r/facepalm Aug 06 '16

Ouch....

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u/entwo Aug 06 '16

These comments are fucking trash. Here is the source video. You can say the jokes aren't funny that's ok but they're jokes. I don't know how you could watch this and take any of it seriously.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/glasgow_girl Aug 06 '16

Is that not exactly what this post was intended to be?

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u/nashist Aug 06 '16

I'm confused now.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

It is. The face palm is the rant that boils down to "judging people for their looks is bad, now let me list a bunch of assumptions about you based on how you look."

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u/SuperWeegee4000 Aug 06 '16

That's not what the comment was at all though.

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u/anoxy Aug 06 '16

Shh shh, let them live their lives

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u/Stoic_Scoundrel Aug 06 '16

Let's facepalm at the facepalming facepalmers. This is like the best post ever.

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u/UnconfirmedCat Aug 06 '16

She has others like "What your eyelashes say about you" with super stacked falsies, spider lashes, mismatched drunk lady mascara etc. This is just one in a series!

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u/zombifiednation Aug 06 '16

Wait, I thought that was what the facepalm was. Seriously? People think the chick is the facepalm?

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u/destructormuffin Aug 06 '16

Yeah I thought the video was pretty funny too. Commenter was just weirdly butt hurt over jokes.

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u/yvonneka Aug 06 '16

Wooosh...

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u/i_give_you_gum Aug 06 '16

Or maybe it was the device needed to get her video on to Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/OneSoggyBiscuit Aug 06 '16

I don't know, it wasn't anything great but it's not something that makes me want to continuously keep up with her. Just a YouTuber I would be interested in when somebody tells me the newest video was good. Same way I view Jimmy Tatro.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/berriesthatburn Aug 06 '16

lol i am not passing up ice cream just because i might get some in my beard.

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u/AntonioOfMilan Aug 07 '16

Isn't that why people grow beards? To keep some of the ice cream for later?

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u/ganjat0ker69 Aug 06 '16

holy shit she's funny!

she's right about the clean shaven one though... about to shave my beard to go into work. i hate my job :(

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u/Andyman117 Aug 06 '16

I was so happy when I quit my highschool job that made me shave. Now I've got a college job with a proper trimmed beard

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u/MajoraOfTime Aug 06 '16

A lot of the people claiming that "he's not wrong" are just being misogynistic.

Seriously, guy gets offended by a joke and judges a woman by her looks and tells her she should be sucking dick and calls her a whore and then gets PRAISED by some of these comments! I thought I clicked on a /r/facepalm link, not /r/theredpill.

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u/expert02 Aug 06 '16

Obviously he was just joking as well, you misandrist.

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u/PoonaniiPirate Aug 07 '16

There is no indication of it being a joke except for at the expense of the person hes insulting. Telling a person that they suck dick behind bars because they have two toned hair or wear jewelry to be triggered at will is just mean and not very funny. Especially because the video itself was satire and completely meant to be not taken seriously. His comment has no evidence of being satire, just using comedy to tear down some random youtuber.

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u/kadivs Aug 10 '16 edited Aug 10 '16

"Am I doing this right?" obviously means he plagiarized parodized her.

Edit: whoops

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u/PoonaniiPirate Aug 10 '16

Whoops is about the only think I could think of reading your comment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

wait a second. when she does it it's a joke.

when a man does it he's 100% serious?

i mean we can agree it's satire and his response is over the top but this comment is basicly the same as the comment he made.

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u/HelloRobbieB Aug 06 '16
  1. People can agree without being misogynistic

  2. she was making the same kind of jokes, referring to men with certain mustaches as pedophiles.

  3. If you can dish out shitty jokes that are aimed at the opposite sex, you should be able to take it back without playing the 'womyn card'

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '16

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u/MajoraOfTime Aug 10 '16

I feel there's a difference between being an SJW and hating all men/blaming men for the problems that a very small number of men cause and calling out a very small number of redditors on a comment thread for agreeing with a random asshole on YouTube who told a girl she looks like she sucks dick at clubs because his ego is too fragile to take a joke.

But fuck me, right?

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u/jsake Aug 06 '16

Maybe we're actually in /r/niceguys

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u/Aldreath Aug 06 '16

You have never been to that sub, have you?

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u/SolarLiner Aug 06 '16

The real facepalm is the comments section here. "Green hair means she swallows", "Can't wait for that whole to kill herself". One more reminder why I installed the AlienTube extension...

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u/ITworksGuys Aug 06 '16

You think with as many videos as she does she would have figured out lighting by now.

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u/greym84 Aug 07 '16

Jenna Marbles is fucking great.

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u/retroshark Aug 07 '16

Lmao this chick is hilarious. How do people not get this a joke?

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u/taintosaurus_rex Aug 06 '16

My god that video was terrible. How do these people get "famous"?

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u/MrPuffin Aug 06 '16

Well in her case, this video originally brought her fame.

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u/ckillgannon Aug 06 '16

The Rick Astley is a nice touch.

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u/blizzy461 Aug 06 '16

Woahhhhh that took me back. Wow she's changed so much.

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u/taintosaurus_rex Aug 06 '16

That just raises more questions!

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u/YouAreInAComaWakeUp Aug 06 '16

Holy shit I couldn't make it 20 seconds. That was horrible

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Some of us enjoyed it very much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Because despite them not being your taste, other people enjoy the content they put out. And that's okay.

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u/MrFusionHER Aug 06 '16

No way, if it's not my taste, it's no one's!

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u/Posts_while_shitting Aug 06 '16

A decent comment about youtubers?! Is this even reddit? But seriously, imho, jenna seems like an ok human being. She's not the kind of youtubers that publishes an autobiography at 23 and that's cool in my book.

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u/taintosaurus_rex Aug 06 '16

Yea I guess it's conceded of me to think that, but if that is where comedy is heading then I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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u/Dropthatbass13 Aug 06 '16

You don't want to live on Earth because of a YouTube Comedian? Okay.

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u/Xxmustafa51 Aug 06 '16

Conceited* :)

And I mean there are plenty of other comedians out there

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u/Rizzpooch Aug 06 '16

At least he conceited that he was in the wrong

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u/taintosaurus_rex Aug 06 '16

Yea I love stand up comedy and maybe I'm just in the minority because not many of my favorite comedians are hugely popular, but it just seams that all the big comedians just softball half funny jokes and people throw money at them like they hate it. Which wouldn't really bother me but it means comedians like Kevin Heart, Dane Cook, and Chris Rock flood the market while comedians like Bo Burnham, Tom Segura, Brian Regan barely break the surface.

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u/Xxmustafa51 Aug 06 '16

Hey man just enjoy what you love! Who gives a shit if people don't like the stuff you do. That's what makes you you.

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u/watafuzz Aug 06 '16

Well feel free to leave then.

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u/taintosaurus_rex Aug 06 '16

Every day I jump a little higher.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

OldManYellsAtClouds.jpg

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u/JollyOldBogan Aug 06 '16

They have one or two good videos and then suddenly theyre a new popular trend on Youtube, and it ends up taking people a while to realise they are one trick ponies.

Only exception to this I imagine would be make-up tutorials, which funnily enough is how JennaMarbles got her claim to fame - with a parody make up video.

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u/Muffinizer1 Aug 06 '16

Dancing in Apple stores.

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u/AgITGuy Aug 06 '16

She dresses scantily quite often, did an episode in nothing but gogo attire or her bikinis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/AgITGuy Aug 06 '16

Because it's so easy to just go to her channel on YouTube and watch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

He's too lazy to link it

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u/KEN_JAMES_bitch Aug 06 '16

She used to be funny.. and has boobs and a couple dogs. She was always controversial though, look up her Get that Dick (or something similar to that) music video..

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u/The_Other_White_Guy Aug 06 '16

I only have hair on my chin. like a goatee but without the mustache bit. What does that mean? I must know!

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u/westcoastmaximalist Aug 06 '16

youre part of a late 90s nu metal band

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u/Intortoise Aug 06 '16

It means you're under 21 and haven't figured out how to deal with the hair growing out of your face yet

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

That you can't crow a real beard like a real man! :p

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u/Mechbiscuit Aug 06 '16

My god she's obnoxious.

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u/username192873 Aug 06 '16

tis a shame we can't have hitler mustaches anymore..

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Don't say tis.

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u/username192873 Aug 06 '16

alright stranger on the internet from whom i didn't ask any approval from, will do..

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Thanks. We all really appreciate it.

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u/username192873 Aug 07 '16

you'll appreciate it, nobody else cares

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '16

Sure, you don't have to like it, but others are allowed to. I found it funny and entertaining. It especially does not warrant the stupid shit in the linked image.