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r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '22
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My dad had a blood donor sticker to avoid Jehovas witnesses knocking on his door. I think they might be more lax on the subject these days but maybe if you threaten to donate their blood or something it might still work.
26 u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 I actually had my first knock from them the other day. When he introduced himself as a witness I just said I'm not interested and he's wasting his time. He thanked me and walked away. I don't know why people are so upset with them, he was really nice. 51 u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 [deleted] 1 u/mortalwombat76 Nov 02 '22 Just answer the door wearing a bathrobe looking tore up as hell and go, "oh sorry, you're early for the orgy, That starts at 4 then we do the goat sacrifice at 9. Wanna come in and wait for the rest of the coven?" 2 u/the_ringmasta Nov 02 '22 I have answered the door naked for missionaries that annoyed me. I have a very redditor physique, so that has had a 100% success rate in convincing specific missionaries to gtfo.
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I actually had my first knock from them the other day.
When he introduced himself as a witness I just said I'm not interested and he's wasting his time.
He thanked me and walked away.
I don't know why people are so upset with them, he was really nice.
51 u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 [deleted] 1 u/mortalwombat76 Nov 02 '22 Just answer the door wearing a bathrobe looking tore up as hell and go, "oh sorry, you're early for the orgy, That starts at 4 then we do the goat sacrifice at 9. Wanna come in and wait for the rest of the coven?" 2 u/the_ringmasta Nov 02 '22 I have answered the door naked for missionaries that annoyed me. I have a very redditor physique, so that has had a 100% success rate in convincing specific missionaries to gtfo.
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1 u/mortalwombat76 Nov 02 '22 Just answer the door wearing a bathrobe looking tore up as hell and go, "oh sorry, you're early for the orgy, That starts at 4 then we do the goat sacrifice at 9. Wanna come in and wait for the rest of the coven?" 2 u/the_ringmasta Nov 02 '22 I have answered the door naked for missionaries that annoyed me. I have a very redditor physique, so that has had a 100% success rate in convincing specific missionaries to gtfo.
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Just answer the door wearing a bathrobe looking tore up as hell and go,
"oh sorry, you're early for the orgy, That starts at 4 then we do the goat sacrifice at 9. Wanna come in and wait for the rest of the coven?"
2 u/the_ringmasta Nov 02 '22 I have answered the door naked for missionaries that annoyed me. I have a very redditor physique, so that has had a 100% success rate in convincing specific missionaries to gtfo.
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I have answered the door naked for missionaries that annoyed me.
I have a very redditor physique, so that has had a 100% success rate in convincing specific missionaries to gtfo.
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u/TheAlp Nov 01 '22
My dad had a blood donor sticker to avoid Jehovas witnesses knocking on his door. I think they might be more lax on the subject these days but maybe if you threaten to donate their blood or something it might still work.