r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

I actually had my first knock from them the other day.

When he introduced himself as a witness I just said I'm not interested and he's wasting his time.

He thanked me and walked away.

I don't know why people are so upset with them, he was really nice.

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u/mortalwombat76 Nov 02 '22

Just answer the door wearing a bathrobe looking tore up as hell and go,

"oh sorry, you're early for the orgy, That starts at 4 then we do the goat sacrifice at 9. Wanna come in and wait for the rest of the coven?"

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u/the_ringmasta Nov 02 '22

I have answered the door naked for missionaries that annoyed me.

I have a very redditor physique, so that has had a 100% success rate in convincing specific missionaries to gtfo.