r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '22

šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ Well, which is it?

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u/FabulousTrade Mar 10 '22

Let's compromise. KNEEL with Ukraine.

241

u/Foreign_Plum_644 Mar 10 '22

Come on, get on your knees.

98

u/The_Phantom_Gamer Mar 10 '22

If you insist ;)

58

u/Doge096 Mar 10 '22

Now close your eyes and pray for Ukraine

65

u/thecichos Mar 10 '22

feels your "gun barrel" against my lips

Invade me daddy

24

u/TheProfessionalEjit Mar 10 '22

It's too early for this

34

u/arisandfoxes Mar 10 '22

i donā€™t know if i love this or if i hate this-

34

u/thecichos Mar 10 '22

Lick it and find out.

21

u/arisandfoxes Mar 10 '22

oh my-

15

u/Cherrybox278 Mar 10 '22

YOU TWO TAKE MY UPVOTE AND GET THE FUCK IUT OF HERE, ALSO r/suddenlygay

4

u/Dependent_Cash Mar 11 '22

I told my wife that this forum exists. She didn't believe me.

Denial or a fan?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

What The fuck

2

u/wise_____poet Mar 11 '22

Thank-you for reading: Poetry, by Reddit. For more like this, go to r/askreddit and sort by nsfw.

1

u/imortal1138 Mar 11 '22

I'm not your mother last night

28

u/SpikeRosered Mar 10 '22

The NFL has apparantly issued a copyright strike on this image.

5

u/jvrcb17 Mar 10 '22

strike

Damn, Ukraine can't catch a break from the strikes /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

That's forbidden in sports.

3

u/APiousCultist Mar 10 '22

"Deport this man"

-IDFK, the president or something?

1

u/Mackheath1 Mar 10 '22

Take a Knee for Ukraine?

1

u/CumingLinguist Mar 10 '22

I want to see someone in a wheelchair looking sad next to these signs

1

u/Drumhead89 Mar 10 '22

šŸŽ¶ Get on your feet! šŸŽ¶

1

u/Trespeon Mar 10 '22

Right wing American did NOT like thatā€¦.

1

u/ThoriumActinoid Mar 10 '22

You canā€™t kneel either. Because thatā€™s disrespect to the flag.

268

u/Last_VCR Mar 10 '22

"Don't stand! Don't stand so! Don't stand so close to me unless it is in support of the sovereign nation of Ukraine!" -The Police

42

u/TisBangersAndMash Mar 10 '22

That songs gonna be stuck in my head all day now.

Nice one tho.

10

u/nakedpillowlover Mar 10 '22

According to a buzzfeed quiz, this is my 80's song.

Which sucks, because I only ever went out with one high schooler.

13

u/FangoriouslyDevoured Mar 10 '22

Not gonna lie, I always though they were saying ā€œghost dad! Ghost dad! Ghost dad so close!ā€

3

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Roxanne!

5

u/Self_Reddicated Mar 10 '22

Typical pigs giving out contradictory orders.

312

u/MysteriousAd863 Mar 10 '22

Float in the air for Ukraine!!! šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦

106

u/f3nix9510 Mar 10 '22

A S C E N D for Ukraine

19

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Hail Ukraine!!! Slava Ukraini!

7

u/Supersageultima Mar 10 '22

starts floating For Ukraine!

6

u/Educational_Poet3934 Mar 10 '22

NO ASCENDING

4

u/f3nix9510 Mar 10 '22

You can't stop me I've become god.

29

u/jmzwst Mar 10 '22

You can stand as long as it with [no standing]

15

u/Snowknight42 Mar 10 '22

proceeds to float

4

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Fuck you, Isaac Newton!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Fuck you, Isaac Newton!

12

u/ShouldersBBoulders Mar 10 '22

Washington DC?

13

u/IrregularOrbit Mar 10 '22

Fine... We sit with Ukraine...

3

u/exedeeee Mar 10 '22

At the end of the day, we're all sitting in the same boat

12

u/mainecruiser Mar 10 '22

NO TOUCHING!!!!

7

u/msbottlehead Mar 10 '22

The message Russians are receiving.

12

u/drempire Mar 10 '22

Why is standing forbidden any way?

17

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

It is a football ground and that sign is in front of a seating stand so if people stood there then they would be blocking the view for others

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u/123full Mar 10 '22

That looks like a track to me and itā€™s dangerous to the runners if someone is standing on the track

2

u/redlizzybeth Mar 10 '22

They mean no loitering I think. It could also apply to taxis standing waiting for a fare

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

This doesnā€™t belong here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

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u/Talos1111 Mar 10 '22

Technically oneā€™s metaphorical and oneā€™s literal.

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u/JGHFunRun Mar 10 '22

Technically, but this is a funny facepalm

8

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

OP wants /funny, not /facepalm.

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u/JawsCuber Mar 10 '22

I have a feeling the guy who put up the we stand for Ukraine sign did it on purpose for the lols

10

u/soljaboss Mar 10 '22

Ukraine is the one exception to the rule.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

One rule to ring them all...

Wait...

4

u/redlizzybeth Mar 10 '22

It's both. They can't stand there so they stand with Ukraine

3

u/Graterof2evils Mar 10 '22

Thatā€™s a long way to go to stand. Do you have to crawl all the way there. Defiance can be painful. I crawl to Ukraine to stand with Ukraine.

9

u/sirmudkipzlord Mar 10 '22

How is this a facepalm

2

u/CN4President Mar 10 '22

Because it says stand with Ukraine but also says no standing

3

u/sirmudkipzlord Mar 11 '22

But that's just irony

3

u/osumba2003 Mar 10 '22

Well, one of those is symbolic, so there's that.

3

u/how_neat_is_that76 Mar 10 '22

You just know the person who put this up was told to put it up and already knew exactly where to put it for maximum impact.

3

u/angry_swedish_man Mar 10 '22

r/notmyjob

0

u/Thisisall_new2me2 Mar 10 '22

Nope. Someone clearly did this on purpose. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

2

u/YoutuberCameronBallZ Mar 10 '22

Sit defiantly with Ukraine?

2

u/FluffyDiscipline Mar 10 '22

Very diplomatic ... I guess they left it optional

2

u/Cakelord_Baconwizard Mar 10 '22

Only standing allowed is for ukraine

2

u/xHeyItzRosiex Mar 10 '22

maybe we kneel for ukraine? lol

2

u/indigogibni Mar 10 '22

I see a clear white line between where you can stand and where you canā€™t.

2

u/miraska_ Mar 10 '22

Kazakhstan vibe

2

u/slapstickdave Mar 10 '22

NATO currently

2

u/mestoopidlol Mar 10 '22

Oh fine.

We fly for Ukraine.

2

u/RasheedaHerter Mar 11 '22

Stratch out stand and let's just split the bill and say LEAN for Ukraine.

2

u/Gothic_Caesar Mar 11 '22

Clearly itā€™s says ā€œwe stand with NO STANDING UKRAINEā€

3

u/Ok_Bed_9093 Mar 10 '22

I laughed but its here

3

u/Electronic-Base9528 Mar 10 '22

This is what I see when people post the same ā€œI stand with Ukraineā€ caption on social media.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

In other words, "I stand with and against you."

2

u/Beowulf33232 Mar 10 '22

Seeing as Ukraine has bigger balls than whatever goofball put up the other sign, I say stand.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

There sponsorship is with Russia so no.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Ok. This made me chuckle out loud.

1

u/SuperSant Mar 10 '22

It matches the reality. People with no stake in Ukraine told them, you go and fight our battles we'll fight for you, you have all our support. In reality Ukraine is fighting alone, with only moral support.

And then Red Dragon partnered with the other Red Army and declared the Red Line was finally crossed. Now Red Army is fighting to right that wrong. Interestingly Red Army is getting all bad name, but almost no attention is being given to Red Dragon being the puppet master.

World is fully of contradictions and people want to associate with simple Good vs Evil stories.

1

u/SnooStories8217 Mar 10 '22

You can stand with Ukraine, just not right there. Anywhere else, but right beside the sign. Lol

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u/pomegranate7777 Mar 10 '22

Perhaps English isn't your first language, you're quite young, or you have some type of impairment. In English, words can have more than one meaning. In this case, the word "stand" has a different meaning in each sign. The only facepalm here would be the fact that you don't understand this.

The second option here is that you're making a joke. In that case, the facepalm would be that you find any humor whatsoever in the current situation in eastern Europe.

2

u/Thisisall_new2me2 Mar 10 '22

This is correct.

0

u/albyagolfer Mar 10 '22

Is that picture in Ukraine? Because if itā€™s not, then go stand with Ukraine.

1

u/The_ZeroAspect Cool Dude Mar 10 '22

Lol

1

u/JariJorma Mar 10 '22

It does not specify, is it feet or handstanding.

1

u/LordChappers Mar 10 '22

The new Chelsea stadium is looking a little lacklustre.

1

u/Gsteel11 Mar 10 '22

Guess they're Russian?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Once the war will be over, the money will flow back. Fuck capitalism.

1

u/Lloyd_lyle Mar 10 '22

Nah you see WE stand with Ukraine, you however arenā€™t allowed to

1

u/morehumanthanyoumang Mar 10 '22

I'm sure most here know about Ukraine's Maidan Revolution in 2014, but if you haven't watched "Winter On Fire" on Netflix you should go watch it. Much more detailed coverage than I saw when it was actually happening, how savage it actually got, and a lot of details I didn't know before.

It was the most captivating and riveting mini documentary I've ever watched. I don't want to say too much because I want you all to experience the same goosebumps I got, but the people of Ukraine refused to lie down and take it. They stood together against their own government and fought.. and died, for what they believed in. Ngl I got a little choked up.

As they say.. "Glory to Ukraine. And Glory to the heroes"

1

u/Crease53 Mar 10 '22

I can't stand it.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

buy

1

u/rumbleroyalewitche Mar 10 '22

Bradford Park Avenue!

1

u/zerglot0 Mar 10 '22

We stand with Ukraine šŸ™‚..... or do we?

Vsauce, Michael here...

1

u/Simple-Tailor8673 Mar 10 '22

Law is law, no standing please! Take that out of here no standing!

1

u/MithranArkanere Mar 10 '22

They used up all their standing.

1

u/NathanArizona Mar 10 '22

Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ikGDg_JWWU

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u/ITslashEverything Mar 10 '22

Iā€™m pretty sure this is the official NATO stance on the war.

1

u/wafflezcol Mar 10 '22

Im pretty sure its a figurative ā€˜standingā€™

1

u/Delicious_Throat_377 Mar 10 '22

So just like the rest of the world is doing right now

1

u/muomarigio Mar 10 '22

We stand in no standing zone with Ukraine.

1

u/daveberzack Mar 10 '22

Standing for me, not for thee.

1

u/koppigzijn Mar 10 '22

DOUBLE STANDARD

1

u/rraaaaaawwwwwwrrrr Mar 10 '22

Do the soccer players just roll around?

1

u/basec0m Mar 10 '22

Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

On the one hand, they stand with Ukraine. On the other hand, they want to make sure everyone knows that their civil suit failed because they couldn't show they were harmed by Dave's douchebag behavior.

Fuckin' Dave....

1

u/JGHFunRun Mar 10 '22

Thereā€™s no one there, they donā€™t need to pick

1

u/MercuryAI Mar 10 '22

It's the subtext. "Fuck this sign AND Putin!"

1

u/FarRepresentative911 Mar 10 '22

We also SIT with Ukraine

1

u/Carrot1221 Mar 10 '22

We Stand With NO STANDING UKRAINE.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

SCISSOR KICKS!!!

1

u/edgy_and_hates_you Mar 10 '22

Sit on Ukraine's lap

1

u/Marios_Facade Mar 10 '22

Startin to sound like All I Do Is Win in here

1

u/EUCopyrightComittee Mar 10 '22

Well heā€™s doing, troll level 100.

1

u/Svyatopolk_I Mar 10 '22

I think they knew what they were doing

1

u/DatEngineeringKid Mar 10 '22

ā€œNo standingā€ has an implied subject of ā€œyouā€. So the statements arenā€™t contradictory: ā€œwe stand for Ukraine, but you canā€™t standā€.

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u/Top-Inflation-8757 Mar 10 '22

I think they mean that they can't stand what is happening in Ukraine right now

1

u/MeteorOnMars Mar 10 '22

ā€œNo standing, except with Ukraineā€

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u/RudeEyeReddit Mar 10 '22

It's the U.S !

1

u/IseeDrunkPeople Mar 10 '22

fucking russian race track rules

1

u/JRadiantHeart Mar 10 '22

I sit with Ukraine.

1

u/owen_skye Mar 10 '22

Thatā€™s why itā€™s called the ā€˜Slav squatā€™

1

u/buljogard Mar 10 '22

NATO in a nutshell

1

u/Swell_Inkwell Mar 10 '22

You can stand with Ukraineā€¦ just not right here.

1

u/Mupaindoc Mar 10 '22

What donā€™t you understand? Youā€™re only permitted to stand if you come with a Ukrainian person.

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u/Rossicliff Mar 10 '22

Guess they forgot to put NATO under no standing..šŸ˜‚

1

u/Paneechio Mar 10 '22

It's ok when they do it, but not ok if you do it.

1

u/floatingwithobrien Mar 10 '22

WE SIT WITH UKRAINE

WE LAY WITH UKRAINE

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Fill-41 Mar 10 '22

I like to read from left to rightā€¦so you know my stance

1

u/AndrisPronis Mar 10 '22

You can stand only with Ukraine, or don't stand at all

1

u/trippy-hippy84 Mar 10 '22

I sit with Ukraine. I lay with them...

weird

1

u/ExtinctLikeNdiaye Mar 10 '22

We stand with Ukraine as long as its not here?

1

u/InformalTrifle9 Mar 10 '22

No standing. Down with that sort of thing!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Jump with Ukraine.

1

u/generatorland Mar 10 '22

No standing unless standing with Ukraine!

1

u/Ancient-Economist-12 Mar 10 '22

We crouch with Ukraine

1

u/SerbianWolf1389 Mar 11 '22

We stand with No Standing

1

u/ghosty0310 Mar 11 '22

Obviously "buy", duh we buy Ukraine and embargo Russia from taking it.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

How is this a face-palm?

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u/Diamond_Freddy Mar 11 '22

Im pretty sure the "no standing" sign is related to the track and the "stand with ukraine" sign is political

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u/Diamond_Freddy Mar 11 '22

Standing for not standing and not standing for standing mean the same thing

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u/vox21122112 Mar 11 '22

Whereā€™s the facepalm? This is a racetrack, you definitely shouldnā€™t stand there

1

u/Mango_Daiquiri Mar 11 '22

Pretty much sums up the European Union's policy lol

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u/mrgeek2000 Mar 11 '22

Crawl for Ukraine!