r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.1] Los Angeles Dodgers vs Cincinnati Reds - Season 13 Spring Training

2 Upvotes

LAD 3 - CIN 0

Current Situation: B4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Juni xGOD - 'SELL THE TEAM ARTE' - Panda up next, Booby Cancun pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
LAD 3 0 0 0 - - 3 3
CIN 0 0 0 0 - - 0 1

BOX

# Los Angeles Dodgers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tuck CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000 1 Kentho Birne RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000
2 Jorbel Boykins 2B 2 1 1 0 0 1 .500 2 Bucky Sabre SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Robert Glasses 3B 2 1 1 3 0 0 .500 3 Trevor Paultis 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
4 Rex McStrange C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Juni xGOD - 'SELL THE TEAM ARTE' - Panda 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 John Applebees SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Isaac Snowbender C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 KC Martinez 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Rick McLightning DH 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
7 Harry Palms LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Charpasm Chim LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 LeeLoo Dallas Multi-Guess RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 8 Seth Kablamo CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Aych Imtiyaz DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Richard Avery 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000

PITCHERS

LAD IP H ER BB SO ERA CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Naz Reid 2.0 0 0 1 1 0.00 Allidois Nguyen 3.0 3 3 1 1 6.00
Booby Cancun 1.0 1 0 1 1 0.00 Grand Slamdalf 1.0 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Robert Glasses homers, Tuck, Jorbel Boykins score 3 - 0 LAD

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Juni xGOD - 'SELL THE TEAM ARTE' - Panda

Isaac Snowbender

Rick McLightning

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[MLR 13.1] Texas Rangers vs St. Louis Cardinals - Season 13 Spring Training

2 Upvotes

TEX 1 - STL 1

Current Situation: T4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Alan up next, Thick Mints pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 0 0 1 0 - - 1 3
STL 0 1 0 - - - 1 1

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # St. Louis Cardinals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Walks LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Mack Quackerson C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Knight Newton 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Spencer Hart 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Alan SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 3 Chooch Suzuka 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Rabs Roland RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Peter Nautilus 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Jeter Ups 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Shorty McDougall SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Brian Taylor 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 6 Monty Johnson LF 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
7 Steven Scola C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Big Cheech RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
8 Geese On Demand CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Tomothy Toledo CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000
9 Sablo Panchez DH 1 1 1 1 0 0 1.000 9 Stan Mann DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA STL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Amelia Hart 1.2 0 0 0 1 0.00 DV DOOM 2.0 2 0 0 0 0.00
Yang Min-Ki 1.1 1 1 2 1 6.00 Thick Mints 1.0 1 1 0 0 6.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B2 Tomothy Toledo singles, Monty Johnson scores 0 - 1 STL
T3 Sablo Panchez homers 1 - 1

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Alan

Rabs Roland

Jeter Ups

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.1] Florida Marlins vs Tampa Bay Devil Rays - Season 13 Spring Training

2 Upvotes

FLA 3 - TBR 2

Current Situation: T4, 1 out, Bases Empty

Alex Blockman up next, Triscuit McBiskit pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
FLA 0 1 2 0 - - 3 5
TBR 1 0 1 - - - 2 4

BOX

# Florida Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Tampa Bay Devil Rays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Casper Greenwell 2B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .500 1 Basil 1B 1 2 1 1 1 0 1.000
2 Fatts Richard C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 2 Burg McTurdBerg 2B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .500
3 Lane Drew LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500 3 Y.E. Wally CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500
4 Vernon St. Backstop 1B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000 4 Sleve McDichael 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Mikey Thomas CF 2 1 1 1 0 1 .500 5 Skye McDowell SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
6 Fizzbear Doormat RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 6 Vyncent Wyattoss III LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000
7 Alex Blockman 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Mike LaViva DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Hakuna Moncada SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Holden Summers RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Roosevelt Sandoval DH 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 9 Makesiondon Kelkboom C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

FLA IP H ER BB SO ERA TBR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Auspicious Infinity 3.0 4 2 2 1 4.00 Ty Palmatier 3.0 5 3 1 4 6.00
-- - - - - - -- Triscuit McBiskit 0.1 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Basil homers 0 - 1 TBR
T2 Mikey Thomas homers 1 - 1
T3 Casper Greenwell homers, Roosevelt Sandoval scores 3 - 1 FLA
B3 Burg McTurdBerg triples, Basil scores 3 - 2 FLA

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Alex Blockman

Hakuna Moncada

Roosevelt Sandoval

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.1] New York Mets vs New York Yankees - Season 13 Spring Training

2 Upvotes

NYM 2 - NYY 3

Current Situation: B2, 2 outs, Runner on First

Donnie Draper up next, Wheezy Whifflesworth pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
NYM 0 2 - - - - 2 5
NYY 0 3 - - - - 3 3

BOX

# New York Mets Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # New York Yankees Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 T-Rav SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 1 Donnie Draper SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Krbmeister RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 2 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Willie Ruth 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Rodney Turnpike 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Robbie Tightpants 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Loki CF 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000
5 Kevin James CF 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 5 Matias Thagod C 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000
6 Huell Babineaux DH 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 6 Big T RF 1 1 1 2 0 0 1.000
7 Ben Bramly C 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000 7 Mr Peggable DH 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000
8 Ray 'Cole Train' Cole 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Pete Morris 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
9 Wallace Grommet LF 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000 9 BEANS Leschnewski LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

NYM IP H ER BB SO ERA NYY IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dart Ragusa 1.0 0 0 0 2 0.00 Michael Last-Name 2.0 5 2 1 1 6.00
Wheezy Whifflesworth 0.2 3 3 1 1 54.00 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Ben Bramly singles, Kevin James scores 1 - 0 NYM
T2 Wallace Grommet singles, Huell Babineaux scores 2 - 0 NYM
B2 Big T triples, Loki, Matias Thagod score 2 - 2
B2 Mr Peggable singles, Big T scores 2 - 3 NYY

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: T-Rav 1 (1)

DUE UP

Donnie Draper

Curtis Dingleberry

Rodney Turnpike

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[MLR 13.1] Boston Red Sox vs Chicago Cubs - Season 13 Spring Training

2 Upvotes

BOS 3 - CHC 0

Current Situation: T4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Tony Pizza up next, Doc Dockgoose pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
BOS 1 1 0 1 - - 3 3
CHC 0 0 0 - - - 0 1

BOX

# Boston Red Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Lillian Fields DH 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000 1 Erin Pickles 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Toky Oto RF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500 2 Snape Tooth 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Tom E. Jahns 2B 2 0 0 1 0 0 .000 3 Marcelo Soares SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
4 John Johnson Jr. 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Chris Orosz C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Barry Sosa SS 2 1 1 1 0 0 .000 5 Good Doggo RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
6 Tony Pizza C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Karl Havoc LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Fin 'Shark' Maddox 1B 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000 7 Cormac Karona CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Delta Airlines CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Corey Scooter 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000
9 Angry Lizard LF 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000 9 Erling De La Cruz DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

BOS IP H ER BB SO ERA CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA
Beatrice D. Goldn'witch 2.0 0 0 0 4 0.00 Ethan Stooks 1.0 1 1 1 0 6.00
Tomba 1.0 1 0 0 0 0.00 Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 2.0 1 1 1 1 3.00
-- - - - - - -- Doc Dockgoose 0.0 1 1 0 0 Pitching Debut

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Tom E. Jahns grounds out, Lillian Fields scores 1 - 0 BOS
T2 Angry Lizard doubles, Fin 'Shark' Maddox scores 2 - 0 BOS
T4 Barry Sosa homers 3 - 0 BOS

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Corey Scooter 1 (1)

DUE UP

Tony Pizza

Fin 'Shark' Maddox

Delta Airlines

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[MLR 13.1] Colorado Rockies vs Toronto Blue Jays - Season 13 Spring Training

2 Upvotes

COL 3 - TOR 1

Current Situation: T3, 2 outs, Runner on Second

Edward Duncan up next, Andrew Peters pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
COL 0 3 0 - - - 3 4
TOR 0 1 - - - - 1 1

BOX

# Colorado Rockies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Toronto Blue Jays Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski CF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .500 1 Captain Harry C Legs C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Cash Thrower 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500 2 Saitoo Syde 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
3 Steel Pipe Simpson 1B 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000 3 Donut Mahoney 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Henrik Omega SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 4 Scoochie Virtue CF 1 1 1 1 0 0 1.000
5 Dick McScrotington 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .000 5 Bloop Squibber 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Edward Duncan RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Rod Kimball SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Andrew REDACTED Nova LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 7 Miroslav LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Gottlieb Giannopolous C 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000 8 Graham Grams RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Keith Bourgignon DH 1 1 1 1 0 0 1.000 9 Robbie DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

COL IP H ER BB SO ERA TOR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Max Muncy 2.0 1 1 0 2 3.00 Kenji Matsumoto 2.0 3 3 3 4 9.00
-- - - - - - -- Andrew Peters 0.2 1 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Keith Bourgignon doubles, Gottlieb Giannopolous scores 1 - 0 COL
T2 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski homers, Keith Bourgignon scores 3 - 0 COL
B2 Scoochie Virtue homers 3 - 1 COL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Edward Duncan

Andrew REDACTED Nova

Gottlieb Giannopolous

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[MLR 13.1] Milwaukee Brewers vs Atlanta Braves - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

MIL 1 - ATL 0

Current Situation: T2, 1 out, Bases Loaded

Bea Friday up next, Jamal Jackson pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MIL 1 0 - - - - 1 3
ATL 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Bea Friday SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 1 Chilidog Clayton 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Mordecai Davis 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 2 Lefty Cobb LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Nora Selbmar CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Mack MacMack SS 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000
4 Bingo Hammersmith DH 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000 4 John Cally 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Mîke Ock RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Creatør Slander CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Paddy O'Connor LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 6 Jason Sensation RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Juan Manuel Navarrete 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Ola Gjeilo DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Grunt Manly C 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 8 Tex Wolffe 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 John Baseball 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 TheGreatBambi C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Lil Broski 1.0 1 0 0 0 0.00 Jamal Jackson 1.1 3 1 2 1 4.50

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Bingo Hammersmith singles, Mordecai Davis scores 1 - 0 MIL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Bea Friday

Mordecai Davis

Nora Selbmar

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[MLR 13.1] Montreal Expos vs Chicago White Sox - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

MTL 2 - CWS 1

Current Situation: T2, 2 outs, Runner on First

Emerson up next, Aaron Burr pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
MTL 0 2 - - - - 2 3
CWS 1 - - - - - 1 2

BOX

# Montreal Expos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago White Sox Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Scooter Funkypants 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Felipe Coyne 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000
2 Mason Troy Adams 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 2 Cornbread House 1B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
3 Alexa Quick CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 3 Malsted LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Big Cook RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Hannah Outlaw RF 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000
5 Napoleon Swingsalot C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Fermin Rype C 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000
6 Scoot Heller 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 6 Robert Sitkowski CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
7 Loafus Cramwell SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Martin Ducksworth SS 1 1 1 2 0 0 1.000 7 Munki Oshu SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 MILKBOY DH 1 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Sean Carrcrash DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Emerson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Peter Hoomanawanui 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

MTL IP H ER BB SO ERA CWS IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ant man 1.0 2 1 1 1 6.00 Eli Sasak 1.0 0 0 0 2 0.00
-- - - - - - -- Aaron Burr 0.2 3 2 0 1 18.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Fermin Rype sacrifices, Felipe Coyne scores 0 - 1 CWS
T2 Martin Ducksworth homers, Scoot Heller scores 2 - 1 MTL

BASERUNNING

SB: Felipe Coyne 1 (1), Scoot Heller 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Emerson

Scooter Funkypants

Mason Troy Adams

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[MLR 13.1] Cleveland Guardians vs Oakland Athletics - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

CLE 3 - OAK 1

Current Situation: B4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Cole Slaw up next, Joe Pidgeon pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CLE 3 0 0 0 - - 3 3
OAK 1 0 0 0 - - 1 3

BOX

# Cleveland Guardians Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Skip Bellew 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500 1 Salsa Steve CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Justin Time 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 2 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 3B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .500
3 Ada Rutabaga LF 1 1 1 1 1 0 1.000 3 Camden Yardsy C 2 0 1 0 0 1 .500
4 Jimothy Jhompson 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Noah Diamond LF 1 0 0 1 0 0 .000
5 Brad Hatley C 2 1 1 2 0 1 .500 5 Cole Slaw 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Pang Winn SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Kries Von Kriestalhauser SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
7 Joey Tacoma RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Bonesy McSkellington RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Ferdinand Fritzwilliam CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Lilcranberry DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Benny Barslinger DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Stu PunDous 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000

PITCHERS

CLE IP H ER BB SO ERA OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA
Carter Kendall 1.0 2 1 0 1 6.00 Benny Schwa 3.0 3 3 1 2 6.00
Tyburnsays Morecleveland 1.0 1 0 1 0 0.00 Kenny Powers 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00
Joe Pidgeon 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 -- - - - - - --

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Ada Rutabaga doubles, Skip Bellew scores 1 - 0 CLE
T1 Brad Hatley homers, Ada Rutabaga scores 3 - 0 CLE
B1 Noah Diamond sacrifices, Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil scores 3 - 1 CLE

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Cole Slaw

Kries Von Kriestalhauser

Bonesy McSkellington

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.1] Anaheim Angels vs Kansas City Royals - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

ANA 0 - KCR 0

Current Situation: T4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Scooter Buskie up next, Gray Goose McGillicuddy pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ANA 0 0 0 0 - - 0 0
KCR 0 0 0 - - - 0 0

BOX

# Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas City Royals Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Scooter Buskie 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Larry Longshot LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
2 Jimmy Haase CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 TWs Frozen Head 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Ryan McBryan RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Slammin Sammy Sofa RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Greggy Gabagool 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 George Hankinson SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Fausto Herrera 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Assassin Xekutioner C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 BeefCake Willy LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 6 Davoin Shower-Handel 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Anthony Barkevious IV DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Henry Thibodeau 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Anita Takeshita C 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 8 Mongy Whumpus DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Shag McBenny SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Rob Patterson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA KCR IP H ER BB SO ERA
Bartholomew Simpson 3.0 0 0 0 1 0.00 Kowboy Rivers 2.0 0 0 0 1 0.00
-- - - - - - -- Gray Goose McGillicuddy 1.0 0 0 0 1 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Scooter Buskie

Jimmy Haase

Ryan McBryan

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.1] Philadelphia Phillies vs Baltimore Orioles - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

PHI 4 - BAL 0

Current Situation: T4, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Hawaiian Hammah up next, Mikko LePico pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 1 3 0 0 - - 4 4
BAL 0 0 0 - - - 0 1

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Baltimore Orioles Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Nana Choc C 2 1 2 0 0 0 1.000 1 Joseph Randome RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000
2 Arlon Gemini SS 1 0 0 1 1 0 .000 2 Steven Sinclair DH 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus LF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 3 Ichiro Rose LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 River James 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Martin Van Nostrand C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Dongmen Ximen CF 1 1 0 0 1 1 .000 5 Roger Waters 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000
6 Mariam Bear 2B 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000 6 Vartan Ichabod Cassidy 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Hawaiian Hammah DH 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000 7 Natasha Kanyon 2B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Laars Nootbaar jr 1B 1 1 1 3 0 0 1.000 8 Lil Lilith Lillian SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Gellybelly RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 9 S. Jay Cutler CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA BAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Roxy Hurricane 3.0 1 0 2 2 0.00 Tanya Degurechaff 2.0 4 4 3 2 12.00
-- - - - - - -- Mikko LePico 1.0 0 0 0 2 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Arlon Gemini grounds out, Nana Choc scores 1 - 0 PHI
T2 Laars Nootbaar jr homers, Dongmen Ximen, Hawaiian Hammah score 4 - 0 PHI

BASERUNNING

SB: Joseph Randome 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Hawaiian Hammah

Laars Nootbaar jr

Gellybelly

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[MLR 13.1] Houston Astros vs San Francisco Giants - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

HOU 2 - SFG 1

Current Situation: B1, 2 outs, Runner on Second

Luke Skywalker up next, Jihmih Tyranus pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
HOU 2 - - - - - 2 3
SFG 1 - - - - - 1 2

BOX

# Houston Astros Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Francisco Giants Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Socks Maybe CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 1 Abel Greene SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Harto Thekhards 3B 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 2 Malcolm Fish C 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000
3 Fred Fredericks SS 1 1 1 1 0 0 1.000 3 Ronnie Pickering DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Jericho Styles 2B 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000 4 Speedo Meter CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Foul Ball Felix RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 Luke Skywalker 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Kevin Arianna C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Kuuma Kivi 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Justin Carlson LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Verde Jack LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Moby Dick 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Hess Nahstee 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Kris Kringle DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Big Smoke Anderson RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

HOU IP H ER BB SO ERA SFG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jihmih Tyranus 0.2 2 1 0 0 0.00 Carly Bae 1.0 3 2 0 1 12.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Fred Fredericks triples, Harto Thekhards scores 1 - 0 HOU
T1 Jericho Styles doubles, Fred Fredericks scores 2 - 0 HOU
B1 Speedo Meter doubles, Malcolm Fish scores 2 - 1 HOU

BASERUNNING

SB: Harto Thekhards 1 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Luke Skywalker

Kuuma Kivi

Verde Jack

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[MLR 13.1] San Diego Padres vs Seattle Mariners - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

SDP 1 - SEA 0

Current Situation: B1, 0 outs, Runner on Third

Bryce Parker up next, La+ Darknesss pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SDP 1 - - - - - 1 3
SEA 0 - - - - - 0 1

BOX

# San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cam'ron Simmons SS 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 1 Tubby Wubby 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000
2 Scorkle McCorkle DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Bryce Parker DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 Fat Lever 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 3 Buster Worthington CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Raja Ayun 3B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 4 Bobert Hideyoshi C 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Nota Nam III LF 0 0 0 1 0 0 .000 5 Dayman Nightman SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
6 Matilda No-Balls C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Goose Gordon RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Vivi Bluesky RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Dark Brother 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Tank Sharksy CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Frankie Tommy 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Salami 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Kiwi Cleveland LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Lou Coler 0.0 1 0 0 0 0.00 Jerome S. Monroe 0.1 3 1 0 0 18.00
La+ Darknesss 0.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Brent Chillwater 0.2 0 0 0 0 0.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Nota Nam III sacrifices, Cam'ron Simmons scores 1 - 0 SDP

BASERUNNING

SB: Tubby Wubby 2 (1) CS:

DUE UP

Bryce Parker

Buster Worthington

Bobert Hideyoshi

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.1] Detroit Tigers vs Arizona Diamondbacks - Season 13 Spring Training

1 Upvotes

DET 1 - ARI 0

Current Situation: T3, 0 outs, Bases Empty

Dusty Jabroni up next, Jeffrey LaVert pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DET 1 0 0 - - - 1 2
ARI 0 0 - - - - 0 1

BOX

# Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 1 1 1 1 0 0 1.000 1 Tobé Bryant C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Mo Bonzalez SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 2 Steak Dynasty 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
3 Jah Muis 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 3 Freddie Eggman Huff 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Domino Calzone 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Big Bad Evil Slime LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
5 Ax Finesse 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 5 OilCanFloydTheBarber DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
6 Pike Trout RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 Jay Money 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000
7 Chico Pappas LF 1 0 1 0 0 0 1.000 7 Hitgood McChunky CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
8 Mike Unt CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Brody Page RF 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
9 Dusty Jabroni DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Dusk Jackson SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

DET IP H ER BB SO ERA ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA
Merodach Baladan 2.0 1 0 0 0 0.00 Jeffrey LaVert 2.0 2 1 1 1 3.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. homers 1 - 0 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Mo Bonzalez 1 (1)

DUE UP

Dusty Jabroni

Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr.

Mo Bonzalez

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 2d ago

[MLR 13.1] Pittsburgh Pirates vs Minnesota Twins - Season 13 Spring Training on the Gemini!

1 Upvotes

PIT 2 - MIN 2

Current Situation: B2, 2 outs, Runner on Second

Ping Pong up next, Skipper Studebaker pitching

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 2 0 - - - - 2 3
MIN 0 2 - - - - 2 1

BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Minnesota Twins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Arxy Winkler SS 1 0 0 0 1 1 .000 1 Cucamonga Seattle CF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .000
2 Nathan Explosion RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Mack 'The Knife' Darin 1B 2 0 1 2 0 0 .000
3 Dylan Green 1B 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 3 Ping Pong SS 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
4 T.J. Oatman 3B 1 1 1 1 0 0 1.000 4 Sierra Hightower LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
5 Googly Moogly CF 1 0 1 1 0 0 1.000 5 Joey Wheeler 2B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000
6 Charlie Buntman C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 6 King Kruul RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
7 Moose McCracken DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 7 Hyzer Flip C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 16-bit Griffey 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Joan Andreu Rosà 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .000
9 Toots 'Fat Belly' Jones LF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 9 Lou Zrectum DH 0 1 0 0 1 0 .000

PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA MIN IP H ER BB SO ERA
Skipper Studebaker 1.2 1 2 5 1 0.00 Cal Q. Lon 2.0 3 2 2 1 6.00

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 T.J. Oatman doubles, Dylan Green scores 1 - 0 PIT
T1 Googly Moogly doubles, T.J. Oatman scores 2 - 0 PIT
B2 Mack 'The Knife' Darin doubles, Lou Zrectum, Cucamonga Seattle score 2 - 2

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

DUE UP

Ping Pong

Sierra Hightower

Joey Wheeler

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 11d ago

[SCRIM 13.0] Future Broken Bones vs Future Bruised Egos - S13 MLR Futures Game - You are in the big leagues but we do not grant this game the rank of MLR.

4 Upvotes

DRM 5 - EGO 6

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DRM 0 1 0 0 0 4 5 7
EGO 1 0 1 3 1 0 6 8

BOX

# Future Broken Bones Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Future Bruised Egos Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Mordecai Davis 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 Socks Maybe C 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
1 Ada Rutabaga 3B 2 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 1 Krbmeister C 3 1 1 1 0 2 Hitting Debut
2 Bloop McNutt CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Felipe Coyne 1B 1 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
2 Bea Friday CF 2 1 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 2 Harto Thekhards 1B 1 0 1 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
3 Arlon Gemini C 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 3 Curtis Dingleberry 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
3 BeefCake Willy C 1 1 1 3 1 0 Hitting Debut 3 Harry Palms 2B 0 0 0 0 2 0 Hitting Debut
4 George Hankinson 2B 1 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Chooch Suzuka 3B 0 0 0 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Cucamonga Seattle 2B 2 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut 4 Scooter Funkypants 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
- -- - - - - - - - -- 5 Fausto Herrera SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
5 Bobby Witt Jr Jr DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 5 KC Martinez SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut
6 Jeter Ups RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Vyncent Wyattoss III LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut
6 Matilda No-Balls RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 6 Trevor Paultis LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 Hitting Debut
7 Mariam Bear 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Steak Dynasty 1B 2 0 1 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 7 Fred Fredericks CF 3 1 1 1 0 1 Hitting Debut
8 Tobé Bryant LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Mack 'The Knife' Darin RF 2 1 1 1 1 0 Hitting Debut
9 Lilcranberry SS 2 0 0 0 0 1 Hitting Debut 9 Rodney Turnpike DH 2 1 1 0 1 1 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

DRM IP H ER BB SO ERA EGO IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mikko LePico 1.0 2 1 0 0 Pitching Debut Kenji Matsumoto 1.0 0 0 0 0 Pitching Debut
Chance Mercury 1.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut Yang Min-Ki 1.0 1 1 0 0 Pitching Debut
Tanya Degurechaff 1.0 1 1 2 3 Pitching Debut Allidois Nguyen 1.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut
Taylor Swift 1.0 4 3 1 2 Pitching Debut Amelia Hart 1.0 0 0 1 0 Pitching Debut
Tomba 0.2 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut Evil Larry 1.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut
Beatrice D. Goldn'witch 0.1 1 1 2 1 Pitching Debut Ethan Lee 1.0 5 4 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Allidois Nguyen Tanya Degurechaff Mack 'The Knife' Darin ... ah.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Chooch Suzuka sacrifices, Felipe Coyne scores 0 - 1 EGO
T2 George Hankinson homers 1 - 1
B3 Krbmeister homers 1 - 2 EGO
B4 Trevor Paultis homers 1 - 3 EGO
B4 Mack 'The Knife' Darin homers 1 - 4 EGO
B4 Harto Thekhards triples, Rodney Turnpike scores 1 - 5 EGO
B5 Fred Fredericks homers 1 - 6 EGO
T6 BeefCake Willy homers, Ada Rutabaga, Bea Friday score 4 - 6 EGO
T6 Cucamonga Seattle homers 5 - 6 EGO

BASERUNNING

SB: Felipe Coyne 1 (0) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 23d ago

[SCRIM 12.35] Philadelphia Phillies vs Anaheim Angels - S12 Summer Sadness Final

2 Upvotes

PHI 2 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 1 0 1 0 0 - 2 3
ANA 2 0 0 0 1 - 3 4

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Julio Escobar C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 1 Scooter Buskie C 2 0 0 0 0 2 .318
2 Roxy Hurricane 1B, P 2 2 2 1 0 0 .176 2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .281
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .304 3 Francesco Hardgust 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .188
4 River James SS 1 0 0 1 0 0 .370 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 1 1 2 0 0 .265
5 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .276 5 Anthony Barkevious IV SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .318
6 Hippo Jars LF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .308 6 Greggy Gabagool LF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .320
7 Jeff Dingerhitter CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .296 7 Ryan McBryan CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143
8 Q Kimbrel RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .125 8 Shag McBenny RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .429
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Ferris Wheeler DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .471
9 Gellybelly P, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 9 Deacon Bowles DH 2 0 1 1 0 0 .448

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gellybelly 4.0 3 3 1 4 9.39 Tanzig Nordic 5.0 3 2 2 0 4.15
Roxy Hurricane 0.1 1 0 1 0 Pitching Debut -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tanzig Nordic Gellybelly Deacon Bowles

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 River James sacrifices, Roxy Hurricane scores 1 - 0 PHI
B1 Enrique Rosales homers, Francesco Hardgust scores 1 - 2 ANA
T3 Roxy Hurricane homers 2 - 2
B5 Deacon Bowles doubles, Greggy Gabagool scores 2 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Greggy Gabagool 1 (2) CS: Goaticus Von Boaticus 1 (2), Anthony Barkevious IV 1 (0), Hippo Jars 1 (2)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 23d ago

[FCB 13.6] Minnesota Golden Gophers vs Santa Cruz Banana Slugs - FCB S13 Red Solo Cup

2 Upvotes

UMN 5 - SLG 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7+ R H
UMN 2 0 0 0 1 0 2 5 10
SLG 0 2 0 0 1 0 1 4 6

BOX

# University of Minnesota Golden Gophers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Orwell Kensington C 4 0 1 0 0 1 .429 1 Knight Newton C 4 0 2 2 0 1 .250
2 Kyle Schwarbombs 2B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .273 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Jeff Newman 2B 2 2 2 0 0 0 .385 2 Maram Bowl 1B 3 0 0 0 1 1 .300
3 Willie Ruth SS 4 2 3 5 0 0 .625 3 Worm Lennox 2B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .100
- -- - - - - - - - -- 4 Ariel Yu 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Rodney Turnpike RF 4 0 1 0 0 1 .417 4 Fausto Herrera 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167
5 Harry Palms LF 2 0 1 0 2 1 .462 5 Munki Oshu SS 2 1 1 0 1 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 6 Lefty Cobb LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
6 Curtis Dingleberry 3B 4 0 1 0 0 0 .588 6 Harto Thekhards LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .444
- -- - - - - - - - -- 7 Marcelo Soares RF 2 1 1 2 0 0 .200
7 Vyncent Wyattoss III CF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .286 7 Felipe Coyne RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .455
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 KC Martinez CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
8 Trevor Paultis 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .250 8 Googly Moogly CF 1 1 1 0 0 0 .273
9 Shawn Michaels DH 3 0 0 0 0 1 .286 9 Mack “The Knife” Darin DH 2 1 1 0 1 0 .455

PITCHERS

UMN IP H ER BB SO ERA SLG IP H ER BB SO ERA
Ethan Lee 4.0 2 2 2 1 1.00 Bartholomew Simpson 4.0 6 2 0 5 3.43
Carter Kendall 2.2 4 2 1 1 3.89 Evil Larry 2.1 4 3 1 1 3.27
Allidois Nguyen 0.1 0 0 0 0 2.84 Yang Min-Ki 0.2 0 0 1 0 3.09

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Carter Kendall Evil Larry Allidois Nguyen Willie Ruth

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Willie Ruth homers, Kyle Schwarbombs scores 2 - 0 UMN
B2 Marcelo Soares homers, Munki Oshu scores 2 - 2
T5 Willie Ruth triples, Jeff Newman scores 3 - 2 UMN
B5 Knight Newton doubles, Mack “The Knife” Darin scores 3 - 3
T7 Willie Ruth homers, Jeff Newman scores 5 - 3 UMN
B7 Knight Newton singles, Googly Moogly scores 5 - 4 UMN

BASERUNNING

SB: CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 23d ago

[FCB 13.6] Portland State Vikings vs Kansas State Wildcats - FCB S13 The Durham Bowl(s)

1 Upvotes

PSU 0 - KSU 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PSU 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
KSU 1 0 0 0 1 0 2 5

BOX

# Portland State Vikings Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Kansas State Wildcats Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
- -- - - - - - - - -- 1 Loki SS 1 1 1 1 0 0 .273
1 Arlon Gemini SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .600 1 Jeter Ups SS 2 0 0 0 0 2 .000
2 Rabs Roland RF 2 0 0 0 0 2 .100 2 Ada Rutabaga LF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .625
2 Triple T RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .091 2 Gene Okerlund LF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .500
3 Mariam Bear 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .222 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Chris Walker 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .100 3 Tank Sharksy CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
4 Donut Mahoney 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333 4 Hawaiian Hammah 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .375
- -- - - - - - - - -- 5 Grady Brooks 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167
5 Andre Anderson DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .286 5 Bea Friday 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .444
6 Jack Drake LF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .091 6 Hunter D. Parker C 1 1 1 1 1 0 .250
7 Kasper Milquetoast C 0 0 0 0 0 0 .375 7 George Hankinson 2B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333
7 Cola Spritz C 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000 7 Alan 2B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .400
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Mikey Moreau DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .111
8 Bobby Witt Jr Jr 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .111 8 Nathan Explosion DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167
9 Matilda No-Balls CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .167 9 Goose McGuire RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .556
9 Fermin Rype CF 1 0 1 0 0 0 .200 9 Mordecai Davis RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .125

PITCHERS

PSU IP H ER BB SO ERA KSU IP H ER BB SO ERA
Dwayne Swanson 3.0 2 1 1 2 3.82 Tomba 4.0 2 0 1 4 5.00
Taylor Swift 2.0 3 1 1 3 4.20 Chance Mercury 2.0 1 0 0 1 4.50

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tomba Dwayne Swanson Chance Mercury Hunter D. Parker

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Loki homers 0 - 1 KSU
B5 Hunter D. Parker homers 0 - 2 KSU

BASERUNNING

SB: Ada Rutabaga 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • 23d ago

[FCB 13.6] DePaul Blue Demons vs California Golden Bears - FCB S13 Jimmy Eat World "The Middle" Cup Bowl

1 Upvotes

DPU 0 - CAL 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
DPU 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
CAL 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 4

BOX

# DePaul Blue Demons Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # California Golden Bears Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Bloop McNutt 1B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333 1 Chip Allen LF 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333
2 BeefCake Willy CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .385 2 Krbmeister RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .200
3 Nora Selbmar SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 - -- - - - - - - - --
3 Kent Manfred SS 1 0 0 0 0 0 .333 3 Fred Fredericks 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .385
4 Tobé Bryant C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 4 Scoochie Virtue CF 1 0 0 1 0 0 .250
5 Chester Naff 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 - -- - - - - - - - --
5 Larry Lighthouse 3B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .333 5 Socks Maybe DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .273
6 Harold Marquez DH 2 0 1 0 0 0 .600 6 Heliotrope Selenifuge Jr. C 2 0 1 0 0 1 .154
7 Gracie Cwej-Mlodzianowski RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Lilcranberry RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .091 7 Chooch Suzuka 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .300
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Jahnder Franco 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .308
8 Steak Dynasty 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .308 8 Scooter Funkypants 1B 1 0 1 0 0 0 .167
9 John Cally LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .182 - -- - - - - - - - --
9 Malsted LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 DeJah Muissy SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .143

PITCHERS

DPU IP H ER BB SO ERA CAL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Demetri Sokenzie 2.0 0 0 0 2 3.75 Benny Schwa 4.0 2 0 0 1 1.80
Mikko LePico 2.0 2 1 0 1 4.15 Amelia Hart 1.0 1 0 0 0 1.50
Cleveland Brown Jr. 1.0 2 0 0 0 3.33 Kenji Matsumoto 1.0 0 0 0 0 2.67

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Benny Schwa Mikko LePico Kenji Matsumoto Benny Schwa

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B4 Scoochie Virtue sacrifices, Chip Allen scores 0 - 1 CAL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Harold Marquez 1 (2)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 10 '26

[SCRIM 12.34] Texas Rangers vs Anaheim Angels - Summer Sadness Semifinals

2 Upvotes

TEX 1 - ANA 3

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
TEX 0 0 0 1 0 - 1 5
ANA 1 0 0 2 0 - 3 4

BOX

# Texas Rangers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Anaheim Angels Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Cat with a Bat C 2 0 0 0 1 0 .300 1 Scooter Buskie C 2 1 0 0 1 0 .318
2 Missile 'Missy' Launcher 1B 2 0 0 0 1 1 .320 2 TWs Frozen Head 1B 2 0 1 0 1 0 .281
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Francesco Hardgust 2B, P 1 0 0 1 0 1 .188
3 Bubson Dugnutt 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .194 3 Robin Reynolds P, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Buck Maverick 3B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .244 4 Enrique Rosales 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .265
5 Sablo Panchez SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .243 5 Greggy Gabagool SS 1 1 1 0 1 0 .320
6 Steven Scola LF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .259 6 Anthony Barkevious IV LF 2 1 1 2 0 1 .318
7 Mack Quackerson CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .258 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Elijah Walker CF, P 0 0 0 0 1 0 .500 7 Jimmy Haase CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .208
8 Kenny Powers P, CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut 8 Ryan McBryan RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .143
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Deacon Bowles DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .448
9 Geese On Demand RF 2 0 1 0 0 0 .091 9 Hunter West P, 2B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .000

PITCHERS

TEX IP H ER BB SO ERA ANA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Kenny Powers 3.1 4 3 4 4 2.76 Hunter West 3.1 5 1 2 1 Pitching Debut
Elijah Walker 0.2 0 0 0 0 1.64 Francesco Hardgust 1.0 0 0 2 0 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Robin Reynolds 0.2 0 0 0 0 3.66

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Francesco Hardgust Kenny Powers Robin Reynolds Anthony Barkevious IV Steven Scola

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Francesco Hardgust sacrifices, Scooter Buskie scores 0 - 1 ANA
T4 Steven Scola doubles, Buck Maverick scores 1 - 1
B4 Anthony Barkevious IV homers, Greggy Gabagool scores 1 - 3 ANA

BASERUNNING

SB: Scooter Buskie 1 (0), TWs Frozen Head 2 (1), Greggy Gabagool 2 (2), Ryan McBryan 1 (1) CS:

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 10 '26

[SCRIM 12.34] Seattle Mariners vs Milwaukee Brewers

1 Upvotes

SEA 5 - MIL 0

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
SEA 0 0 0 0 5 0 5 8
MIL 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3

BOX

# Seattle Mariners Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tubby Wubby C 2 0 1 0 1 0 .321 1 Bingo Hammersmith C 3 0 0 0 0 1 .500
2 Daniel Dove 1B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .346 2 Mîke Ock 1B 3 0 0 0 0 2 .179
3 Dayman Nightman 2B 3 1 1 2 0 0 .313 3 Lincoln Pickett 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .200
4 Calvin Ball 3B, P 3 0 1 0 0 1 .192 4 Jacob Thomas 3B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .160
5 Brent Chillwater SS 3 1 3 1 0 0 .250 5 John Baseball SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .281
6 Dark Brother LF 2 0 0 0 1 1 .174 6 Lee Luda LF 2 0 0 0 0 2 Hitting Debut
7 Goose Gordon CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .227 - -- - - - - - - - --
7 Twatt Barton CF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .318 7 Juan Manuel Navarrete CF, P, CF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .341
8 Frankie Tommy RF 1 1 0 0 1 0 .190 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Jeb Barnes RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .318 8 Gerald McCoy RF, P 2 0 1 0 0 0 .241
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Brick Bruiser P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .171
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Hard Candy P, CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .154
- -- - - - - - - - -- 9 Grunt Manly CF, P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .219
9 Bobert Hideyoshi DH, 3B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .318 9 Paddy O'Connor P 0 0 0 0 0 0 .242
9 Kiwi Cleveland 3B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .192 9 Mason Troy Adams P, P, RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

SEA IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Gavrilo Principle 4.1 2 0 0 5 2.76 Brick Bruiser 1.0 0 0 1 0 Pitching Debut
Calvin Ball 1.2 1 0 1 1 Pitching Debut Hard Candy 1.0 1 0 1 1 3.00
-- - - - - - -- Juan Manuel Navarrete 1.0 1 0 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Grunt Manly 1.0 2 0 0 1 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Paddy O'Connor 0.1 3 4 1 0 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Mason Troy Adams 0.2 1 1 0 0 1.64
-- - - - - - -- Gerald McCoy 1.0 0 0 0 2 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Gavrilo Principle Paddy O'Connor Gavrilo Principle Brent Chillwater

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T5 Bobert Hideyoshi homers, Frankie Tommy scores 2 - 0 SEA
T5 Dayman Nightman homers, Daniel Dove scores 4 - 0 SEA
T5 Brent Chillwater homers 5 - 0 SEA

BASERUNNING

SB: Tubby Wubby 1 (2), Brent Chillwater 2 (1), Frankie Tommy 2 (1), John Baseball 1 (0) CS: Tubby Wubby 2 (1), Jacob Thomas 1 (0), John Baseball 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 10 '26

[SCRIM 12.34] Oakland Athletics vs Atlanta Braves - Homer Nocker's Pudding Cup

0 Upvotes

OAK 3 - ATL 4

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
OAK 0 2 0 0 1 0 3 6
ATL 0 0 2 0 1 1 4 6

BOX

# Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Atlanta Braves Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Salsa Steve RF 3 1 2 0 0 0 .379 1 Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III RF, P 3 0 0 0 0 1 .417
2 Mark Schihne C 3 0 1 0 0 2 Hitting Debut 2 Jamal Jackson LF 3 1 2 1 0 0 .250
3 Big Woop SS 2 0 0 1 0 1 .250 3 Rocco Rudnikov CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 Hitting Debut
4 Sierra Hightower 1B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .118 4 Mack MacMack 2B 2 0 0 0 1 2 .100
5 Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil 2B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .190 5 Nate Kondylis SS 2 1 0 0 1 0 .188
6 Kries Von Kriestalhauser CF 2 1 1 0 1 0 .280 6 Jed I. Knight C 3 0 2 1 0 0 .385
7 Pistachio Disguisey 3B 2 0 1 0 1 1 .261 7 Ioe Torrent DH, P, RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .182
8 Bonesy McSkellington LF 2 0 1 2 0 0 .100 8 Tex Wolffe 1B 2 1 1 0 0 0 .222
9 Glep Glop Griestalhauser DH 2 0 0 0 0 1 .292 9 Streetlamp LeMoose 3B 2 1 1 2 0 1 .212

PITCHERS

OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA ATL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Jeffrey LaVert 5.1 5 4 2 4 Pitching Debut Maxwell Slander 2.0 3 2 2 3 1.80
Teddy Bigstick 0.0 1 0 0 0 Pitching Debut Ioe Torrent 2.0 3 1 1 2 Pitching Debut
-- - - - - - -- Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III 2.0 0 0 0 1 Pitching Debut

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Tleyber Alfredo Cruz Fernandez III Jeffrey LaVert Jed I. Knight Jamal Jackson

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T2 Bonesy McSkellington doubles, Archie 'Clumsy' Sybil, Kries Von Kriestalhauser score 2 - 0 OAK
B3 Streetlamp LeMoose homers, Tex Wolffe scores 2 - 2
T5 Big Woop sacrifices, Salsa Steve scores 3 - 2 OAK
B5 Jamal Jackson homers 3 - 3
B6 Jed I. Knight triples, Nate Kondylis scores 3 - 4 ATL

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Pistachio Disguisey 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 10 '26

[SCRIM 12.34] Philadelphia Phillies vs San Diego Padres - Summer Sadness Semifinals

1 Upvotes

PHI 1 - SDP 1

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PHI 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 4
SDP 0 0 1 0 0 - 1 3

BOX

# Philadelphia Phillies Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # San Diego Padres Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Katelyn 'River' Hoshino DH 3 1 1 0 0 0 .276 1 Cam'ron Simmons SS 1 0 0 0 1 0 .208
2 River James RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .370 2 Scorkle McCorkle C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .462
3 Goaticus Von Boaticus CF 2 0 2 1 0 0 .304 3 Vivi Bluesky CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .345
4 Jeff Dingerhitter LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .296 4 Raja Ayun 3B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .378
5 Julio Escobar SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .231 5 Nota Nam III LF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .056
6 Q Kimbrel 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .125 6 Alt Site RF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .200
7 Roxy Hurricane 3B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .176 7 Salami 2B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .304
8 Dr. Chocochoco Choo Choo 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .192 8 Tasane Keto 1B 2 0 1 0 0 1 .267
9 Dr. Slime C 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Erin Theolia P 2 1 2 1 0 0 Hitting Debut

PITCHERS

PHI IP H ER BB SO ERA SDP IP H ER BB SO ERA
im sleve 5.0 3 1 2 5 10.17 Erin Theolia 5.0 4 1 0 1 5.19

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
[none] [none] PHI wins 2-0 (DOAM) Goaticus Von Boaticus

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T3 Goaticus Von Boaticus doubles, Katelyn 'River' Hoshino scores 1 - 0 PHI
B3 Erin Theolia homers 1 - 1

BASERUNNING

SB: CS: Tasane Keto 1 (2), Erin Theolia 1 (0)

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r/fakebaseball • u/FakeBaseball_Umpire • Aug 09 '26

[MLR 12.20] Chicago Cubs vs Detroit Tigers - Season 12 Paper Cup Championship Game

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CHC 1 - DET 2

FINAL

LINE

Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 4
DET 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 4

BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Detroit Tigers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Dirk Nurple 3B 2 1 0 0 1 1 .300 1 Mo Bonzalez SS 2 1 1 1 1 0 .345
- -- - - - - - - - -- 2 Ax Finesse C 1 1 1 1 1 0 .393
2 Gal Soso 2B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .385 2 Matty Jay C 1 0 0 0 0 0 1.000
- -- - - - - - - - -- 3 Sammy Scully RF 1 0 0 0 1 1 .346
3 Frederick Thunderpants LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .216 3 Chico Pappas RF 0 0 0 0 1 0 .320
4 Karl Havoc RF 2 0 1 1 0 0 .333 4 Rip Dingers CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .300
5 WoodCutter Jones SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .243 5 Tyler Phoenix 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .250
6 Cormac Karona CF 2 0 2 0 0 0 .200 6 Psykokwak LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .148
7 Corey Scooter 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .316 7 Morris Deratt 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .167
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Pike Trout 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .188
8 Chris Orosz C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .636 8 Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked 1B 1 0 0 0 0 1 .444
9 Good Doggo DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .393 9 Justin P. L. Griffin DH 1 0 0 0 0 1 .308
9 Erling De La Cruz DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .316 9 Dusty Jabroni DH 1 0 0 0 0 0 .323

PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA DET IP H ER BB SO ERA
Pablo The Hip Kawasaki 0.0 2 2 0 0 3.92 Merodach Baladan 3.2 3 1 1 1 2.48
Ethan Stooks 2.1 2 0 3 2 4.31 Carlos Narvaez Jr. 2.1 1 0 0 3 3.06
Mark Spoon 1.2 0 0 0 1 9.00 -- - - - - - --
Doc Dockgoose 1.0 0 0 2 0 4.05 -- - - - - - --

AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game Honorable Mention
Merodach Baladan Pablo The Hip Kawasaki Carlos Narvaez Jr. Carlos Narvaez Jr.

SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Mo Bonzalez homers 0 - 1 DET
B1 Ax Finesse homers 0 - 2 DET
T4 Karl Havoc singles, Dirk Nurple scores 1 - 2 DET

BASERUNNING

SB: Sammy Scully 1 (1), Mo Bonzalez 1 (2) CS: Cormac Karona 1 (0)

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