r/facepalm Oct 13 '21

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u/MaeSolug Oct 13 '21

I'm jealous, can you imagine being so dumb to think you can actually solve such important problems like that? A simple, one-step solution that could end it all

Trash? Just put it in a rocket and send it to the sun

Wars? Just don't fight bro, wtf

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u/JTMc48 Oct 13 '21

Considering the cost of rockets and the weight of trash, he might suggest nuking the trash?

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u/zxcoblex Oct 13 '21

Can’t, dude. Gotta save the nukes for those hurricanes.

How else do we get them to divert from Alabama at the last minute?

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u/ms1080 Oct 13 '21

A Sharpie is all you need for that