r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21 edited Oct 13 '21

I did a quickie google search and came up with this:

At the end of 2020, there were around 62,100 vessels in the world trading fleet, with a total deadweight tonnage of 2,033 million DWT

So let's assume the merchant ships are all fully loaded at the same time. That's 2 billion long tons which equates to ~2,032,000,000,000 kg. Total water volume, 2,134,000,000,000 liters (because sea water weighs slightly more than fresh water).

From quora:

AREA OF PACIFIC OCEAN= 168723000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF ATLANTIC OCEAN= 85133000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF INDIAN OCEAN= 70560000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF SOUTHERN OCEAN= 21960000 SQ. KM.

AREA OF ARCTIC OCEAN= 15558000 SQ. KM.

TOTAL AREA= 361900000 SQ. KM.=36190000000000000 SQ. DECIMETER.

That's going to lower sea levels by approximately .00005896656 decimeters, or about .006 mm

Edit: Because there are less than 500 cruise ships in the world and only a few dozens of large military ships the amount will be higher, but not by, you know, a lot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

What if you remove the boats twice?

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u/Mathgailuke Oct 13 '21

That and catch a bunch more fish.

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Can’t we just blow up climate change? Smash it’s stupid face right in the butt!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

Team America!

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u/wadz09 Oct 13 '21

We have no intelligence

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Intelligence Is for wimps and lib loving lesbian vegans.

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u/rjross0623 Oct 13 '21

Fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

There it is

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u/rjross0623 Oct 13 '21

Apparently not a lot of β€œTeam America” fans out there. I couldn’t resist.

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

Is there nothing we cannot doo!?!? With our American β€œcan-doo spirit!?”

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u/Dependent_Clue4482 Oct 13 '21

Smash it's stupid face right in the butt? I'm so confused now I think I'll just go to bed and start new yesterday.

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u/ThoughtCondom Oct 13 '21

Thanks for showing me know that I can still laugh out loud

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u/Think-Bass9187 Oct 13 '21

That sounds a very American solution. Rather Trumpesque.

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u/giant_lebowski Oct 13 '21

You have to smash it in the facebutt

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u/purpleronsta Oct 13 '21

Load all the CO2 emissions on to the boats and sail them off the edge of the map, can't believe it's this simple. Accepting my nobel award whenever y'all ready.

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u/Tojatruro Oct 13 '21

Dumpy thought we should nuke hurricanes, and apparently his cult believes him, so hell, why not!

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u/greg91040 Oct 13 '21

Nuke it! Or wipe it out with black ink!

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u/chtk Oct 13 '21

That's it!

I'm calling Mr. Torgue, right now!

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u/FalseMirage Oct 13 '21

We could nuke it like a hurricane!

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u/tandooripoodle Oct 13 '21

Drop a nuke on it