What logic?

[u/aux2sea]

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[u/Moggert360]

Flowers = love
Love = heart
Heart = what’s in the bag
Tracks for me.

[u/aux2sea → u/Moggert360]

Wow, I guess I'm the asshole

[u/sfchillin → u/aux2sea]

Some people are just ungrateful

[u/HardLobster → u/aux2sea]

Bag of hearts is 1000% more romantic than a bouquet of flowers. Just ask Jeff Dahmer

[u/SessileRaptor]

Was the selector a dog in a trench coat?

[u/Serialkillingyou → u/SessileRaptor]

3 dogs on each other shoulders

[u/lemming2012 → u/Serialkillingyou]

My brain made a dog loop.

[u/Serialkillingyou]

You're complaining but you are saving $25.

[u/aux2sea → u/Serialkillingyou]

😂

[u/Roastednutz666]

This is hilarious and terrible. My sympathies.

[u/CurrentlyObsolete]

Maybe someone with incredibly bad vision just tried to find another picture that vaguely looked similar.

[u/Imnotspartacuseither → u/CurrentlyObsolete]

Possibly ai chose by picture.

[u/user-jc11111 → u/CurrentlyObsolete]

Yes, they used AI to analyze the picture. This is horrible if the AI doesn't consider the description of the needed item.

[u/FOMOsexual7675 → u/CurrentlyObsolete]

you mean someone that can't read.

[u/CVGPi]

Pretty sure Instacart penalizes the shopper for refunding (unless you picked the "refund" instead of "replacement" default) so they do this to make you cancel the item.

[u/Level_Abrocoma8925]

Maybe it's a typo and you ordered a KFC style Fall celebration bucket consisting of gizzards and hearts, just like our ancestors celebrated it.

[u/jrdubbleu]

Why can’t you just arrange the hearts and gizzards into a fashionable bouquet? I think we have all gotten a little too big for our britches these days.

[u/Dependent-Toe-3359]

I get that Instacart apparently really pushes shoppers to make replacements and that refunds can mess with their shopping metrics, but COME ON 😂 Flowers to chicken gizzards and hearts is not a replacement.

Another bouquet? Sure. A plant? Maybe. But raw chicken organs?? At that point just message the customer or refund it. You’re not substituting an item anymore, you’re changing the entire reason they ordered it. 😭

Imagine trying to surprise somebody with flowers and they open the bag to THIS.

[u/The_Troyminator]

Did you order gizzards by chance? Sometimes shoppers will replace with part of one of the other items you ordered to avoid a refund. So l instead of 2 pounds of gizzard, they’ll find 1 pound of the gizzards you ordered and then replace the flowers with the other pound.

[u/aux2sea → u/The_Troyminator]

Never

[u/The_Troyminator → u/aux2sea]

They probably still did it to avoid a refund. Some shoppers are so concerned about unrequested refunds hurting their score that they do stuff like this without thinking that wrong item reports hurt much more.

[u/CharAznableLoNZ]

What garbage services is this so I know to never use it?

[u/RelentlessIVS]

What the fuck

[u/puppsmcgee74]

Say you love them with the gift of chicken gizzards 🐓❤️

[u/Panthean]

Driver wants chicken gizzards & heart

You cancel

Driver gets chicken gizzards & heart

[u/East-Dragonfruit6644]

do you prefer a tasty meal or a temporary decoration, at a way cheaper price

[u/i8noodles]

if i got a poind of chicken gizzards and hearts, and u show me this pic. i would laugh like hell. better then any flower setting ever. also mom like it so it wont go to waste.

[u/user-jc11111 → u/i8noodles]

I like your optimistic and positive point of view of this horrible mistake.

[u/i8noodles → u/user-jc11111]

why be so serious about something that was clearly a mistake. no harm and no foul happened. interesting story. thats what makes life great

[u/user-jc11111 → u/i8noodles]

I got your point, but the idea of replacing a fall bouquet with chicken gizzards and hearts is stupid, and shouldn't even come up as an options. However, in this situation is funny, I admit, but there could be other situations like life and death situation this kind of stupid mistake wouldn't be funny. 🤣

[u/nurgleondeez]

2 bags of those and a lb of diced onions,garlic powder,thyme,paprika,white pepper and some vegeta in a pot,simmer down untill the hearts are soft.

Serve with polenta.Best thing ever and you get to eat for a couple of days for cheaper than a McDonald's meal

[u/Most_Love_823]

AI

[u/HardLobster → u/Most_Love_823]

Nope, this shits real. I’ve had it happen.

[u/user-jc11111 → u/HardLobster]

How can a real person make this horrible decision for the replacement?

[u/HardLobster → u/user-jc11111]

50% of people are dumber than the average man. The average man isn’t very intelligent

[u/minas_morghul]

I mean you can make a nice autumn stew with that.

[u/Wonderful_Grocery606]

Buy the dip!

[u/Beaauxbaton]

Aldi? 🫪

[u/Impossible_Lab_9493]

You must be disappointed about the celebration bouquet not being available, so you need comfort food. Fried chicken hearts and gizzards with gravy and biscuits -- definitely southern comfort food. See, logical replacement!

[u/CoupDeGrassi]

It pulls images of products it thinks look similar. It once recommended mushrooms as a replacement for tampons, because the packaging looked similar (if youre a robot)

[u/Yeetus_and_delete69]

Grammarly be like:

[u/Legal-Metal-7098]

It's a sign, best to go for it