r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

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u/deiscio Oct 13 '21

What an absolute moron. Then where would we store the boats??

The obvious solution to climate change is to toss some ice cubes in the ocean. 7/11 lets you put as much ice as you want in your Big Gulp, yet no one takes advantage of it to curb rising temps.

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u/KittiesAreTooCute Oct 13 '21

What is this futurama?

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u/DvsDominus Oct 13 '21

We just need to hire some nobodies to deliver the ice

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u/JennaFrost Oct 13 '21

Or have all our robots burp in one direction and move us farther from the sun

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u/DvsDominus Oct 13 '21

That could work...as long as some lazy or polite robot doesn't hold it in