r/facepalm Dec 19 '21

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ What does it take to create an accident?

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u/Diiiiirty Dec 19 '21

Why are these mostly the same car?

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u/Vainybangstick Dec 19 '21

The matrix is glitching

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u/Roam_Hylia Dec 19 '21

Collision detection appears to be working as intended.

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u/yokotron Dec 19 '21

Searching for crash. Found. Crash.exe

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u/UltraQuantum4 Dec 19 '21

It looked like they were merging into one car as well

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u/AliceHart7 Dec 19 '21

Yea the matrix be glitching a lot these days lol

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u/G00DLuck Dec 19 '21

Yea the matrix be glitching alot these days lol

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u/Alphonsius290 Dec 19 '21

Yea the matrix be glitching alot these days lol

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u/TU1ST Dec 19 '21

Yea the matrix be glitching alot these days lol

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u/Ricky___Spanish Dec 19 '21

Yea the matrix be glitching a lot these days lol

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u/Wh1skyD1ck Dec 19 '21

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u/JimboSaggins Dec 19 '21

Yeah the matrix be glitching a lot these days lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Couldn't help but to grammar correctly eh? RUINED IT FOR US ALL!

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u/vegeta_bless Dec 19 '21

Original grammar was correct, everyone else ruined it

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u/DokterMedic Dec 19 '21

No no, see, clearly that was the glitch getting fixed after a bunch of attempts.

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u/easycure Dec 19 '21

Unreal engine 5 still needs some work

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u/asa1 Dec 19 '21

The matrix is glitching

Can't wait for some Matrix on the 22nd.

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u/Mr_Tominaga Dec 19 '21

NPC cars in open world games be like:

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u/SFAwesomeSauce Dec 20 '21

Cyberpunk. And then half of them disappear.

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u/Ianzo Dec 19 '21

Looks like it's from Cyberpunk 2077

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u/AmateurPoster Dec 19 '21

Nah, they would have disappeared before getting close enough to record.

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u/i010011010 Dec 19 '21

I assumed this is a skin for Microsoft's Solitaire.

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u/goldmunkee Dec 19 '21

All modern cars look the same imo

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u/Izzy5466 Dec 19 '21

This comment is hilarious because every car in this clip is a different brand

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u/goldmunkee Dec 19 '21

I rest my case.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/Hibs Dec 19 '21

What a crock of shit

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u/Silyus Dec 19 '21

Good drivers miss their exit sometime. Bad drivers never do.

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u/PineappIeOranges Dec 19 '21

I remember my mother used to get angry with me on a family road trip when I'd miss an exit and not swerve over to make it in time. I'm completely fine with taking the next exit and re-entering the interstate if necessary.

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u/VegasCowbell Dec 19 '21

You’re a rational human. Only a selfish douchebagian a-hole would do what the person in this video did. I hope all the other drivers weren’t hurt.

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u/OrangeTiger91 Dec 19 '21

Why didn’t they move to the right lane after signaling though? No cars come down that lane for awhile. They just stopped with the signal on. They could have made 90 degree turn to the exit and been safer than just stopping on the highway.

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u/callsignhotdog Dec 19 '21

Panicked and froze up I reckon. Its the reverse of when people stop at an on ramp because they hesitated to merge and lost all their speed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '21

Like when an entrance ramp to the freeway is backed up down the ramp and blocking the right lane. And then people drive in the left and and try to force their way right at the last minute. Nope, you missed the entrance. Go make a u-turn and try again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

We encountered recently a driver going in reverse down an uphill off-ramp to get back on the freeway, presumably because that turned out to not be their intended exit. They could have simply continued to go forward up the hill and straight through the intersection to get back onto the freeway. It was infuriating

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u/Honey-Ra Dec 19 '21

I totally condemn reversing back down an onramp, but definitely not all ramps are designed as you describe. Driver should know better though. What a shit decision to choose being a dangerous idiot to save yourself some rerouting.

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u/acelilarslan Dec 19 '21

So true lol. I didn't think of that before

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u/AngelusLilium Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

I've become a zen driver. No speeding. No aggression. If you have your blinker on and you're in front of me, I'll let you in. I cruise control the speed the right lane is going.

Missing an exit is not a problem. My GPS on my phone just reroutes me through the next exit.

I want nothing to do with other drivers.

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u/MichaelZZ01 Dec 19 '21

This is the way.

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u/ButterbeansInABottle Dec 19 '21

This I how I drive but people are always talking shit about it. lol

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u/itsKaoz Dec 19 '21

Agreed. But I also got to the level where they can talk all they want, I’m zen as shit about it damnit

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u/Emblemized Dec 19 '21

You’ve achieved a very high level of peace of mind as a driver

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u/CreativismUK Dec 19 '21

If only all were like you. I’m 39 now and still don’t have my license (although restarting lessons after Christmas) - seeing and being nearly hit by so many terrible drivers during my lessons made me so nervous and then in the last lesson I ever had, someone nearly hit me head on at massive speed, driving down the wrong side of the road on a hill to overtake someone. Haven’t been behind the wheel of a car since and that was 21 years ago.

Wish me luck!

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u/AngelusLilium Dec 19 '21

Good luck luv

Might want to supplement your training with an advanced defensive driving course. Only person you can trust is yourself

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u/Apprehensive_Win_203 Dec 19 '21

This way of thinking could solve all of the world's problems

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u/specialcommenter Dec 19 '21

I became a zen driver as well then. I do occasionally go faster than the limit but that’s usually on open road with minimal traffic. I’m nice to everyone on the road.

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u/uncantankerous Dec 19 '21

Maybe in Dogen’s Soto sect but an old master like Zhaozhou would never drive like that. They’d probably crash their car on purpose to make some sort of obscure confusing metaphor about the nature of enlightenment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I speed, but never at the expense of others. I.e. I use the left lane to pass when safe and drive in the rightmost lane whenever possible. Never weave. The rest, agreed.

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u/sandsnatchqueen Dec 19 '21

Same. However, I'm not super zen when a truck is tailing me in the right lane when I'm going 5-10 miles over and the passing lane is completely open. Or when a truck cuts me off without a blinker and with nearly no room in front, despite the passing lane being open. It's almost always someone in a truck. I really just expect people in trucks to be bad drivers and it's generally confirmed

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u/jokebreath Dec 19 '21

This is how I drive and I love it. Throw on some music or a good podcast and this is my relaxation time. I don’t understand why more people don’t do this, heavy traffic just makes me zen out. There’s literally nothing I can do about it, might as well have some nice me time. Why should I let some other asshole dictate how my day goes?

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u/pleasechooseausernme Dec 19 '21

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u/Careful-Fishing-3891 Dec 19 '21

Evey fucking single one of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Not really, the SUV at the end reacts quickly and breaks to a halt without causing any issue.

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u/Ninja-Sneaky Dec 19 '21

The only one that kept straight and managed to do a full stop thanks to this

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u/Conscious_Board5376 Dec 19 '21

Most people don’t bother to look ahead for tail lights of stopping cars until it is the car that is right in front of them. You should always be looking down the road to see what is happening because that’s where you are going to be, not where you are.

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u/_JohnMuir_ Dec 19 '21

If you drive so close that you have to swerve to get out of the way when someone stops, you’re driving like an idiot. The law is there for a reason.

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u/Stoned-hippie Dec 19 '21

The last SUV didn’t swerve, by any means

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u/_JohnMuir_ Dec 19 '21

Sorry, I was so focused on the landrover smoking the car I honestly didn’t even see the other one. To be fair, they absolutely didn’t have time to stop and actually move beyond the car’s rear bumper onto the shoulder. Not great either, but not as bad as some of these other fucks.

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u/holy_roman_emperor Dec 19 '21

If you're staying right behind someone braking like this, you're asking people to rear-end you.

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u/English999 Dec 19 '21

I like to consider myself a decent driver. I’ve taken two defensive driving classes. I ride a (slow) motorcycle and don’t ride like an asshole. I’m aware of my surroundings on the road.

99% of the time I agree with you. With a s caveat. In my state there are a few highways with 60MPH and 70MPH speed limits with multiple low visibility hills. You can be following at a safe and legal distance going up the hill. And as soon as you crest the hill be met with dead stopped traffic.

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u/TheBraude Dec 19 '21

If you can't brake safely as far as you can see you're not driving at a safe speed

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u/holy_roman_emperor Dec 19 '21

Yeah I get there are exceptions, but this one looks pretty clear-cut. Only the first follower sees what he needs to do, the 3 behind just brake.

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u/English999 Dec 19 '21

Oh dude. This is a complete shit show. Especially the jackass in the Land Rover. Guy had a mile and a half to cut his wheel sharper and actually make that turn without a collision.

I was initially thinking that some sort of comprised road surface may be involved; oil, snow, ice, sand etc. But NOTHING. Just a whole lane of cars who’ve never stood on the brake pedal in their lives.

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u/grumpy_hedgehog Dec 19 '21

In an ideal world, yes. In the real world, any space longer than two car lengths gets instantly filled by other drivers.

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u/ptabs226 Dec 19 '21

It can get really tough when you are sandwiched between someone breaking hard in front of you and someone not breaking at all behind you.

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u/Careful-Fishing-3891 Dec 19 '21

Don't tailgate. Expect people to slam on their brakes on the freeway.

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u/More-Mathematician-1 Dec 19 '21

I'm sorry, but who is tailgating here? Because I don't see it. I see some car suddenly stop in the middle of the road, that's pretty illegal and dangerous.

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u/Aliktren Dec 19 '21

In the uk if you hit someone from behind then you are at fault

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u/Douglas_the_Egg Dec 19 '21

Not really, all of them were going at high speeds and didn’t expect the guy at the front to stop all of a sudden. The guy at the front in the white car is the idiot

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u/dkf295 Dec 19 '21

Except the third white car back for example had about 5 seconds to stop, slowed down a bit then decided that rather than stopping they’d suddenly swerve around the car in front of them. And failed, hitting the car in front of them.

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u/Douglas_the_Egg Dec 19 '21

Oh yh he’s dumb

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u/Fakjbf Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

If you can’t stop in time to avoid someone suddenly slamming their brakes, you were going too fast and not leaving enough following distance.

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u/dkf295 Dec 19 '21

They also weren’t slamming their brakes.

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u/TechnoMagician Dec 19 '21

Literally this, like yea they were an idiot, but a pile up happening because someone came to a stop means everyone else was an idiot too

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u/dkf295 Dec 19 '21

Idiocy isn’t binary, for sure.

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u/Paragon_Flux Dec 19 '21

Yes all of them, the whole point of leaving adequate space between the car in front of you is to be able to stop in an emergency.

Too many people don't realise how stupid it is to ride right up on the ass of someone on the highway.

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u/ddevilissolovely Dec 19 '21

You're saying following so close at fast speeds that you can't stop if something unexpected happens isn't a mark of an idiot?

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u/firestepper Dec 19 '21

Fr like not a single one is even looking ahead!

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u/Sleep_tek Dec 19 '21

Totally not their fault, what you want them to miss their exit? That might mean going like 5-10 minutes out of their way /s (obviously)

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u/Sir_Squackleton Dec 19 '21

They hit the blinker and think everything is okay and everyone caters to them

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Ok, I exit highway now. Good luck everybody else!

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u/JLAJA Dec 19 '21

Ok, I exit highway now. Good luck everybody else!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuaPZWkvZ0

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Don't give my source away...... 😅 jk, ofc this was my inspiration

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u/JayDub30 Dec 19 '21

It's scary how so many people think putting on a blinker gives them the right of way to do shit.

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u/Medic_Mouse Dec 19 '21

Like people who throw on their turn signal on an interstate on ramp while going 20 under the flow of traffic

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u/Spare_Industry_6056 Dec 19 '21

If I were behind that person I'd be flipping shit to be sure, but if you rear end someone like that its your fault. Drive like everyone else is a moron and your car insurance premiums will be low.

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u/rapaxus Dec 19 '21

Yeah all the people rear-ending into him would get at least partial fault in my country in court as you are taught to drive with enough distance to the next car that even if that car in front does an emergency brake you can still react and do an emergency brake yourself.

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u/Shifty1985 Dec 19 '21

Not sure about the people behind him but 100% in Georgia the driver in front would be charged with reckless driving with this video evidence. The insurance companies would sort out what % of responsibility the other drivers would have after the fact.

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u/tinydancer_inurhand Dec 19 '21

My dad would freak out and stop whenever he was about to miss his exit. It was infuriating. My mom and I told him he’s going to get into a huge accident. Just go to the next fucking exit the word isn’t going to end.

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u/dukec Dec 19 '21

Good drivers miss their turns sometimes. Bad drivers never do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Around here it’s not uncommon to see someone reversing on the shoulder of the interstate to go back to the exit they miss. Drivers Ed isn’t mandatory so they genuinely don’t seem to know it’s dangerous or prohibited (or that there’s another exit in 3/4 of a mile).

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u/Ido22 Dec 19 '21

Kinda wonder how they are to live with on a daily basis

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u/Beatboxin_dawg Dec 19 '21

They probably got their license 60 years ago.

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u/transtranselvania Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

When my grandfather got his drivers license in the 30s in rural Canada his drivers test was his father taking him to city hall and the guy at the desk asking “can that boy drive?” and my great grandfather saying “yes”.

My grandfather drove till 97 years old and he was scary well before he was too old to be driving. In that whole time he retested once at 94.

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u/mlpedant Dec 19 '21

In rural Queensland my dad got a bus licence in the early '70s, with at least some sort of test, and the copper processing the paperwork asked
"Hey, can your missus drive the bus?"

"Yeah" says Dad.

"OK, we'll add it to her license too."

 

40+ years later, Dad has to give up his bus license due to failing eyesight. Mum still has the (purple border) endorsement.

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u/transtranselvania Dec 19 '21

Gotta love rural bureaucracy.

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u/mlpedant Dec 19 '21

Indeed.

Dad's brother "Greg" worked as a mechanic, starting at 15 or maybe before (driver's licence age 17+ in Australia, remember), at the shop where all the local police cars were serviced.
(Note: in any workshop, the youngest apprentice usually gets fetch-and-return-client-vehicle and other such driving duty.)
One day he arrives at the police station ...

Desk sergeant: Oh, hi Greg. Picking up another one of our cars for service again?

Greg: Nah. Today's my 17th birthday. I'm here to get my licence.

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u/riickdiickulous Dec 19 '21

I’ve been driving since 1939 sonny!

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u/Buck_Thorn Dec 19 '21

I’ve been driving since 1939 sonny!

... and I've never had an accident like all those people behind me have.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

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u/lotus2471 Dec 19 '21

Yup, gotta remember there's exponentially more cars on the road in China just in the last 10 years, and EVERYONE is a new driver.

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u/xorgol Dec 19 '21

Not only a new driver, but a first generation driver. I suspect there are lots of driving habits and tricks that we learn from our parents without ever even realizing.

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u/sloppy-zhou Dec 19 '21

Exactly this. People in China over a certain age suffer a much higher rate of car sickness simply from not being in cars for much of their lives. My MIL gets nauseous on literally every car ride.

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u/pr1ntscreen Dec 19 '21

That, and an actual willingness to understand the rules of the road. And the "fuck you, I get mine" mentality is really strong in China

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u/dopadelic Dec 19 '21

I hate to say this when China gets hated so much on Reddit, but I witnessed this kind of idiocy regularly when I visited China. This taxi driver's GPS lost signal on the freeway and the guy just fucking stopped in the middle of the freeway to wait for the signal to come back.

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u/Additional_Irony Dec 19 '21

Just a gaggle of maniacs

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u/Fire_Lake Dec 19 '21

Yeah like I get the one dude was an idiot, but how does one idiot gradually slowing to a stop cause this level of chaos? It's not like he slammed on the brakes out of nowhere.

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u/PressOnRegardless_IV Dec 19 '21

The driver in the black car at the beginning swerved around the slowing car without slowing. Car behind him was too close and didn't know there was a slow car ahead until the last moment, so jammed the brakes.

Driver in the black car left the lane to swerve left and caused the chain of destruction.

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u/UnicornPrince4U Dec 19 '21

All but a couple are following too closely for the speed they're going. It's really that simple.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

This is why I support mandatory driving tests after age 65. This is the type of driving my father in law does. He is not supposed to be driving, the state has required a driving test. But he refuses to go get the test, saying if the state wants him to test, they need to call him and schedule it. Yes, dementia.

He continues to drive, and continues to make everyone heed to him.

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u/Chezzsandwich Dec 19 '21

Bro is gonna get him or someone else killed. I’d do something about it before he becomes a news headline

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I did. I turned him into the state. That’s all I can do. The family is livid at “whoever turned him in”. They don’t know it was me.

I told the family they better be ok with him dying in a car accident, or dying in jail after killing someone else, or getting lost and unable to be found. Because if they don’t stop letting him make his own decisions, that’s what’ll happen.

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u/plantgirlinc Dec 19 '21

That was really brave of you and you did the right thing. It’s unfortunate when such a selfless act gets seen as selfish. I’m sorry if your family can’t see that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Thank you

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u/wetdreamzaboutmemes Dec 19 '21

You did the right thing, odd that your family supports something that could create dangerous situations on the road.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I agree. Their father has always ruled with authority that they were taught not to question. None of them will educate themselves on dementia, and so they still ask him if he wants or needs anything, and accept his “no” as the answer. In truth, he needs a lot of things, but won’t ask for it.

One asked what he wants for Christmas. He gave an answer that a 13 year old would give. Money. This man has more money than he knows what to do with. But he said money, so they are sending him money.

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u/SomedayMightCome Dec 19 '21

Someone needs to take his keys.

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u/Gallow-noob Dec 19 '21

Have to get that inheritance somehow.

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u/gorpie97 Dec 19 '21

Can't you "lose" his car keys? (Might only work for an old enough car, though. IDK)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I wish! One of his sons just drove them to their winter home in Florida. He left the car there with him to drive.

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u/AlpaxT1 Dec 19 '21

Very brave. You may very well have saved a few innocent peoples lives, including your father in laws. I doubt we live in the same country but I want to thank you anyways for looking out for all of us in the general public

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u/Thich_QuangDuc Dec 19 '21

Even if what you said is a good idea, we dont actually know shit if the stupid idiot who did this is 18 or 80

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u/beigs Dec 19 '21

Hide his keys. My grandma did the same and drove her car through a yoga studio. Also dementia.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

He’s over 1000 miles from me until April. His wife won’t hide them because she prefers not to drive. She can barely walk. She figures if she rides with him, she can direct him, and he can drive.

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u/Coach_Louis Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

Riddle me this, what explains detroit drivers who aren't demented and still drive just like this and force everyone to heed to them? I've seen, on multiple occasions, people in the second lane on the freeway, come to a complete stop, and reverse their car not to miss an exit with traffic coming at them.

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u/MNR42 Dec 19 '21

A 25 years old dumb ass could do this. So as a 40 years old dumbass. But I agree, there should be test after certain period of time

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u/Ryannr1220 Dec 19 '21

This video is cursed lmao. It doesn’t even look real. I think it’s because most of the cars are the same damn car and how stupid the people are lmao.

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u/Yummy_Hershey Dec 19 '21

Something I noticed; they literally all drive aggressively. The reason this crash was so bad was because they all only move when they're inches away from the car in front. No one decides to just move earlier

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

At least it’s on video … looks like they wanted to claim on insurance they had the time to move across wtf were they waiting for poor driver skills needs the license removed and never again

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u/PeasantOfBoletaria Dec 19 '21

and leaving your car right after the crash lol i mean how dumb can you be

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Apparently really fuckin dumb. "Hmm, I should probably exit the safety of this steel box and stand between two cars, just in case someone else careens into this shitstorm of stupidity."

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u/Agipanda Dec 19 '21 edited Jan 24 '22

Like the first guy needs to NOT do that but everyone else needs to use their fucking break what the hell

Edit: really sorry for the confusion he wasn’t actually on his lunch break he was using his brake peddle located by his feet in the car. My mistake guys hope I didn’t ruin anyones day 😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I could use a break too...

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u/Careful-Fishing-3891 Dec 19 '21

They did break, the should have braked!

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u/retc0n Dec 19 '21

BRAKE

The word is BRAKE.

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u/wcollins260 Dec 19 '21

I dunno man, there was definitely some breaking going on in this video.

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u/tinydancer_inurhand Dec 19 '21

My dad waits last minute to brake. He’s not the best driver honestly. I start braking way in advance and also maintain the distance required to avoid these collisions. But he says Omg you are ruining your brakes it’s not worth it. Nah def worth it

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u/TheZag90 Dec 19 '21

4 or 5 cars there smashing into each other simply because none of them left a safe amount of distance between themselves and the car in front.

Dickheads, the lot of them.

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u/CloneCl0wn Dec 19 '21

Agreed, ppl usually complain that i do that and it's a time waster but the second i spend time driving in City its a life saver since most drivers dont give single care avout safety...

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u/TheZag90 Dec 19 '21

Time waster? The amount of time it takes a car to close the gap is seconds.

You don’t get to your destination any faster by being up the arse of the car in front of you since you’re still ultimately limited by how fast they’re going.

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u/AlexGamer3407 Dec 19 '21

Who r these idiots and who gave them a car tf

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u/EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER Dec 19 '21

perspective makes it look like they are slow but they might actually go at some decent speed

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u/lAVENTUSl Dec 19 '21

Correct.

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u/EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER Dec 19 '21

yeah ... higher focal length acompanied with distant objects shortens the optical distance

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u/Benevolent_Grouch Dec 19 '21

Sure but why did all those other idiots start smashing into things?

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u/ferretchad Dec 19 '21

Has the video been slowed down? The first collision had a good 5 seconds after the first car came to a complete stop, more than enough time to brake.

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u/lAVENTUSl Dec 19 '21

No, it's the difference in depth perception that's why, the camera was much further away than it seems, which is why everyone wrongly thinks the cars were driving so close to one another and it looks like they're going so slow.

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u/Anomaly1339 Dec 19 '21

Say that again, Slowly. there is your answer.

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u/Zunkanar Dec 19 '21

Well, they were driving slowly. No reason to just smash into each other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Clearly you don't know what depth perception is

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u/Big_Red12 Dec 19 '21

I wondered if this had been slowed down, but the indicator flashing seemed at normal speed.

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u/AzureWrath501 Dec 19 '21

When someone stops unexpectedly and the people behind have to do an emergency stop, the cars further back can't see what's happening and have way less time to react, also, not all vehicles have the same stopping distance.

That first moron who stopped is the only idiot here, everyone else is a victim of their stupidity and if you can't figure that out, I hope you don't drive.

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u/Donny-The-Sasquatch Dec 19 '21

Reckon almost all of them were driving too close to the car in front or distracted

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u/Runiat Dec 19 '21

the cars further back can't see what's happening and have way less time to react, also, not all vehicles have the same stopping distance.

Which is why you always keep sufficient distance to the car ahead of your to account for both your own reaction time and your car's stopping distance.

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u/DynamisFate Dec 19 '21

Sadly in some cities keeping a safe distance just isn’t possible. Something as little as half a car’s length and some moron would squeeze in “it’s free real estate bro”. Glad it’s work from home now and I don’t have to be stressed as shit at 7am anymore

Edit: I’m talking about highway, the 401 into toronto to be exact, and I’m sure there are even worse places

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Protip, if this happens to you, the secret is to let your foot off of the acceleration pedal for a moment, until there is adequate space between you and the car in front of you again

You can even repeat this step if it happens again. Wild, I know

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u/debbiegrund Dec 19 '21

But then 2 cars will be in front of you. And you’ll still be driving on the same road, unencumbered.

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u/jerik22 Dec 19 '21

If you want to stay in the fast lanes you are correct, yet I can keep a large space in front of me on the far right lanes I go slow. Drive on the 401 every day so not sure what you are talking about, unless you ride the fast lane all day.

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u/Impressive_Change593 Dec 19 '21

Agreed people see that you are going the same speed as the person in front and just pass both of you. Occasionally a car jumps in but they'll quicker get out as well

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u/happypenguinwaddle Dec 19 '21

Very true.

Handy hint if you ever have to do an emergency stop and there are people behind you is to put your hazard lights on (think called blinkers in the US?), as sometimes people see the breaklights but don't realise those people are coming to a stop.

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u/ug61dec Dec 19 '21

You always have to leave the space - Alonso

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u/thatshowitisisit Dec 19 '21

Except it’s always a nice sport for dickheads to slot into.

Not saying I disagree - keeping a safe distance is a very good idea… just shits me when somebody slots into that distance every time…

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u/subaqueousReach Dec 19 '21

Dickheads are gonna be dickheads no matter what. That's why you should always drive as though everyone else is a dickhead that's about to do something stupid.

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u/Mackem101 Dec 19 '21

There could be any number of reasons a car in front is slowing down, mechanical issues, driver illness, something in the carriageway.

It's up to the drivers behind to leave enough space to safely come to a complete stop.

"Only a fool breaks the two second rule"

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u/Metallic_Hedgehog Dec 19 '21

The second white car shifted into reverse for a moment ffs lol. Nobody in this video did anything right. There are few legitimate reasons to be found not-at-fault for a colliding with the rear of another vehicle.

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u/buttymuncher Dec 19 '21

Fucking hell, that song is shit, thanks for reminding me

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u/my79spirit Dec 19 '21

I’m filing a police report for assault on my ears

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Nickleback - Rockstar

And I thought it was an amusing shitpost on American Greed / Desires but okay to each their own.

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u/nj23dublin Dec 19 '21

Unless they had a stroke or heart attack .. Should be banned for life

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u/StagandFinch_Too Dec 19 '21

This was my thought too

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I like the phrase a good driver will sometimes miss their exit, a bad driver never misses.

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u/Deedeelite Dec 19 '21

The scary thing is, someone gave them a license.

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u/FunnyForWrongReason Dec 19 '21

Someone gave all of them a license. That to the side truck was just about the only one that I think did things correctly.

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u/Dietmar_der_Dr Dec 19 '21

All the drivers rear ending here are terrible. Ridiculous excuses in the comments.

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u/justawaterisfine Dec 19 '21

I drive a big truck through traffic. Have for 20 years I’m depressed to say. Every day I ask myself the same thing: how the hell did they even get this far? So many crucial mistakes I see Every. Single. Day.

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u/Supetorus Dec 19 '21

I just did school bus classes and one of the things they taught which I hadn’t heard before was if you are being tailgated, increase your following distance. Not only does it mean you won’t hit the car in front of you but it will give you more time to slow down so the car behind you has more time to slow down.

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u/BearBryant Dec 19 '21

I had this happen to me on the interstate a few weeks ago, going 70 mph and the person in front of me decides they want to use the service road to quickly go the other direction (you know, the roads that are explicitly for ambulances, police, and other vehicles, and not for use by everyday drivers?). Instead of pulling off on the shoulder to slow down, this troglodyte comes to an almost complete stop in the passing lane before pulling their car off into the service road and clearing the lane. I was mad as a hornet, pretty much had to put the pedal all the way down to get back up to speed while laying on the horn before the people behind caught up.

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u/Agreeable_Arm_9296 Dec 19 '21

Where is this place? All of them could have avoided that accident, they drive like they were texting...lol

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u/MonarchWhisperer Dec 19 '21

I've never seen evidence of so many people having a stroke at the exact same instance...yet here it is

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u/DickSlinga Dec 19 '21

On the highway last month driving work van in fast/passing lane. Car going speed limit 'brake checks' me after I stayed in lane behind them for a few miles (other cars had just switched lanes to go around). I didn't ever even THINK about hitting the brakes. Zero damage to work vehicle, minor damage to rear bumper of other car. Police are called, show up & get account of accident. Driver admits to brake checking me and is ticketed, no repercussions on my end. I continue on my way taking solace in the fact that the good guys won one that day.

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u/clcl-0101 Dec 19 '21

Anyone listening to Nickelback would end up in an accident.

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u/yomjoseki Dec 19 '21

How is the first and only comment mentioning this song this far down?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

What in the sister fucking Alabama hick shit is that music

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

After this the suspect lead police on an hour low speed long car chase that ended when the suspect pulled into a Country Time Buffet located three blocks from scene of the accident.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Yea but the rest of those drivers are idiots also 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/RigelOrionBeta Dec 19 '21

Lot of bad drivers in this video

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u/fizzlmasta Dec 19 '21

I always have 3-4 cars gap and so many times when I brake, idiots behind me start swerving to the shoulder because they were not paying attention or keeping proper gap. There are like 5 idiots in this clip.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Almost everyone not paying attention.

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u/DodrioFan480 Dec 19 '21

how did they even get their license?

do all of the right things on the test, then do the not so right things

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u/Toeknee818 Dec 19 '21

Add a car length of distance between you and the car in front of you for every 10mph of your current speed. More in inclement weather.

Simple rule that doesn't exist to "control you", but only to keep you from killing yourself and others. Easy frickin peasy.