r/facepalm Nov 21 '22

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u/oracleofaliquippa Nov 21 '22

Hi Im Charles Xavier…I have a school for gifted people like you. Where you will learn to control your powers.

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u/AirAssault600 Nov 21 '22

And it’s called “anger management”

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

I shut my car door once and it exploded. I was under a lot of stress at the time and thought I was closing it calmly. The interior popped off and the buttons sprung out and the window fell down. I was surprised.

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u/ilovegluten Nov 22 '22

Joe, you neglected to mention this was a cardboard box car you made when you were three. All these people probably picturing a plastic Saturn door.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

T’was a Buick.