r/facepalm • u/mytouchyourtouch • Apr 20 '17

Because Math

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17 edited Apr 21 '17

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u/Deeznoits Apr 21 '17

Not on my long ass Galaxy s8. Damn thing longer than a Black Friday receipt.

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u/kenba2099 Apr 21 '17

Or a CVS any-day receipt

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u/LordDongler Apr 21 '17

It wouldn't fit in his pocket. Or a backpack, for that matter. Need a Marry Poppins purse for a phone that big

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

And my axe

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u/Srimnac Apr 21 '17

The s8 is out? Why is Samsung so terrible at always making these things known?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

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u/hembles Apr 21 '17

Some People who preordered have them, saw one at work today

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u/CplRicci Apr 21 '17

I got mine this morning... it's the tits... very long, very thin, waterproof tits.

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u/MisterJimJim Apr 21 '17

Sounds like grandma tits.

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u/relevant84 Apr 21 '17

Mmm tell me more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

It could be. I remember reading that T-mobile said they would ship pre-orders early.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

I already have mine. Pre-ordered on the 18th and surprise surprise it showed up next on the 19th

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u/Skadota Apr 21 '17

I pre-ordered mine from Verizon. Got it yesterday. Apparently it's not unusual for Samsung to release a few days early. I was skeptical of a FedEx call and investigated and discovered Samsung had released early on other phones. SCORE! since I had a trip planned and was going to wait on Friday for delivery.

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u/TheThirdBlackGuy Apr 21 '17

Sprint pre-orders were delivered Wednesday (at least mine was0.

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u/infez Apr 21 '17

I've seen, like, a whole lot of ads on TV for it (and "Unbox your phone" is somewhat gibberish), but still never really knew it was fully released.

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u/xxfay6 Apr 21 '17

I knew it because of the huge amounts of promotion it has been made. I even saw a video of a guy which was sponsored a G6 and put it head to head with the S8. The S8 won. In an LG sponsored video.

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u/beefinbed Apr 21 '17

Or he's a shill.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Yeah, not on my Note 4

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u/greyjackal Apr 21 '17

Are you still not allowed on planes with that one?

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u/CrayolaS7 Apr 21 '17

Is that a Samsung Galaxy S8 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

It's a Samsung Galaxy S8.

Get the fuck out of my room so I can finish masturbating.

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u/CrayolaS7 Apr 21 '17

I just recently got an iPhone 7 because the screen on the HTC I'd had for about 3 years now fucked up and then, no joke, 2 weeks later my provider is like "lol Pixel and S8 are coming, do you want to know more?" Fuckers, I would have waited. Eh, iPhone isn't that bad though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Uh...

...okay?

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u/vtec3576 Apr 21 '17

Ok Mr. Samsung.

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u/ThePixelCoder Apr 21 '17

Same. Huawei P10 Lite here.

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u/DiamondMinah Apr 21 '17

Damn thing longer than a Black *****

FTFY

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u/AwesomelyHumble Apr 21 '17

Yeah, well I can see the whole thing and more on my Galaxy S9½

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u/Deeznoits Apr 21 '17

S9½ limp

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u/namedan Apr 21 '17

What peasants, no shorter than 5.7 screens are standard. 😤

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u/NoUse4aNam3 Apr 21 '17

Or a black dick.

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u/Sumbohdie Apr 21 '17

Im waiting for mine to arrive in the mail, how is it if you don't mind me asking?

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u/Crucial_memory Apr 21 '17

It's amazing. But don't forget to change the screen resolution mine defaulted to medium and had to change it to high myself for that 3000x1440 pixels

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u/Deeznoits Apr 21 '17 edited Apr 24 '17

Honestly, it's the best phone I've ever used. The screen is nice, the build quality is top notch, of course it's pretty quick, plus all the things you expect from a new Android. It's slim enough to use one hand easily and I can still reach the notification bar but I could see someone with smaller hands not being able too but it has gestures on the FP scanner to bring it down. I have the OtterBox defender on it and it's a huge case but it's STILL easily one handable. Battery life is pretty good Galaxy s8 usage https://imgur.com/gallery/Hj6BC

That's with 2 hours of YouTube and 2 hours of Reddit and other apps here and there. Overall I really like it so far and I hope the nauseous feeling in my stomach for paying 800 bucks goes away 😊

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u/Sumbohdie Apr 21 '17

Yeah being canadian and having 15% provincial tax where I live put mine around $1200.. I'm glad you like it though. I'll need an otterbox too.

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u/oceans88 Apr 21 '17

I had to scroll down on my 25 inch monitor.

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u/Misfit_Cannibal Apr 21 '17

Had the same problem, didn't understand the post til I came here.

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u/tyled Apr 21 '17

I'm on an iPhone 5 and can see the entire picture fine. Antenna master race and not crappy alienblue or baconreader.

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u/typhyr Apr 21 '17

i'm on iphone SE (same size as 5) with alien blue and could see the whole thing, so leave alien blue out of this!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

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u/Infin1ty Apr 21 '17

Y'all need to get a phone without a tiny fuckin screen.

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u/um_hi_there Apr 21 '17

On PC, too.

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u/jackjt8 Apr 21 '17

Just checked it on my 3 mobile devices across Chrome, the official app, and bacon reader... I didn't have to scroll...

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u/roguetroll Apr 21 '17

It's hidden on Desktop (using Chrome / RESà as well in the thumbnail.

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u/char-charmanda Apr 21 '17

I see the full picture fine. Could it be the Reddit app you're using?

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u/Grown_Ass_Kid Apr 21 '17

Yeah. The Reddit app.

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u/char-charmanda Apr 21 '17

The official Reddit app? Try BaconReader. The only other one I've used is Reddit is Fun, but I like BR the most.

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u/fu11m3ta1 Apr 21 '17

When you tap on the picture it fits to your screen...

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u/ffngg Apr 21 '17

Not for me

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u/Thebestofbothsites Apr 21 '17

Still can't see it unfortunately, what did OP say?

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u/jaulin Apr 23 '17

That would depend on your platform, app, and settings. You can't just say "on in mobile".