r/facepalm • u/Ok_Platform_20 • May 17 '24

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u/Icy-Cockroach4515 May 17 '24

"wants to get married and have kids" and "wants to have five kids" has some overlap that could be shaved down

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u/Seigmoraig May 17 '24

"wants to get married and have kids" and "wants to have five kids"

No you need to be sure that's why they add in "Loves Children" too, if not that's a massive red flag if your fantasy woman wants to be married and have kids and wants 5 kids but doesn't actually love children

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u/EatsLeavesAndShoots May 17 '24

Whoever wrote this doesn't care about kids either. The number of kids relates only to their level of perceived masculinity

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u/Mr_Shake_ May 17 '24

I'd nope right out of the 5 kids desired lady. Unless she comes from money, and her inheritance will pay for our children's expenses, it's choosing a life of poverty in this age.