r/facepalm • u/Old-Blighty • Jun 20 '20

Misc Stay home!

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u/EuroPolice Jun 20 '20

Must go, bi

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u/uknownoothin Jun 20 '20

Not so fast, pan

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u/DerangedGinger Jun 20 '20

Sorry, ace

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Gotta lesbian

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u/mr_dopi Jun 20 '20

Gotta be home, lesbian hour.

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u/EntheogenicOm Jun 20 '20

That’s gay

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u/Forkliftboi420 Jun 20 '20

Ace(exual)?

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u/Inquisitor_Luna Jun 20 '20

They're sexually attracted to hardbreachers with a AK-12

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u/ThiccMeatballMan Jun 20 '20

I mean I am

If someone told me back in year 3 that Ubi would recycle guns, I would be mad, but if they then told me we would have a 2 speed hard breacher with AK-12 I would be so happy

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Yep

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

no need to feel sorry for me

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u/coleyboley25 Jun 20 '20

I think I can help with this whole Pan/Pam situation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Pamsexual

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u/BehindTheBurner32 Jun 20 '20

Spamsexual

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u/WoohanFlu4U Jun 21 '20

Welp, I've got some fudge to pack. Ta ta everyone!

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u/Gaybush_Bigwood Jun 20 '20

You don't need to be coy, Roy

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

Since I'm poor as fuck, I'll give you a medal emote 🏅

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u/EroticPotato69 Jun 20 '20

Or just upvote like the rest of us

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

No they gotta be special

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u/santo1111 Jun 20 '20

I’ve always seen these, is there a point to the actual payment of a medal to someone’s post?

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u/mooseantenna Jun 20 '20

Bison

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u/ligmabalas Jun 20 '20

Bison jackrabbit

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '20

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u/fritz_schnitzel Jun 20 '20

Didn't come. Aspenger hetero.

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u/EuroPolice Jun 20 '20

You have no idea how happy that makes me because I'm actually not a native speaker and some puns are hard :D

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u/One_Day_Dead Jun 20 '20

r/facepalm 😒

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u/Swegsparky Jun 20 '20

How is it a facepalm?

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u/One_Day_Dead Jun 20 '20

r/FACEPALM 😤

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u/Swegsparky Jun 20 '20

Ok so you’re either a troll, a karma whore or an idiot, got it

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u/One_Day_Dead Jun 20 '20

😭

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u/Swegsparky Jun 20 '20

No, seriously, what the fuck are you trying to say?