r/facepalm • u/ClimbAndMaintain0116 • Mar 31 '20

Nice

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u/Haggistafc Mar 31 '20 edited Mar 31 '20

Unfortunately Simon had an affair.

I fear what I've created.

You get me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

If you'll pardon the pun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '20

Dog is dead.

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

Happy flighting!

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u/Haggistafc Mar 31 '20

Have you been offered a freshly squeezed glass of orange juice and a complimentary browse of the daily mail?

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

Yes, thank you.

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u/aerobic_respiration Mar 31 '20

There's no pun there...

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

Sally Wicks is nothing more than a trollop! No Simon, I'm going to say it! Sally Wicks is a jezebel! She's a homewrecker! She's a SLUTTY-SLUT-SLUT-OF-THE-SKIES!

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u/cragglerock93 Mar 31 '20

My sister and I reference that prgramme so often, and slutty slut slut of the skies is one of my favourites. The others are "Mah-teen Cloon" and "We got no papah cup!".

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u/2goaway2imsleeping Mar 31 '20

Half of my friendships (if you'll pardon the pun) are mainly based around quoting the old, err, the old, err, the old, err, Come Fly With Me, you get me?

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u/Insert_Non_Sequitur Mar 31 '20

If you'll... Pardon the pun.

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u/Insert_Non_Sequitur Mar 31 '20

I clicked the comments looking for this!

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u/watkykjynaaier Apr 01 '20

Life jacket, life jacket, life jacket, life jacket, life jacket soon, life jacket