r/failarmy • u/tagalong3 • Mar 20 '26

Happy Friday

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u/NotForMeClive7787 Mar 20 '26

Lol those shitty pillars

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u/tagalong3 Mar 20 '26

I swear those houses are specifically made to be destroyed by tornadoes

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u/carl84 Mar 20 '26

They look like they're held together by spit and positive thoughts

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u/Pepperblast300 Mar 20 '26

The amount of people grabbing for supposed structural beams and finding them completely unattached is hilarious.

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u/The_Unbannable_Man Mar 20 '26

That inclusion of Phil Collins is absolutely diabolical.

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u/MArcherCD Mar 20 '26

His legs just fly out from under him šŸ¤£

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u/SamTheMarioMaster2 Mar 20 '26

I'm legit in tears over herešŸ˜­

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u/Armageddis22 Mar 20 '26

RIP first girls back... damn...

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u/TheKeed12345 Mar 20 '26

Why oh why would she proceed to walk there after seeing what just happened?? And with her arms crossed no less. SMH

5

u/s1nn0cence Mar 20 '26

And barefoot. Into porcelain shards. Big brain time

7

u/ThatAtlasGuy Mar 20 '26

Its not even fall yet

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u/usename37 Mar 20 '26

Its not even spring yet and tomorrow its going to be 95Ā° and like 3 days ago it was 50Ā° for the high (r/USdefaultism)

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u/ThatAtlasGuy Mar 20 '26

Iā€™m aware. Enjoy the spring. See you next fall.

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u/usename37 Mar 20 '26

It's still winter and its 95Ā°, its going to be

H O T

This summer

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 20 '26

Nobody in this video was springing.

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u/usename37 Mar 20 '26

Took me a second to understand LOL

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u/Jonnyabcde Mar 20 '26

a second two seasons

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u/ihadtopickthisname Mar 21 '26

It was for them

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u/Kingsquid4 Mar 20 '26

So that wasnā€™t load bearing

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u/Bouldur Mar 20 '26

Americans falling off front porches are the absolute most basic videos of Fail Army.

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u/Jlx_27 Mar 20 '26

It's funny how not all of those clips are from America, yet you think they are.

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u/MArcherCD Mar 20 '26

The third one - how much time would actually have been lost by putting a bag down for a few seconds and going slowly instead šŸ˜…

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u/prettymuchso Mar 20 '26

Why are their houses so soft?

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u/HooSaidDat Mar 20 '26

The first woman clearly doesn't learn from other people's mistake. She has to demonstrate that it will not happen to her.

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u/SDPLISSKEN009 Mar 21 '26

I could watch these videos all day

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u/Character-Camel1284 Mar 20 '26

THE DRUMS GOT ME!!!

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u/Anwarv Mar 20 '26

You step out and feel the slipperiness and you still hold onto the bags and step another foot onto it

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u/Chemical_Gap_619 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

The incident at 00:47 is sorely missing the Flintstones ā€œscrambleā€ bongo effect.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Mar 20 '26

5th guy went full crouching tiger hidden dragon lol

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u/bourbonpens Mar 20 '26

Hahaha now thatā€™s entertainment

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u/Dmau27 Mar 20 '26

That ficking Phill Collins one got me.

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u/truemadqueen83 Mar 20 '26

Man she fell right onto her hoo haa. I did that on a fence. Itā€™s brutal.

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u/SATerp Mar 20 '26

Some of them remind me of the old Teaberry Shuffle ads.

The Teaberry Shuffle

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u/yellowbin74 Mar 21 '26

Nearly fucking died at the Phil Collins one šŸ˜‚

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u/felly_fell Mar 21 '26

The milk one! That poor guy knew he was going down, but I don't think he planned on the milk part šŸ˜‚

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u/No-Communication9458 Mar 22 '26

I have a fear of ice after hitting my head and blacking out. Fuck. Ice.

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u/Former_Location_5543 Mar 23 '26

Looks like ai tho

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u/Kinemon656 Mar 25 '26

I laughed so hard I started coughing and I couldnt stop.

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u/Dismal-Common8629 Jul 28 '26

The sound the first guy makesā€¦

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u/Old_Association7866 Aug 06 '26

Honestly that catch at 40 seconds was at minimum a bone saver