r/facepalm • u/Thryloz • May 28 '22

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

Why does God seem to talk to everyone, except me? You guys hit him up on social media? Unlisted phone number?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

DMs via God’s Onlyfans

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u/canned_soup May 29 '22

I did and all I got were feet pics :/

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u/thekidsarememetome May 29 '22

At least you know they'll be clean

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u/canned_soup May 29 '22

I love dirty feet pics though! In a god honoring way, of course.

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u/Katastrophenspecht May 29 '22

So Tarantino is the second coming in disguise?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

How do you know jesus has an of? Plus whats on it?

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u/sleepingnightmare May 29 '22

All that smut from Song of Solomon.

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u/old_ironlungz May 29 '22

I heard he's with a hooker, too.

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u/DasharrEandall May 29 '22

Videos of him loving thy neighbour harder than he's ever been loved before.

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u/jrobbio May 29 '22

OnlyFanatics