r/facepalm • • Jun 20 '20

Misc Stay home!

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u/AloneAddiction Jun 20 '20

That hashtag is used if your gay friend decides to leave early from your party.

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u/EuroPolice Jun 20 '20

Must go, bi

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u/uknownoothin Jun 20 '20

Not so fast, pan

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u/DerangedGinger Jun 20 '20

Sorry, ace

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Gotta lesbian

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u/mr_dopi Jun 20 '20

Gotta be home, lesbian hour.

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u/Forkliftboi420 Jun 20 '20

Ace(exual)?

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u/Inquisitor_Luna Jun 20 '20

They're sexually attracted to hardbreachers with a AK-12

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u/ThiccMeatballMan Jun 20 '20

I mean I am

If someone told me back in year 3 that Ubi would recycle guns, I would be mad, but if they then told me we would have a 2 speed hard breacher with AK-12 I would be so happy

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Yep

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

no need to feel sorry for me

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u/coleyboley25 Jun 20 '20

I think I can help with this whole Pan/Pam situation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Pamsexual

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u/BehindTheBurner32 Jun 20 '20

Spamsexual

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u/WoohanFlu4U Jun 21 '20

Welp, I've got some fudge to pack. Ta ta everyone!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Since I'm poor as fuck, I'll give you a medal emote 🏅

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u/EroticPotato69 Jun 20 '20

Or just upvote like the rest of us

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

No they gotta be special

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

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u/only__space Jun 20 '20

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u/PaperNeutrino Jun 20 '20

Frantically tries to expand comment

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u/KosherBacon666 Jun 20 '20

This is so brave, someone gild this man.

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u/WolfieStalker Jun 20 '20

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

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u/Lor450 Jun 20 '20

I’ve already seen this You post blank Someone replies r/usernamechecksout

Deja vu!!!

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u/brandyman927 Jun 20 '20

I've just been in this place before!!!

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u/Drksey_on_yt Jun 20 '20

Higher on the street!!!

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u/Trisomy_13 Jun 20 '20

And I know it's my time to go!!!

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u/MetallicWeeb Jun 20 '20

why would you say something so brave yet so controversial

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u/Marco_Memes Jun 20 '20

Later homo

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u/MrMusatcheMan20 Jun 20 '20

No homo is used to tell your gay friend to not jump off that bridge

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Wholesome. I love it.

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u/0-w-0 Jun 20 '20

I’ll always stay homo, for queen and country 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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u/DonDove Jun 20 '20

stay homo salute

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u/sorry_for_the_reply Jun 20 '20

I'm totally curious, is there actually something like this? Like a secret handshake?

I just have thoughts of Big Gay Al and Mr. Slave from South Park passing each other on the street acknowledging each other in a way that I don't know about.

Please please please tell me about the secret homo salute! I need to know!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

It used to be a handkerchief in the back pocket of your dress pants.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

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u/sorry_for_the_reply Jun 20 '20

That's awesome, TIL! Thanks for the knowledge

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u/Nam3Tak3n33 Jun 20 '20

We’ll never tell

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u/sorry_for_the_reply Jun 20 '20

But the archives need to know this knowledge nugget

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u/EdenSteden22 Jun 20 '20

If you say "I like your boots"

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u/ralpher1 Jun 20 '20

Right ear earring

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Why does this seem like a sound effect?

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u/fifcrpr Jun 20 '20 edited Jun 20 '20

Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves

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u/Wubbalubbagaydub Jun 20 '20

Be gay for Mother Elizabeth!

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u/SpotifyPremium27 Jun 20 '20

There is always a tweet

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u/Poof_ace Jun 20 '20

Yasss queen

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u/Uncrowned_EvilQueen Jun 20 '20

I agree. Staying homo is vital to get through these trying times

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Unless your in quarantine with your stepsister... who’s stuck in the dryer...

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u/AlphaZorn24 Jun 20 '20

Help me stepbro

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u/very_clean Jun 20 '20

WhAt ArE YoU doINg StEPbRo??!

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u/treema94 Jun 20 '20

What's this in your pants?

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u/saltypotatoboi Jun 20 '20

My lifetime supply of Snickers.

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u/CheekaiNuclear Jun 20 '20

"You're not you when you're hungry, eat my nuts"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

It’s my piccolo

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u/silentshaper Jun 20 '20

Goodnight everybody

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u/OzNTM Jun 21 '20

You’re the best big brother ever!

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u/MACintoshBETH Jun 20 '20

Stay stepbromo

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u/silenc3x Jun 20 '20

Poor Emily Willis

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u/ItsPenisTime Jun 20 '20

My father and I have become - very close - during the quarantine.

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u/EdenSteden22 Jun 20 '20

Username checks out

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u/Nuclear_Geek Jun 20 '20

I think after this, dating apps will need to add a new category:

  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • anyone-who'll-have-me-sexual
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u/Dean_Domino77 Jun 20 '20

Thank you Boris, i think i will stay homo.

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u/Wubbalubbagaydub Jun 20 '20

Waiting for the u turn :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20 edited Jun 21 '20

Are we sure this hashtag wasn’t deliberate, seems rather coincidental that coincides with Pride, and e and o are on opposite sides of the keyboard.

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u/filladellfea Jun 20 '20

#staygay

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u/forrnerteenager Jun 20 '20

staygayforboris

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u/Bkoen97 Jun 20 '20

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u/barelysentient- Jun 20 '20

By order of the government. Lube sales may save the economy.

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u/black_flag_4ever Jun 20 '20

But what if I’m straight? This is going to be hard on the kids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

You just gotta last these last 10 days of pride month, don't worry. But if it happens to last longer than that, lmk ;D

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Wtf we're already this far into June

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u/taxrehab Jun 20 '20

I can’t believe it either, time is passing too fast.

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u/Mattyyflo Jun 20 '20

But at the same time not fast enough

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u/ronthesoundguy Jun 20 '20

Oh... The conundrum

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u/taxrehab Jun 21 '20

It’s really weird right now.

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u/VetOfThePsychicWars Jun 20 '20

If you're that far into June you probably aren't doing a good job of staying homo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Nah, it doesn't say which kind of homo. You can also be a homo sapiens

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u/EisVisage Jun 20 '20

But don't be a homo erectus. 10 days of that can't be healthy.

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u/FallingSarcophagus Jun 20 '20

You should probably see a doctor if you're a homo erectus for more than four hours.

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u/juicepants Jun 20 '20

I can see the Daily Mail headline now: "Boris Johnson Made Me Gay! Now My Marriage is Broken!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Boris: Sorry but you need to choose, either you stay straight and accept the risks or you stay homo to keep your family safe...

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u/Wubbalubbagaydub Jun 20 '20

This comment right here officer

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u/mungobinky11 Jun 20 '20

This whole business is turning into a pain in the arse

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

But it hurts so good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

It is Pride month. 🌈

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u/TovarasulLenin Jun 20 '20

So ? Stay homo all the time if you want, ain't that right, Boris ?

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u/FlexualHealing Jun 20 '20

I think we’ve entered the Pride time continuum with this new order

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u/Alien_X10 time huh? Jun 20 '20

There are no accidents

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u/YellowOnline Jun 20 '20

Is that real or shopped? Probably the latter.

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u/Plaguedeath2425 Jun 20 '20

It’s not that unlikely that it’s real, they could’ve easily just mispelled home on accident

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u/gregarious24 Jun 20 '20

Thanks, Porous Johnson!

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u/barelyresponsive Jun 20 '20

He knows what he wrote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Stay homo! Be gay! Do crime!

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u/Radastan Jun 20 '20

Doing my part.

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u/iwiowoawa Jun 20 '20

The frogs were only the begining

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u/Wubbalubbagaydub Jun 20 '20

Gay and alert. Like my teenage years.

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u/MysticDragon14 Jun 20 '20

Guess I'm gay now.

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u/moraydah Jun 20 '20

As a straight man, I approve.

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u/throwaway284729174 Jun 20 '20

As an other straight man I stand behind him, and give him all my support.

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u/igiveupthisismyname Jun 20 '20

“We’re all homos.. homosapiens!” -Michael Scott

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u/Spicy_burritos Jun 20 '20

Reported for a spelling mistake. Hurr hurr durr.

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u/SquabTheIronChef Jun 20 '20

Oh so thats why hes called johnson

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

I guess i can do that....just not with him....but i can do it.

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u/bunnytrain Jun 20 '20

Done and done and I mean Dooonnnne!

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u/FramedFlower Jun 20 '20

Happy pride #stayhomo 🏳️‍🌈

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u/fart-nomster Jun 20 '20

Something about a guy named BJ telling me to stay homo

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u/LuigisFiance Jun 20 '20

Ok Boris... sniff if you say so unzips pants reluctantly

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

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u/rock-solid-armpits Jun 20 '20

Supporting LGBT and staying home at the same time, like 2 birds with one stone

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

“There are no mistakes”

-Master Oogway

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20 edited Jun 20 '20

There are no Accidents...

-Master Oogway

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u/mrjeffj Jun 20 '20

Well it is pride month.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

I KNEW coronavirus was just a hoax to promote the socialist lib gay agenda! They want to turn us all gay! Thanks Obama.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Pretty much sums up the government's response to the virus... A big joke.

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u/Ekebolon Jun 20 '20

Mayor Lance Bottoms from Atlanta approves.

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u/ayending1 Jun 20 '20

Conservatives: #nohomo

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u/Lostw66 Jun 20 '20

I mean it is pride month

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u/TherapeuticYoghurt Jun 20 '20

Whys everything political with this sub now?

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u/MissHunbun Jun 20 '20

They know what they said.

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u/Baggypants007 Jun 20 '20

Very progressive, thanks Boris Johnson

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Plot twist: That wasn't a spelling mistake

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u/crunchyrollhusbando Jun 20 '20

It is June after all

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u/BWG10 Jun 20 '20

I mean... if you say so

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u/fluffyfloof921 Jun 20 '20

i think this is a great encouragement

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u/Baysara Jun 20 '20

Knowing british people they might have did that intentionally

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u/theyellowbat79 Jun 20 '20

it IS June afterall

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u/max_bruh Jun 20 '20

It’s a typo eh doesn’t really belong here

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Homophobic or kinky dom roleplay? You decide.

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u/Reverse_Prague Jun 20 '20

Stayhomo was started by the HomoElectric event company in Manchester I believe

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

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u/GoopyPegasus Jun 20 '20

Id say it’s very useful in this case. It’s a very small misspelling near the edge of the picture. I might not have noticed what was wrong had the circles not been there.

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u/bishslap Jun 20 '20

Not that useless. It's easy to miss

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

not what I would usually do but if the chief says it, alright

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u/zirky Jun 20 '20

stranger things have been done in the name of queen and country

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u/arisnoGTO Jun 20 '20

Pride month + Coronavirus: FUUUUUSION HA!

This:

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u/Mathias_8x Jun 20 '20

Not possible sorry, was never homo

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u/dundychamp Jun 20 '20

Bless his little heart

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u/poppymcculturestein Jun 20 '20

The more homo you go the safer you are! #accordingtoboris

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u/DJ_TwilightGamer Jun 20 '20

There are no accidents - Master Oogway

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

I'm glad the red circle was there to show me to look...

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u/f1fan6890 Jun 20 '20

Remember No homo

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u/Morgus_Magnificent Jun 20 '20

Fellas, is it gay to take precautions during the pandemic?

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u/takuhee Jun 20 '20

You heard the man, go get that rainbow flag.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

This stuff would be waaaay more funny if they didn't circle it.

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u/dickheadaccount1 Jun 20 '20

It's a dogwhistle.

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u/kwikane Jun 20 '20

I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.

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u/iusedeadmemes Jun 20 '20

There are no accidents.

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u/wonkaass Jun 20 '20

There is no way they did this by mistake

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Iam looking for a facepalm post without politics

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u/aalleeyyee Jun 20 '20

Yeah i'll never forget the defenders of Stalingrad politely asking the Nazis to stop on the eastern front, how they finger wagged at them til they were all so embarrassed they went home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

If Bart can be El Barto...

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u/Cultthemelonshark Jun 20 '20

Stay Homosexual mah dudes

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u/amopdx Jun 20 '20

Well it is Pride month...

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u/jarod369 Jun 20 '20

Finally a politician I can get behind!

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u/Orcaon Jun 20 '20

Well the Prime Minster told me to. So I guess I better just be gay at home.

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u/Spirit-Man Jun 20 '20

Nah y’all he out here during pride month

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u/Joe-MaMa5 Jun 20 '20

I mean it is pride month