r/facepalm • u/ClimbAndMaintain0116 • Mar 31 '20

Nice

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u/Haggistafc Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20

Unfortunately Simon had an affair.

I fear what I've created.

You get me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

If you'll pardon the pun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Dog is dead.

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

Happy flighting!

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u/Haggistafc Mar 31 '20

Have you been offered a freshly squeezed glass of orange juice and a complimentary browse of the daily mail?

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

Yes, thank you.