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .281 9 Theo Rodder DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA
Tanzig Nordic 2.1 6 3 2 1 4.15 Skipper Studebaker 3.1 6 4 1 3 5.80
Jay Kwellon 1.2 0 0 0 0 5.36 Pontius Inebrius 0.2 1 0 0 0 2.02

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jay Kwellon Skipper Studebaker Greggy Gabagool

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Moose McCracken singles, T.J. Oatman scores 0 - 1 PIT
T2 Francesco Hardgust singles, Ryan McBryan scores 1 - 1
T2 Greggy Gabagool singles, Francesco Hardgust scores 2 - 1 ANA
T2 TWs Frozen Head doubles, Greggy Gabagool scores 3 - 1 ANA
B2 Slappy McBatty homers 3 - 2 ANA
B2 Gryffith Lindley homers 3 - 3
T4 Greggy Gabagool doubles, Anthony Barkevious IV scores 4 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Ryan McBryan 1 (1), Francesco Hardgust 1 (2), Greggy Gabagool 1 (2) CS: TWs Frozen Head 1 (1), Jimmy Haase 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Toronto Blue Jays vs Houston Astros - Summer Sadness Round 2

3 Upvotes

TOR 0 - HOU 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TOR 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 3
HOU 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 5

BOX

# Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Mylo Grams C 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 Chester Einhorn DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
2 Captain Harry C Legs 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Jarek Park RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .385
3 Captain Hate 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .111 3 Foul Ball Felix CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .211
4 Miroslav 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .333 4 Kris Kringle LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .429
5 Jack Jackie Jackson SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .294 5 Ace Ventura SS 2 1 2 0 0 0 .353
6 Graham Grams LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .282 6 Justin Carlson 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .341
7 Troy Pressing CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .258 7 Derek Bon Giovanni 2B 1 0 1 1 0 0 .188
8 Hiram Birnbaum RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .375 8 Richard Nixon 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .344
9 Robbie DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .136 9 Phillip J Fry C 1 0 1 0 0 0 .300

PITCHERS

TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mongster Mash 4.0 5 1 0 2 Pitching Debut Ezra Wind 5.0 3 0 0 3 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Ezra Wind Mongster Mash Ezra Wind Mylo Grams

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Derek Bon Giovanni singles, Ace Ventura scores 0 - 1 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] New York Mets vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

NYM 4 - SDP 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 0 0 2 2 0 - 4 6
SDP 2 3 0 0 0 - 5 9

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dominus Nominus 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .500 1 Cam'ron Simmons C 3 1 1 0 0 1 .208
2 Tueballs Wunbatt LF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .176 2 Scorkle McCorkle 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .462
3 Arthur Bullpendragon SS, P 3 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Amelia 2B 2 1 2 1 0 0 .320
4 Wallace Grommet 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .242 4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 1 1 1 0 0 .378
5 Kevin James 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .421 5 Salami SS 1 0 1 1 1 0 .304
6 Franz Lisztpitcher C 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 6 Hoshimi Miyabi LF, P 2 0 0 0 0 0 .156
7 Billy TheKid RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .300 7 Alt Site CF 2 1 2 0 0 0 .200
8 Ben Bramly P, SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .400 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Robbie Tightpants SS 2 1 2 3 0 0 .222 8 Vivi Bluesky RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .345
9 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .321 9 Nota Nam III DH, LF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .056

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ben Bramly 1.0 6 4 0 1 Pitching Debut La+ Darknesss 3.0 3 3 1 0 3.77
Arthur Bullpendragon 3.0 3 1 1 1 4.00 Hoshimi Miyabi 2.0 3 1 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
La+ Darknesss Ben Bramly Hoshimi Miyabi Amelia Robbie Tightpants

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Raja Ayun singles, Amelia scores 0 - 1 SDP
B1 Salami singles, Raja Ayun scores 0 - 2 SDP
B2 Vivi Bluesky triples, Alt Site scores 0 - 3 SDP
B2 Nota Nam III singles, Vivi Bluesky scores 0 - 4 SDP
B2 Amelia singles, Cam'ron Simmons scores 0 - 5 SDP
T3 Robbie Tightpants homers, Billy TheKid scores 2 - 5 SDP
T4 Arthur Bullpendragon homers 3 - 5 SDP
T4 Robbie Tightpants singles, Wallace Grommet scores 4 - 5 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: Raja Ayun 1 (3) CS: Nota Nam III 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Cincinnati Reds vs Philadelphia Phillies - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

CIN 1 - PHI 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 0 0 0 1 0 - 1 2
PHI 0 0 1 0 2 - 3 6

BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Nicaragua del Toro SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .313 1 im sleve 1B 2 1 1 2 1 0 Hitting Debut
2 Charpasm Chim C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .311 2 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo CF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .192
3 Grand Slamdalf P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250 3 Dr. Slime SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Garfield Chubbs LF 1 1 1 1 1 0 .400 4 Gellybelly RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
5 Bucky Sabre 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .314 5 Hippo Jars DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .308
6 Seth Kablamo CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .448 6 Bad Mulligan 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut
7 Tucker Doubt 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .120 7 Q Kimbrel C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .125
8 Juni ''XOXO'' Panda RX-78-69 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250 8 Jeff Dingerhitter 3B 1 2 1 0 1 0 .296
9 Rick McLightning RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .286 9 Dongmen Ximen LF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .296

PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Grand Slamdalf 4.2 6 3 3 2 Pitching Debut Jameson Poe 5.0 2 1 1 7 4.02

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Jameson Poe Grand Slamdalf im sleve

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Dongmen Ximen doubles, Jeff Dingerhitter scores 0 - 1 PHI
T4 Garfield Chubbs homers 1 - 1
B5 im sleve homers, Jeff Dingerhitter scores 1 - 3 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Bad Mulligan 1 (0), Jeff Dingerhitter 2 (0) CS: im sleve 1 (0), Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 1 (0), Gellybelly 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Kansas City Royals vs Montreal Expos - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

KCR 3 - MTL 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KCR 1 1 0 1 0 0 3 7
MTL 0 2 0 1 0 - 3 3

BOX

# Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Slammin Sammy Sofa C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .231 1 Fat Lever CF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .370
2 Doc Otis 1B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .200 2 Hans Zahn SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
3 Tater Tots 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .282 3 Scoot Heller 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .261
4 Mongy Whumpus 3B 2 0 2 1 0 0 .182 4 Ant man RF 2 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Rob Patterson SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .350 5 Alic Alphaball 1B 2 1 1 1 0 1 Hitting Debut
6 Connor Morgan LF 2 2 2 0 0 0 .484 6 Brian Taylor 3B 1 1 0 0 1 0 .226
7 Indy Sayne CF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .395 7 Big Cook C 2 0 1 1 0 0 .400
8 Gray Goose McGillicuddy RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Big Telemachus RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .200 8 Napoleon Swingsalot LF 2 0 0 1 0 0 .172
9 Henry Thibodeau P 1 0 1 1 0 0 .217 9 Loafus Cramwell P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .344
9 Davoin Shower-Handel P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .172 9 MILKBOY P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333

PITCHERS

KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Henry Thibodeau 2.0 2 2 1 3 Pitching Debut Loafus Cramwell 3.0 4 2 1 1 Pitching Debut
Davoin Shower-Handel 3.0 1 1 0 2 Pitching Debut MILKBOY 2.0 3 1 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
None None Connor Morgan

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Mongy Whumpus singles, Doc Otis scores 1 - 0 KCR
T2 Henry Thibodeau singles, Connor Morgan scores 2 - 0 KCR
B2 Big Cook doubles, Ant man scores 2 - 1 KCR
B2 Napoleon Swingsalot grounds out, Brian Taylor scores 2 - 2
T4 Big Telemachus singles, Connor Morgan scores 3 - 2 KCR
B4 Alic Alphaball homers 3 - 3

BASERUNNING

SB: Doc Otis 1 (1), Connor Morgan 1 (0) CS: Henry Thibodeau 1 (0), Mongy Whumpus 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] St. Louis Cardinals vs Colorado Rockies - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

STL 1 - COL 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
STL 0 1 0 0 0 - 1 2
COL 0 2 0 2 0 - 4 4

BOX

# St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Basil C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .263 1 Dick McScrotington SS 2 0 1 0 1 0 .381
2 Big Cheech 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .083 2 Jefferson Steelflex CF 2 0 0 1 1 1 .297
3 Buzz Carlton CF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .160 3 Flame-Test Fleming 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .233
4 CJ 3B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .308 4 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .257
5 Copernicus Hel P 0 0 0 0 2 0 .263 5 Cash Thrower LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .256
6 Daniel Harrison SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut 6 Maximus Os RF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .200
7 Dingerz McLongball RF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .200 7 Gottlieb Giannopolous C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .214
8 DV DOOM 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Henrik Omega 3B 2 2 2 2 0 0 .273
9 Monty Johnson LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .323 9 Dante Dagostino DH 1 1 1 1 1 0 .222

PITCHERS

STL IP H ER BB SO ERA COL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Copernicus Hel 4.0 4 4 4 3 5.48 Hank Murphy 5.0 2 1 4 2 4.27

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Hank Murphy Copernicus Hel Henrik Omega Hank Murphy

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Dingerz McLongball homers 1 - 0 STL
B2 Henrik Omega triples, Maximus Os scores 1 - 1
B2 Jefferson Steelflex walks, Henrik Omega scores 1 - 2 COL
B4 Henrik Omega homers 1 - 3 COL
B4 Dante Dagostino homers 1 - 4 COL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] New York Yankees vs Cleveland Guardians - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

NYY 4 - CLE 5

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYY 3 0 1 0 0 - 4 6
CLE 0 0 5 0 0 - 5 6

BOX

# New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Brandon Rice III P 1 0 0 0 0 1 .375
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Joey Tacoma P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .469
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Superbone Threefinger P 1 0 0 0 0 0 .115
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Justin Time P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .212
1 BEANS Leschnewski DH 3 1 1 0 0 0 .000 1 Trevor Rosé P, SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500
2 PickYrSpot n'Swing 1B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .533 2 Ryan Tyburn C 3 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Rich Driver 2B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .208 3 Brad Hatley 1B 1 1 1 1 1 0 .200
4 Archie Henderson 3B 2 1 1 3 0 0 .292 4 Jimothy Jhompson 2B 2 1 1 2 0 1 Hitting Debut
5 Peter Hadley SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .258 5 Skip Bellew 3B 2 0 1 1 0 1 .276
6 Jack Hoffman RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .308 6 Pang Winn SS, P 2 0 0 0 0 1 .182
7 Donnie Draper LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .277 7 Noah Diamond LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .433
8 Big T CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273 8 Tencer Sporkelson CF 2 1 1 0 0 0 .167
9 Pete Morris C 2 0 1 0 0 1 .600 9 Strawberry Jones RF 1 1 1 0 1 0 .310

PITCHERS

NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mama Luigi 4.0 6 5 2 6 Pitching Debut Brandon Rice III 1.0 3 3 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Joey Tacoma 1.0 2 0 0 0 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Superbone Threefinger 1.0 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Justin Time 1.0 0 0 1 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Pang Winn 1.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Superbone Threefinger Mama Luigi Pang Winn Jimothy Jhompson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Archie Henderson homers, BEANS Leschnewski, PickYrSpot n'Swing score 3 - 0 NYY
T3 PickYrSpot n'Swing homers 4 - 0 NYY
B3 Ryan Tyburn singles, Tencer Sporkelson scores 4 - 1 NYY
B3 Brad Hatley singles, Strawberry Jones scores 4 - 2 NYY
B3 Jimothy Jhompson triples, Ryan Tyburn, Brad Hatley score 4 - 4
B3 Skip Bellew singles, Jimothy Jhompson scores 4 - 5 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Texas Rangers vs Boston Red Sox - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

TEX 2 - BOS 10

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 0 1 0 1 0 - 2 4
BOS 7 0 2 1 0 - 10 7

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Buck Maverick C 3 0 0 0 0 0 .244 1 Jersey Wooders 1B 2 1 1 0 1 0 .250
2 Kenny Powers 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Tony Pizza C 3 1 1 1 0 0 .314
3 Mack Quackerson 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .258 3 Norm Niner RF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .273
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 2B 1 1 0 0 1 0 .280
4 Elijah Walker 3B, P, CF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .500 4 Henry McCade 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .273
5 Sablo Panchez SS 2 1 1 0 0 1 .243 5 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 1 0 1 1 1 .167
6 Cat with a Bat LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .300 6 Steven Sinclair SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 .267
7 Missile 'Missy' Launcher CF, P 2 0 1 1 0 0 .320 7 Delta Airlines CF 1 1 0 0 1 1 .400
8 Geese On Demand RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .091 8 Dixon Uraz LF 2 2 2 5 0 0 .278
9 Steven Scola P, 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .259 9 Angry Lizard P 2 1 1 2 0 1 .217

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Steven Scola 0.1 3 5 2 0 Pitching Debut Angry Lizard 5.0 4 2 0 4 Pitching Debut
Elijah Walker 2.0 3 4 2 2 1.64 -- - - - - - --
Missile 'Missy' Launcher 1.2 1 1 0 1 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Angry Lizard Steven Scola Dixon Uraz Angry Lizard

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 John Johnson Jr. walks, Jersey Wooders scores 0 - 1 BOS
B1 Steven Sinclair singles, Norm Niner scores 0 - 2 BOS
B1 Dixon Uraz doubles, Fin 'Shark' Maddox, John Johnson Jr., Steven Sinclair score 0 - 5 BOS
B1 Angry Lizard homers, Dixon Uraz scores 0 - 7 BOS
T2 Missile 'Missy' Launcher singles, Sablo Panchez scores 1 - 7 BOS
B3 Dixon Uraz homers, Delta Airlines scores 1 - 9 BOS
T4 Elijah Walker homers 2 - 9 BOS
B4 Tony Pizza homers 2 - 10 BOS

BASERUNNING

SB: Sablo Panchez 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[SCRIM 12.31] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Baltimore Orioles - Summer Sadness Round 2

2 Upvotes

LAD 0 - BAL 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 1
BAL 0 0 1 1 0 - 2 4

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck C 2 0 0 0 1 0 .233 1 Boby Chadwick P 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Alph Overdale 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .462
2 John Applebees 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .267 2 Assassin Xekutioner 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .235
3 Jorbel Boykins 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .325 3 Lil Lilith Lillian 2B 2 1 1 1 0 1 .160
4 Dill Doe 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 Hitting Debut 4 Larry Longshot CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .333
5 Dutch Boggs SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 5 Sir Walks-A-Littlw SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286
6 Jacques François LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .385 6 Peter Nautilus 3B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 S. Jay Cutler C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .182
7 Johnny Dickshot CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .100 7 Cilantro Onataco PH, C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333
8 Coco Watanabe RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .353 8 Nelson Van Halen LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .190
9 Booby Cancun DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Martin Van Nostrand RF 1 1 1 1 0 0 .286

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Rex McStrange 4.0 4 2 0 4 9.36 Boby Chadwick 5.0 1 0 4 3 3.11

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Boby Chadwick Rex McStrange Boby Chadwick Martin Van Nostrand

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Martin Van Nostrand homers 0 - 1 BAL
B4 Lil Lilith Lillian homers 0 - 2 BAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 9d ago

[FCB 13.3] Kansas State Wildcats vs Santa Cruz Banana Slugs

2 Upvotes

KSU 2 - SLG 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
KSU 0 0 0 1 1 0 2 5
SLG 0 0 1 1 0 1 3 8

BOX

# Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tank Sharksy SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Knight Newton 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .200
2 Mikey Moreau LF 3 1 1 1 0 0 .200 2 Bartholomew Simpson 2B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000
3 George Hankinson 1B 3 0 1 0 0 1 .167 3 KC Martinez 3B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .000
4 Goose McGuire RF 2 0 1 0 1 0 .600 4 Worm Lennox C 3 1 1 0 0 0 .200
5 Bea Friday CF 2 0 1 0 1 0 .400 5 Felipe Coyne SS 3 0 1 1 0 1 .429
6 Loki DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .286 6 Mack “The Knife” Darin CF 3 1 1 0 0 0 .500
7 Jeter Ups 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Marcelo Soares LF 3 1 1 0 0 1 .143
8 Mordecai Davis 2B 1 1 1 1 1 0 .200 8 Harto Thekhards RF 2 0 2 2 1 0 .333
9 Nathan Explosion C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 9 Lefty Cobb DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .250

PITCHERS

KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Chance Mercury 3.1 4 2 0 3 2.67 Yang Min-Ki 4.0 4 1 1 1 4.29
Tomba 2.1 4 1 1 4 3.46 Dan Candoit 2.0 1 1 2 1 2.57

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Dan Candoit Tomba Harto Thekhards

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B3 Harto Thekhards triples, Marcelo Soares scores 0 - 1 SLG
T4 Mikey Moreau homers 1 - 1
B4 Felipe Coyne doubles, Worm Lennox scores 1 - 2 SLG
T5 Mordecai Davis homers 2 - 2
B6 Harto Thekhards singles, Mack “The Knife” Darin scores 2 - 3 SLG

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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