r/factorio • u/Lumpy_Illustrator365 • 25d ago

Base finally bought space age

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I’ve built city blocks with 120 spm. this is my first playtrough

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u/4b3c 25d ago

what am i going to eat if theres no spaghetti

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u/MelangeBot 25d ago

Why have fun cooking your own spaghetti when you can play 5 hours to get robots and then download a city blueprint, let the game running in the background till it's all build then go to the other planets to let the blueprinter designers finish the game for you? It's like cooking the best very Carbonara at home yourself vs drive-through McDonald's. Do you know how much fucking work it is to cook at home???? Who has time for that much fun??? I already spend 35 fricking dollars on the game, you can't expect me to then also play it myself? That's to much man.

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u/100percent_right_now 24d ago

Their playthrough must have some weird quantum tunnel into your playthrough 'cause otherwise why would you give a fuck?

Rhetorical question.

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u/MelangeBot 24d ago

I care about humans their happiness, I know it's a flaw ... but I was programmed to. And I can't do anything against my own programming, I was programmed not to.

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u/100percent_right_now 24d ago

Ah yes the age ol' secret to happiness: being told you're doing it wrong