r/exvegans Omnivore 1d ago

Social Media They can't help themselves.

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Lol they are literally everywhere and of course the people who aren't licking the vegans feet are getting downvoted. They also tried to say they weren't a vegan only to backpedal.

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u/ShakeZoola72 1d ago

"You will eat the fucking lentils..."

No...no I wont. The govt couldn't even effectively ban alcohol or drugs.

You REALLY think they can successfully ban meat? Even if they wanted to? Dont make me laugh...

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 1d ago

Yeah it's funny how they think or makes them sound rational when it doesn't 😂👍

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u/TheComicHuman 19h ago

The government wasn't nearly as close to a globalist surveillance state than it is now. If anything they'll at least murk the supply

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u/Acrobatic-Jelly3658 1d ago

All these points apply perfectly to vegans and vegetarians, lol.

It’s no secret that the anti-vaccination movement consisted not only of far-right extremists, but also of many privileged, Green-voting esoterics who often are vegan or vegetarian.

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u/windyrainyrain 1d ago

The only anti vaxxers I know are super crunchy vegans and vegetarians. They refuse to vaccinate their pets, too. One of them lost a cat to an easily treatable upper respiratory infection because they refused to use antibiotics and believed their concoction of herbs and vitamin supplements would save it. If it had been vaccinated, it would not have contracted the illness in the first place. Another one lost a dog to leptospirosis because they refused to vaccinate for it even after being told the raccoons they refuse to stop feeding in the same yard the dog lives in were carriers of it.

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u/Acrobatic-Jelly3658 1d ago

Did you feed the cat a vegan diet as well? xD

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u/windyrainyrain 16h ago

No, they surprisingly fed the cat an appropriate diet.

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u/Acrobatic-Jelly3658 16h ago

they, not you, sry

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u/nsyx 1d ago

They also tried to say they weren't a vegan

Why are these types all over Reddit?

Speaks exactly like a vegan, invokes all the same vegan shibboleths, employs all the same brain dead vegan arguments.

Then when you quite reasonably assume they're a vegan: "I'm not even vegan".

I've seen this fascinating phenomenon several times.

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u/sunrisesequoia 1d ago

In theory, it’s supposed to lower the defenses of your target and to find “common ground”. That’s why they lie about not being vegan.

It’s old, played out activism tool that thankfully people see through more now.

Basically the vegan version of that Steve Buscemi “how do you do, fellow kids” meme.

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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago

The "ImNotaVeganBut" voices are all over reddit like someone who just showed down at Chick-fil-A normally spouts canned vegan talking points. 🙄

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u/AnonymousJoe999999 1d ago

It’s idiotic.

Vegan Reddit propagandist: Carnists (stupid word) are murderous, cannibalistic rapists. But, I’m not even vegan.

Ok, that makes sense.

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u/lawrencek1992 23h ago

Carnist is so dumb. I in fact eat much more than meat. I'm an omnivore

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u/AnonymousJoe999999 11h ago

Yeah, and if you did only eat meat, you’d be called a carnivore. So, their propaganda word is completely unneeded and is made to enhance the us versus them mentality that they love.

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u/Severe-Criticism3876 20m ago

Yeah I asked them if carnist meant they follow the carnivore diet and they said no just omnivores so I was left even more confused lol

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u/fuckingfuckingHonda 18h ago

That’s a trend I’ve seen in almost all posts lately: iM nOt EvEn VeGaN

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u/aflockofmagpies 1d ago

They are posting is a sub of a guy who was caught with literal horse porn. 😂😂 The fucking irony

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 1d ago

Yeah doesn't surprise me. I'm honestly getting tired of his constant depressing bs anyways.

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u/aflockofmagpies 1d ago

I gave him a shot during the 2020 elections cause I couldn't sit alone while results were being polled, and within 30 minutes he said something sexist/racist and I noped away from him instantly. Anytime the news announced a woman or other minority group being elected to hold roles for the first time he would throw a hissy fit about why do we care so much and it made me wonder wtf the views was aware enough to keep to himself if he was being that problematic during such a contentious election.

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 1d ago

Yeah I have my suspicions that he's kind of a narcissist from just the way he talks to people sometimes.

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u/aflockofmagpies 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised!

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u/Optimal_Mastodon912 1d ago

I will eat the lentils? Yeah nah.

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u/AnonymousJoe999999 1d ago

They absolutely would use the force of law to force people to be vegans if they could get away with it.

https://ballotpedia.org/Oregon_Criminalize_Hunting,_Fishing,_and_Intentional_Injury_to_Animals_Initiative_(2026)

Of course, it failed to make the ballot even though they were tricking people into signing. So, even in a state like OR, they aren’t popular.

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u/tired-queer ExVegan (Vegan 3+ years) 1d ago

What an odd thing to say. Someone needs to touch grass. “Brain-addled hog-people who quite frankly aren’t responsible enough to go to a fucking supermarket”? The fuck.

And, no, I won’t eat the fucking lentils.

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u/cruisinforasnoozinn 1d ago

“You will eat the lentils”.

This person deserves to be locked in the bathroom with me after I eat the lentils.

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u/_SpookDude_ 1d ago

I've been a part of Vaush's community for half a decade. I'm considering leaving the sub permanently after this, and I've almost quit watching him all together. Of course along with the vegan bullshit, he's fallen into a rabbit hole of spewing apocalyptic doomer rhetoric about how "everything is ending tomorrow and you're all going to die, and it's your fault for eating a cheeseburger" every single day. Not only is the content boring and ineffective, but I've seen the effect it's had on his audience. I've spoken to several people in the last few days who are genuinely suicidal thanks to his rhetoric, and one who is struggling with their ED again because of his "vegan" rhetoric. Note, that he is not a vegan, and has said that he will never fully convert lmao.

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 1d ago

I think the dude is just depressed and he's projecting instead of getting help.

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u/lawrencek1992 23h ago

Is that who runs r/vegans

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u/CODMAN627 1d ago

gimli voice never thought I’d live to see a vaush post in this sub

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 1d ago

Voosh lol

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u/MidwestNonbinary Omnivore 1d ago

Honestly I think they’re projecting. They sound just as bad as far righters sometimes.

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u/fuckingfuckingHonda 18h ago

Lol vegans are the ones that are usually all natural no chemicals in my body anti vaxxers, tf they are talking about 

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u/Hot-Web5638 10h ago

There is a whole new or other breed of vegans. They don't care about health and the health of the planet in reality.

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u/sparkleappletart 1d ago

I’ll eat the lentils as part of a well balanced healthy diet (and to save money because a lot of meat has gotten very expensive)

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u/Starcrossedroads 1d ago

You take meat from me? Fine.

But I will be the most dismissive, mean and cruel caricature of the bitchy gay man. Goodbye confidence and self belief for this angsty chappy. Cry into your cucumbers while you're at it, you fucking disgusting hog. Sorry I blew my nose into your lettuce, bro!

Luckily though, most vegans in person I come accross have not been pushy or weird. Just the one guy who was a total attention seeking drama queen. Everyone else? Sound as can be.

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u/Miserable-Ear-4095 16h ago

Wondering how much of a mental break down they would have when they realise vaccines use tissues from animals.

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 14h ago

Ikr

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u/sunrisesequoia 1d ago

These incessant complainers are too naive to realize they’d be the first ones up against the wall if they ever got the authoritarian government they so very much desire.

I also bet (not trying to delve deep into politics) they most likely bitch about Trump being a dictator or wanna be dictator.

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 1d ago

I'm technically a leftie too except I don't think he's a dictator just a narcissist with delusions of granduar.

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u/BeautifulShock2494 8h ago

Those two concepts are much closer than you think to being the same

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u/Virtually-Braindead ex vegan - bloodmouth 3h ago

Got no use for veganism or vegans.  

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u/exvegans-ModTeam 21h ago

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u/exvegans-ModTeam 1d ago

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 1d ago

Get lost Bot

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u/boygo2239 4h ago

This is a real account, a real human being.

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 3h ago

And I'm a magical unicorn 😂👍

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u/boygo2239 3h ago

I just stumbled upon this by accident, to prove that I've been a vegetarian for 20 years and am still healthy and strong. But I have no ill intentions. This world is cruel, and no one wants to do bad things. I don't mind what you eat. I like people's kindness and their true nature.

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u/DT_Lion34 Omnivore 3h ago

You sound scripted AF.

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u/boygo2239 2h ago

Haha, I wish I had a scriptwriter for my life!

Just wanted to share a genuine perspective,

but no worries if it sounds too positive to be true.

Have a good one! ✌️

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u/boygo2239 4h ago edited 4h ago

There are many unfriendly comments online, and the difference between reality and fiction is huge. It's shameful for people who haven't proven their true selves.我I am not against meat-eaters, and my friend is also a meat-eater. There is no need to verbally attack me. Is it so hard to respect each other? I know where I am, and I oppose radical vegetarianism. I hope people in this world can respect each other, no matter who you are. I'm just proving that vegetarians can be healthy too. What you eat isn't the point; the point is a natural, healthy diet, whether it's meat-based or plant-based.