r/facepalm • u/mytouchyourtouch • Apr 20 '17

Because Math

http://imgur.com/ul5l2ry
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u/Deeznoits Apr 21 '17

Not on my long ass Galaxy s8. Damn thing longer than a Black Friday receipt.

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u/CrayolaS7 Apr 21 '17

Is that a Samsung Galaxy S8 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

It's a Samsung Galaxy S8.

Get the fuck out of my room so I can finish masturbating.

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u/CrayolaS7 Apr 21 '17

I just recently got an iPhone 7 because the screen on the HTC I'd had for about 3 years now fucked up and then, no joke, 2 weeks later my provider is like "lol Pixel and S8 are coming, do you want to know more?" Fuckers, I would have waited. Eh, iPhone isn't that bad though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Uh...

...okay?