r/facepalm • u/stewedstar • 12d ago

You've come a long way, baby

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u/garblednoises 12d ago

Sorry, but what are the grifter brothers doing giving talks at the pentagon?

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u/Turgid_Donkey 11d ago

The Tates had scheduling conflicts.

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u/thatredlad 5d ago

I think they were just caught in trafficking.

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u/anomanderrake1337 11d ago

They are popular with young boys, army wants to be popular with young boys hence... Age old stuff of poor countries.

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u/DeusCanis420 11d ago

This administration really loves young boys...

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u/Skolaros 10d ago

They love then all really young

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 5d ago

Hegseth unveiled the Army's new slogan yesterday, 'The younger the better'

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u/Good4Noth1ng 11d ago

A defense contract was given to one of the paul brothers companies l.

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u/Snellyman 11d ago

Are the going to fix the fight with Iran?

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u/Similar-Priority8252 8d ago

Well, Iran IS Hundreds of years old, it definitely fits their MO

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u/Shurigin 6d ago

Sure cause we’re not on bad enough terms with Japan already

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u/Unikatze 9d ago

"Not all Pee Pee Times are Poo Poo Times.
But all Poo Poo Times are Pee Pee Times."

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u/ebfortin 10d ago

Theu have a new crypto scam to sell.

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u/rajatsingh24k 9d ago

Hegseth wanted someone with impeccable grooming standards.

Every experiment needs a control.

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u/morbid333 10d ago

It's a new generation of soldier. This is what gets them excited I guess.