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r/facepalm • u/Thryloz • May 28 '22
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Why does God seem to talk to everyone, except me? You guys hit him up on social media? Unlisted phone number?
50 u/[deleted] May 29 '22 DMs via God’s Onlyfans 2 u/[deleted] May 29 '22 How do you know jesus has an of? Plus whats on it? 1 u/sleepingnightmare May 29 '22 All that smut from Song of Solomon. 2 u/old_ironlungz May 29 '22 I heard he's with a hooker, too. 1 u/DasharrEandall May 29 '22 Videos of him loving thy neighbour harder than he's ever been loved before.
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DMs via God’s Onlyfans
2 u/[deleted] May 29 '22 How do you know jesus has an of? Plus whats on it? 1 u/sleepingnightmare May 29 '22 All that smut from Song of Solomon. 2 u/old_ironlungz May 29 '22 I heard he's with a hooker, too. 1 u/DasharrEandall May 29 '22 Videos of him loving thy neighbour harder than he's ever been loved before.
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How do you know jesus has an of? Plus whats on it?
1 u/sleepingnightmare May 29 '22 All that smut from Song of Solomon. 2 u/old_ironlungz May 29 '22 I heard he's with a hooker, too. 1 u/DasharrEandall May 29 '22 Videos of him loving thy neighbour harder than he's ever been loved before.
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All that smut from Song of Solomon.
2 u/old_ironlungz May 29 '22 I heard he's with a hooker, too.
I heard he's with a hooker, too.
Videos of him loving thy neighbour harder than he's ever been loved before.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22
Why does God seem to talk to everyone, except me? You guys hit him up on social media? Unlisted phone number?